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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 15:16:26 (permalink)
MalcolmTucker
 
And for that reason, I'm OUT. Griff, the floor's yours.




Cheers mate.  John Cusack with fantastic tits, I am IN
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 15:25:08 (permalink)
gavinx
there's not really any coming back from shagging a best mate's girlfriend/wife or sister really tbh


Sister? I've banged a few mates sisters. I regret nothing. One of them drove his car into the front of her house and started smashing up her room cos we were avoiding him lol.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 15:27:23 (permalink)
I think exes are a big no no.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 16:19:10 (permalink)
Sisters are fair game and your own sisters mates are for the taking
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 16:23:08 (permalink)
Exes, tits... This is just triggering everyone's sad wank bank.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 16:25:56 (permalink)
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I can quite confidently say I'd never cheat. I'm not a cunt, and it's the ultimate betrayal. I don't understand how you could do that to someone you care about.



I love how grown up this forum has become these days, 10 years ago this post would be met with loads of 'poofter eh?' type responses, it is like we have all matured and shit




tbf I would have said that 10 years ago. Please note the "someone you care about" bit. Very important lol
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 17:04:47 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby _Modus_ 2018/03/20 17:30:28
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frizzyd
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I can quite confidently say I'd never cheat. I'm not a cunt, and it's the ultimate betrayal. I don't understand how you could do that to someone you care about.



I love how grown up this forum has become these days, 10 years ago this post would be met with loads of 'poofter eh?' type responses, it is like we have all matured and shit




tbf I would have said that 10 years ago. Please note the "someone you care about" bit. Very important lol




'someone I l, l, l, lo, lo, lov, lov'...nah fuck that, they'll merk me,  I'll just type someone I care about 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 17:08:08 (permalink)
sister's mates... obviously
 
i wouldn't ever go with a mate's sister though. just weird imo. love it when jez shags mark's sister in peep show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApUuXKg3228 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:15:35 (permalink)
Yeah, Lrr is right, we can't set the bar too low for what qualifies as sordid.

For example, if you had caught Sharkey hanging out the back of your mate's dad, then that would unquestionably qualify.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:18:19 (permalink)
That's the ultimate low really, bumming a mates Dad whilst he's asleep upstairs.
 
Mums are fair game.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:23:56 (permalink)
frizzyd
'someone I l, l, l, lo, lo, lov, lov'...nah fuck that, they'll merk me,  I'll just type someone I care about 


What on earth are you on about?
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:32:12 (permalink)
SmokedEggs
For example, if you had caught Sharkey hanging out the back of your mate's dad, then that would unquestionably qualify.



Trying to imagine my reaction when I come downstairs to find my best mate hanging out the back of my dad on the sofa was not something I thought I'd be imagining today.
 
"don't mind me, just grabbing a glass of water."
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:33:06 (permalink)
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frizzyd
'someone I l, l, l, lo, lo, lov, lov'...nah fuck that, they'll merk me,  I'll just type someone I care about 


What on earth are you on about?


You’re scared to admit your undying love for fear of getting “fassed” off by forum bully boys is how I read it, with a pinch of salt.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:33:54 (permalink)
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SmokedEggs
For example, if you had caught Sharkey hanging out the back of your mate's dad, then that would unquestionably qualify.



Trying to imagine my reaction when I come downstairs to find my best mate hanging out the back of my dad on the sofa was not something I thought I'd be imagining today.
 
"don't mind me, just grabbing a glass of water."


im not sure you were meant to imagine it 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:38:09 (permalink)
geordie007
 
im not sure you were meant to imagine it 



sometimes the imagination just does what it wants I guess. 
 
i was having a wank the other day and for some reason some awful woman I work with popped into my head just as I was getting there and I couldn't fucking shake it. it ruined the seconds leading up to and the duration of my cum.
 
a fine waste of the 10 minute build up. 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:40:48 (permalink)
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:43:23 (permalink)
FFS daz 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:47:06 (permalink)
Fucksake Darren!


..been there though tbf.

SIGS, EVERYTHING SIGS.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:48:21 (permalink)

 
it's not darren ffs
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:49:55 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whitey 2018/03/21 04:46:03
dazdsb

 
it's not darren ffs



It is now. 

SIGS, EVERYTHING SIGS.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 18:50:49 (permalink)
i think it has been on here for a while tbh
 
it's close but zero cigars
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 19:20:48 (permalink)
SW14
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frizzyd
'someone I l, l, l, lo, lo, lov, lov'...nah fuck that, they'll merk me,  I'll just type someone I care about 


What on earth are you on about?


You’re scared to admit your undying love for fear of getting “fassed” off by forum bully boys is how I read it, with a pinch of salt.


I thought so but wanted to check, since we're all in our 30s and mostly married with kids lol

Imagine loving your wife eh. How utterly preposterous.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 19:22:16 (permalink)
Only another 3 decades till there’s a “FREE OYSTER IMPLANT TALK AND SPECULATION” thread.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 19:25:01 (permalink)
"i came downstairs to find my grandson hanging out the back of our AI robot maid on the sofa"
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 19:33:11 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby S8 2018/03/20 21:49:09
dazdsb
"i came downstairs to find my grandson hanging out the back of our AI robot butler on the sofa"
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 19:36:45 (permalink)
dazdsb
"i came downstairs to find my grandson hanging out the back of our AI robot maid on the sofa"


dazdsb
"i came downstairs to find my grandson hanging out the back of our AI robot maid on the sofa"


dazdsb
"i came downstairs to find my grandson hanging out the back of our AI robot maid on the sofa"






That fit lass in Humans would be worth being caught for
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 19:47:47 (permalink)
SmokedEggs
dazdsb
"i came downstairs to find my grandson hanging out the back of our AI robot butler on the sofa"




any robot hole is a goal.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 20:27:07 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby S8 2018/03/20 21:49:26
dazdsb
"i came downstairs to find my robot butler hanging out the back of my daughter on the sofa"
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 20:30:52 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby S8 2018/03/20 21:49:52

dazdsb
 


"i came downstairs to find my monkey butler hanging out with Nelson Muntz on the hammock"

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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/20 21:49:45 (permalink)
LOL

I love this forums ability to relate to the simpsons
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