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RAYZA
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/10 23:42:29 (permalink)
Wrap your house in kitchen roll to save money on heating
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Rudeboysy
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/11 06:07:49 (permalink)
Drive your partner wild in the bedroom by selling the bed and all their clothes whilst they are out at work
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/11 10:02:55 (permalink)
Save money on your water bill by shitting directly in to a bin
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/11 14:45:30 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Willfunk 2018/10/12 05:54:01
Put a pinch of sage in your boots and all day long the spicy scent will be your reward
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/11 15:09:14 (permalink)
Come across as a witty fellow by recycling jokes from page 1 of the thread and hope no-one notices.
 
If the berries are too tart, dust them with confectioner's sugar.
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/11 15:17:01 (permalink)
Hammered
Come across as a witty fellow by recycling jokes from page 1 of the thread and hope no-one notices.
 
If the berries are too tart, dust them with confectioner's sugar.




Ah ffs I missed that. 
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/11 15:55:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Willfunk 2018/10/12 05:54:28
JUDGEDREDD
Save money on your water bill by shitting directly in to a bin



Take it a step further and spread a Sainsbury's carrier bag across your rim and shit away - oddly satisfying.
 
When desperate for pussy but unable to get any - find a big orange, cut a hole in the bastard and fuck the pulp out of it 🍊💦💦💦
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/11 16:00:11 (permalink)
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Wrap your house in kitchen roll to save money on heating



Wrap yourself in kitchen roll to save on buying a sick winter jacket? Profit?
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/11 16:01:13 (permalink)
Smokey McPot
Razor
Wrap your house in kitchen roll to save money on heating



Wrap yourself in kitchen roll to save on buying a sick winter jacket? Profit?




I have seen southerners dressed in similar things
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Willfunk
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 05:56:59 (permalink)
Ankle
JUDGEDREDD
Save money on your water bill by shitting directly in to a bin



Take it a step further and spread a Sainsbury's carrier bag across your rim and shit away - oddly satisfying.
 
When desperate for pussy but unable to get any - find a big orange, cut a hole in the bastard and fuck the pulp out of it 🍊💦💦💦


Feeling thirsty after falling out of a rave? Don't pay for expensive bottled water when you can simply get down on all fours and lap at the muddy puddles god has already left for you
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 07:02:21 (permalink)
After a rave raid the bins outside for a refreshing and rejuvenating yogurt  
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 07:13:37 (permalink)
willfunk
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JUDGEDREDD
Save money on your water bill by shitting directly in to a bin



Take it a step further and spread a Sainsbury's carrier bag across your rim and shit away - oddly satisfying.
 
When desperate for pussy but unable to get any - find a big orange, cut a hole in the bastard and fuck the pulp out of it 🍊💦💦💦


Feeling thirsty after falling out of a rave? Don't pay for expensive bottled water when you can simply get down on all fours and lap at the muddy puddles god has already left for you

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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 08:05:27 (permalink)
Make ladies feel like you’re always pleased to see them by permanently storing a banana in your pocket.
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 09:37:44 (permalink)
Convince people that you're the 4th member of the beastie boys by continually telling people that you are the 4th member of the beastie boys
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 10:28:34 (permalink)
Staying in a luxury central London 3* hotel?
Thirsty?
Save money on trips to the bar or coffee shop by making hot and cold drinks available in your room.
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 10:37:16 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Smokey McPot 2018/10/12 14:15:51
Wanna get shanked? Touch my ravioli, I dare ya
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 13:49:42 (permalink)
Save money on expensive cosmetics like hair dye and fake tan by replacing them with cheap everyday items like toilet bleach and food colouring.
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 15:09:48 (permalink)
Got a broken electrical item? Turn it off and on again for a sure fix every single time.
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 15:16:28 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whagwan 2018/10/12 15:56:47
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 15:58:07 (permalink)
Chocolate Oranges are available at Rawlinsons.
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 16:05:12 (permalink)
Lost your spoon? Simply use a sausage to scoop the beans!
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 16:41:10 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
Convince people that you're the 4th member of the beastie boys by continually telling people that you are Money Mark.
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 17:47:21 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
Lost your spoon? Simply use a sausage to scoop the beans!


You can also use the sausage as a breakwater on a full english if you don't want to mix the egg and the beans.
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 20:00:30 (permalink)
Angry when playing video games? Why not gob on the telly.
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 20:31:03 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dotarr 2018/10/12 22:39:14
Tired of being skint? Take out a smol bank loan and invest it all in plastic herons
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/12 22:40:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby wiseacre 2018/10/13 00:20:09
Trying to relaunch your career after appearing on reality tv years ago? Bump a long dead thread where people are talking about your noels.
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gentle kenneth
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/13 00:34:50 (permalink)
skint? suppliment your income by travelling to brazil to pick up a suitcase of cigarettes
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gentle kenneth
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/13 00:36:31 (permalink)
want to try out your new camera? thwap on your pink pants and head for a childs foam party
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gentle kenneth
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/13 00:38:30 (permalink)
tired of getting barged by bigger boys? invent yourself a pretend pugilist pal. ooof, look at that uppercut! and another!
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gentle kenneth
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Re: Share your life hacks 2018/10/13 00:39:54 (permalink)
imagine bowling down the street with him, everyone getting out of the way. aaah
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