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RAYZA
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2018/12/05 14:59:50 (permalink)

Quick mattress question

I need a new one and was thinking of this one

https://otty.com/products...?variant=7683067609139

Anyone got it or got other suggestions? The 100 day trial and 10 year guarantee are very appealing
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Smokey McPot
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 15:11:50 (permalink)
They're all the same basically aren't they? Simba, Eve, Otto et al
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 15:13:26 (permalink)
Not sure 1000’s of wanking stains are covered under warranty M8. Maybe just stick with the old soiled one you got now. Save money innit


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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 15:17:52 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Majik 2018/12/05 16:25:11
Why don't you sell me the one that ended your marriage when your wife took BBC three ways in your bed?
post edited by RAYZA - 2018/12/05 15:19:50
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 15:19:37 (permalink)
Smokey McPot
They're all the same basically aren't they? Simba, Eve, Otto et al


Are they all good though? Think I got it from M&S last time but it didn't last that long
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 15:28:24 (permalink)
Go for a cheap one Rayz
 
Can imagine you're a platinum card customer at Bensons for Beds considering the pummelling your back doors have to deal with on the regs.
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 15:29:24 (permalink)
Razor
 Think I got it from M&S last time but it didn't last that long



No surprises there star
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 15:32:59 (permalink)
This place is crawling with spastics these days isn't it. The ratio of spastics to normals is way off, really don't know why I even have this place bookmarked tbh.
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 15:56:24 (permalink)
I think those plastic sheets for bed wetting might be an extra cost for you. Worth checking with M&S


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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 15:59:14 (permalink)
Bensons for Beds ones are decent, gotta drop a decent amount of dough on a mattress really. Ain't about some cheap povvo one.

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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:02:30 (permalink)
Looking to spend about 500
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:03:02 (permalink)
Razor
This place is crawling with spastics



Razor
 I have this place bookmarked

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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:05:11 (permalink)
Razor
Looking to spend about 500

 
Get a job and buy a decent matress.
 
Take less poundings.

Wear a nappy so at least when you soil yourself after a 4 day meth binge you won't soil your mattress.
 
 
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:06:38 (permalink)
Funny guy. Said no one ever.
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:20:16 (permalink)
Shout to all my fellow savages who’ve got back to a random bird’s house to find a mattress on the floor of her bedroom and still feed her the pipe (no conny)
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:21:41 (permalink)
Razor
Smokey McPot
They're all the same basically aren't they? Simba, Eve, Otto et al


Are they all good though? Think I got it from M&S last time but it didn't last that long



TBH, I dont know.
 
I'm in the market too. I was considering Simba because I can get a discount on one.
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:22:57 (permalink)
KNUCKLES
Shout to all my fellow savages who’ve got back to a random bird’s house to find a mattress on the floor of her bedroom and still feed her the pipe (no conny)



Yeah I've done that a few times on day 3 of the bender. Sober up and scrub it til it bleeds.
 
Razor
Looking to spend about 500



500 ain't much for a matress really, dropped 2 bags on my one and it's like sleeping on a cloud.

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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:26:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby 0-AID 2018/12/06 14:54:27
Rayza has guys catching feelings left right and centre


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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:29:09 (permalink)
Init lol
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:30:44 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby KnuckleHead 2018/12/05 17:53:26
Doesn't every gypo have a mattress on the floor? Standard crack head flex. Do they sell the frame for a stone or what?

Fuck spending 2G on mattress, do you know how many games I could buy for that and never play?
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:35:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby KnuckleHead 2018/12/05 17:53:55
If it ain't essential, sell it for crack. Makes perfect sense to me.

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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:36:33 (permalink)
I swapped a few CDs for pills once, that's as low as I went
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 16:39:39 (permalink)
I forced someone to break smash the bottle containing their wedding fund to pay their debts off while their missus was at work, was the blurst of times for everyone involved.

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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 17:07:56 (permalink)
My Otty turns up tomorrow. Got it in the Black Friday Sale.
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 17:09:40 (permalink)
Lrrr
I forced someone to break smash the bottle containing their wedding fund to pay their debts off while their missus was at work, was the blurst of times for everyone involved.


Was that an IVA?
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 17:21:34 (permalink)

 
This was in my first scumbag career choice, not my second.

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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 17:52:45 (permalink)
I just bought one of these, it hasn’t arrived yet but it seemed nice in the shop. There’s some good deals on it I got it with a 4 drawer divan for just over 500.

https://shop.sealy.co.uk/...ket-1000-mattress.html
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 17:56:27 (permalink)
You have to go to a shop and try them. I ended up getting a tempur memory foam one... It's amazing
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 18:22:38 (permalink)
+2 for the tempur 
 
got the cloud and it's like laying on a cloud
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Re: Quick mattress question 2018/12/05 18:51:59 (permalink)
 
Tempur Cloud is waaaaay to soft.  No back support at all,
 
 Tempur Sensation Elite is where it's at.  Bought the Superking a few months ago 
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