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2018/03/19 17:49:14 (permalink)

Sordid behaviour

Turns out a good friend of mine got caught in the act fucking another friend's Mrs the other night. For the sake of this post let's call them Sharky and George.
 
They'd had a big night out and Sharky was crashing in George's lounge. When they'd all gone to bed George's Mrs waited or him to fall asleep and crept back downstairs, only George woke up and came down to find Sharky hanging out the back of her on his sofa. They'd been together over 15 years and seemed like a proper solid couple. Damn.
 
What have you gotta be like to fuck a friend's Mrs in his house on his sofa whilst he's asleep upstairs. Fully underestimated old Sharky there. He's certainly not staying at my house ever again lol
 
And that's saying nothing of her part in the whole thing which is pretty despicable at best. If you're gonna cheat at least have the decency to do it with a stranger at their place and in secret.
 
I'm quite shocked all round really, I don't expect this sort of behaviour from a bunch of professional people in their late 30s. It's straight off Jerry Springer. Maybe I'm naive.
 
There's blatantly a few people on here who have done worse though, right?
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 17:50:35 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mulla 2018/03/20 10:17:36
Tell me George stoved Sharky's head in?
 
 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 17:56:36 (permalink)
As I understand it another mate immediately threw Sharky out the house before it could escalate too much so he got off very lightly. Fully deserved a slap at the very least. I've got no words for him, outrageous behaviour by any standard.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 17:57:38 (permalink)
She is more to blame than him IMO, not that he's got any excuse whatsoever.


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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 17:57:47 (permalink)
I understand why people commit murder in those circumstances 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:04:04 (permalink)
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As I understand it another mate immediately threw Sharky out the house before it could escalate too much so he got off very lightly. Fully deserved a slap at the very least. I've got no words for him, outrageous behaviour by any standard.




It would take more than another mate trying to usher him out to prevent bloodshed if I found my missus of 15 years getting pumped by my pal on my living room sofa.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:06:07 (permalink)
not very nice friend behaviour at all.
 
i mean, fuck bitches right - they come and go; but don't fuck with your friends partners. 
 
sharky should be ashamed and forever banished from the entire friendship group imo.
 
 
 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:11:56 (permalink)
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As I understand it another mate immediately threw Sharky out the house before it could escalate too much so he got off very lightly. Fully deserved a slap at the very least. I've got no words for him, outrageous behaviour by any standard.




It would take more than another mate trying to usher him out to prevent bloodshed if I found my missus of 15 years getting pumped by my pal on my living room sofa.




Knowing George he would probably of been in pieces to start with, the rage would of built up later on. Genuinely nice guy who wouldn't hurt a fly. Can't even begin to imagine being in his shoe though, the mental picture of that will live with him for ever. Poor bloke.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:12:21 (permalink)
Bloody hell thats awful behaviour.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
So im guessing shes single now right?

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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:18:31 (permalink)
Fell asleep on a sofa at a mates house once at a party. About 5 people sleeping in the room. I wake up to see a mate shagging another mate's gf (said mate was asleep downstairs)

Not nice
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:26:19 (permalink)
I don't get how people can cheat on others, moral compass is fucked.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:30:14 (permalink)
LAD
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:31:36 (permalink)
Lol truly cuntish.

Sometimes I look at married mates and wonder whether I need to do some catching up in life. Other times a friends gf/wife is rubbing her leg against mine and it's made me think "yep, definitely glad I'm not married to her!". I would like to think I'd never act on it but a few whiskies could ruin that I guess.

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not very nice friend behaviour at all.
 
i mean, fuck bitches right - they come and go; but don't fuck with your friends partners. 
 
sharky should be ashamed and forever banished from the entire friendship group imo.
 
 
 


For such a clearly nice guy you seem to have a pretty negative view of women at times ha.

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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:35:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Bruce Bogtrotter 2018/03/20 19:03:23
Rumping your pals missus is the lowest of the low. Proper scumbag behaviour. Banished and violently beaten I hope.

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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:40:01 (permalink)
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Rumping your pals missus is the lowest of the low. Proper scumbag behaviour. Banished and violently beaten I hope.



Innit. And in his gaff as well. On his sofa! 
 
That is a serious, serious liberty. 
 
Are him and his bird still together Pat?
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:41:52 (permalink)
Cheating is fucked but it happens all the time, and cheating with a friend of your partner must be fairly common I guess. But on his sofa whilst he's upstairs sleeping??
 
Can't get over it.
 
Imagine coming downstairs to that. Brutal.
 
Looking for some humour in the situation and failing lol
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:43:00 (permalink)
I somehow dont think this was the first time either.
 

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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:47:42 (permalink)
So did they have something brewing or did she randomly come downstairs and flash her gash at him?

Divorce next I assume. Any kids involved?
post edited by user21 - 2018/03/19 18:50:33
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:48:31 (permalink)
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Lrrr
Rumping your pals missus is the lowest of the low. Proper scumbag behaviour. Banished and violently beaten I hope.



Innit. And in his gaff as well. On his sofa! 
 
That is a serious, serious liberty. 
 
Are him and his bird still together Pat?



Nope!  I mean how could you stay with her, having seen it with your own eyes. You wouldn't wanna touch her again.
 
Maaan the more I think about this the more it's bumming me out. Thought sharing it with the group might extract some jokes, but there are no jokes to be had here.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:48:35 (permalink)
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For such a clearly nice guy you seem to have a pretty negative view of women at times ha.



i don't dislike women at all really, it's all just tongue in cheek lol.
 
they are fucking annoying though, mostly tbf.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:49:06 (permalink)
Let's hope it was a leather sofa.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:53:56 (permalink)
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So did they have something brewing or did she randomly come downstairs and flash her gash at him?


Supposedly the latter.
 
Mad thing is to look at them side by side (from a purely hetro POV of course) you'd fuck George over Sharky every time. He's like a foot taller and in great shape. 
 
My Mrs is wondering if she did it on purpose in a kamikaze self destructive end the relationship way. Hopefully not getting any ideas 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:54:25 (permalink)
You would think your morals would be in check when you're in your 30s.

I can't see how a situation like that could ever be rectified.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 18:55:38 (permalink)
a good friend of yours just showed you who he really is. scum
hope you're single for paranoias sake...
 
no way she randomly woke up and thought I'm gonna go risk seeing if Sharkey wants a fuck downstairs (maybe he wont and will tell George) in my own home with my bf asleep next to me. that is the behaviour of people that have been at it a while
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 19:00:23 (permalink)
Closest I've come to something like that is falling out with a pal briefly for shagging a bird he had broken up with (once when off my nut), although I had shagged her loads of times before they started going out. 
 
Not my finest hour.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 19:22:44 (permalink)
They must’ve been flirting for ages before it got to that stage. Which should be an indicator for either Sharkey or the missus to rein it in.

Poor George
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 19:29:56 (permalink)
It just seems intentionally cunty, 3 billion women out there and you go for one of the few that is with one of your mates, it's like they are getting off on the fact its wrong. Never have never would. I had a good mate shag another good mates Mrs and I def thought less of him after that. They actually ended up being mates again after falling out for a couple years.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 19:34:36 (permalink)
it absolutely goes well against bros before hoes. 
 
so scummy and for what, really? 
 
you don't get many proper mates in life as you get older - losing one of them (potentially more) because you couldn't keep your dick in your pants. 
 
brainless stuff. 
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 19:42:43 (permalink)
Had a mate (use term loosely, he was a piss taking cunt) who in early 20s had a bird who was a proper handful, used to be a nightmare when smashed just a liability wherever we went. Know at least another couple of lads who'd fucked her during teens etc just generally a bit of a wrong un/council estate filth, but pretty buff still. He used to crack on like he'd fixed her up and straightened her out etc think he even began believing it himself. One night round their flat he was sparko clean KO'd on the living room floor and she tossed me off under a blanket on their sofa. So there we are.
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Re: Sordid behaviour 2018/03/19 20:07:41 (permalink)
Postman Pat 
 
My Mrs is wondering if she did it on purpose in a kamikaze self destructive end the relationship way. Hopefully not getting any ideas 


A friend of my Mrs did this, about 6 months after getting married. Fucked two guys she worked with and I think is still with second one, who is 19.

It’s sad that it got to that stage, but there are better ways of ejecting yourself from the situation.
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