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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:38:20 (permalink)
Big up Lobo.. was roughly the same age.
 

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:40:55 (permalink)
Henry the Hoover though!! Was it his eyes that did it for you?

Are you yag for Henry?
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:54:45 (permalink)
I'm not sure what first attracted me to Henry. His cheeky little grin? those big black eyes? Or the 42 litre/sec maximum air flow?
 
 
 
 
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 16:14:01 (permalink)
I imagine this had something to do with it
 

post edited by JUDGEDREDD - 2018/02/13 16:15:51
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 17:21:48 (permalink)
1. Deciding to walk home from town paraletic aged 16.
2. Deciding to stop for a shit in the bushes 10 minutes from home.
3. Failing miserably and filling my trousers and boxers with possibly the sloppiest diarrhoea ever recorded.
4. Waddling home and failing to execute any kind of clean up mission, instead falling asleep still partially clothed. Waking up to my mum going mental at the trail of horror that had swept through the house culminating in what can only be described as a diarrhoea murder scene in my bedroom, still caked in encrusted shit.
5. ??? Profit
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 17:29:46 (permalink)
Went back to a birds house after town years ago she shared with 3 other girls. Due to a bad stomach I'd had about 5 shits all night. I didn't feel fresh so went to bathroom and picked up a random flannel from the rack, wet it and wiped my dick, gooch and arse then put it back
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 17:47:58 (permalink)
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Ankle
Getting a dry blowjob off a Henry hoover is also up there in my list of regrets.
 
Come on people... fess up! 


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 19:43:02 (permalink)
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On that note, the amount of hookers that look nothing like their adultwork pictures has led to a few regrettable moments, thinking back.

Paging NAYF


The only thing I regret is some of the utterly pretentious, utterly cretinous, utterly pathetic stuff I wrote on here. The anecdotes, the grim stuff, yeah some of it was deeply unpleasant but it’s all part of life’s rich tapestry. The truly dark stuff, well you can’t have the light without it, or at least appreciate it properly. I regret the beggy ‘loveable perv’ or psuedo-intellectual bollocks I used to spout. Law’s mate - I can’t remember his username but he did an all-Paradox mix on vinyl before it became sort of trendy to be into Paradox, then did some time I think - once said that one day I’ll read what I’ve written and want to punch myself very hard in the face. And he’s right.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 19:55:29 (permalink)
The loveable perv stage was awful but we all tried to tell you lol

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 20:05:23 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Lrrr 2018/02/13 20:05:49
Lrrr
The loveable perv stage was awful but we all tried to tell you lol

Yeah, I just migrated into actual pervert and strangely life got a lot better since.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 20:37:23 (permalink)
I enjoyed reading all the pervy/grubby/druggy stuff from back then. Not that I advocate it as a lifestyle, but one man's depravity is another's chuckle. 
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 20:38:43 (permalink)
I want links to said depraved threads
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 21:27:43 (permalink)
MrSlickle
gutlessrhyme
On that note, the amount of hookers that look nothing like their adultwork pictures has led to a few regrettable moments, thinking back.

Paging NAYF


The only thing I regret is some of the utterly pretentious, utterly cretinous, utterly pathetic stuff I wrote on here. The anecdotes, the grim stuff, yeah some of it was deeply unpleasant but it’s all part of life’s rich tapestry. The truly dark stuff, well you can’t have the light without it, or at least appreciate it properly. I regret the beggy ‘loveable perv’ or psuedo-intellectual bollocks I used to spout. Law’s mate - I can’t remember his username but he did an all-Paradox mix on vinyl before it became sort of trendy to be into Paradox, then did some time I think - once said that one day I’ll read what I’ve written and want to punch myself very hard in the face. And he’s right.


Interesting. Well over 15 years ago when you were jobless I remember saying to you nothing is as it seems, be positive and all will right itself, and you didn’t listen. Well good for you is what I say (despite the intermediate cuntisms).
We can all be sons of gangsters and cunts but we also choose not to be, and still be badass.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 23:37:14 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Me_Kick_Out_Teet 2018/02/14 08:29:35
Having a row with the missus circa age 21, driving out and picking up a brass and scoring & smoking crack with her in a high rise car park, exchanging numbers & convincing myself I could save her (ffs) then my missus finding the messages on my phone and subsequently splitting up with me over it was a pretty regrettable affair tbh 😂
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 23:42:09 (permalink)
splitting up with someone because i was screwing at her for not giving me 70 quid for pills was fairly regrettable
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 10:16:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Leg Warmer 2018/02/14 10:49:28
Whowhere
Having a row with the missus circa age 21, driving out and picking up a brass and scoring & smoking crack with her in a high rise car park, exchanging numbers & convincing myself I could save her (ffs) then my missus finding the messages on my phone and subsequently splitting up with me over it was a pretty regrettable affair tbh 😂



Getting sniffed up with brasses is the worst. I kept throwing dough at one so I could lecture her about her awful life choices, doing a line, then making her suck me off, then spending another half an hour telling her she could do better for herself. Repeat for half a day.
 
Must have been some real mixed signals for her.

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:01:06 (permalink)
I used to have x amount of regrets, I have done some absolutely heinous shit in my time. I sort of had to let it all go as I was dragging it around with me like chain gang leg iron. I can't even remember most of the stuff I used to regret having done - What's the point?
 
I was a prolific thief at one stage in my life. Friends, family, girlfriends all got rinsed. I've cheated on every woman I've ever been with, fucked people over for £100s if not £1000s worth of drugs. The list is pretty much endless.
 
Oh well!
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:03:37 (permalink)
Never sprayed my muck into a piece of fruit tho. That is higher level depravity lol.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:10:59 (permalink)

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:31:27 (permalink)
I sincerely regret adding extra chillis to my Phat Thai noodles yesterday lunchtime.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:33:10 (permalink)
I have thought about this thread a few times, but I think you lot are after something perverted/shameful more than anything else so I honestly don't have much to bring to the party. 
 
10 August 2010 was a day I regretted so many silly little things, but none of them in isolation is scandalous or out of order in any way really. But because each thing may or may not have contributed to losing my hearing you can bet I beat myself up about these things for a good two years, on and off. 
 
 
Reading Snakey's post just then reminded me of how fucking toxic and self defeating regrets can be  


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:37:44 (permalink)
My regrets are lame compared to these. All I've got is stuff that makes me cringe, like the time when I was 15 that I stopped the music at a disco to ask a girl out over the microphone. She said no and ran away, and then everyone laughed at me for the rest of the night/year. Bad times.
 
Never been wasted enough to fuck some fruit though. I did once consider fucking the hoover, got so far as to be stood over it with my dick out but decided it was probably a bad idea.
 
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:41:55 (permalink)
I find all my 'regrets' funny, I don't actually care about all the stupid shit I've done.

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Daniel Snakeman
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:42:55 (permalink)
I don't regret this but it does kind of fit with the vibe of the thread. Once me and a couple of mates ran out of everything to snort / neck so we poured half an inch of lighter fluid into a mug each and sat around huffing it for the next 3 hours. It was hilarious tbh, I think we might have been necking a bottle of Crofts dry sherry longside.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:44:05 (permalink)
Snakey
I don't regret this but it does kind of fit with the vibe of the thread. Once me and a couple of mates ran out of everything to snort / neck so we poured half an inch of lighter fluid into a mug each and sat around huffing it for the next 3 hours. It was hilarious tbh, I think we might have been necking a bottle of Crofts dry sherry longside.


Lighter fuel. For those moment when the after party just cant end
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:50:12 (permalink)
I was gonna type out a long story but can't be fucked. short of it is that I fingered a girl from my 6th form in the back of a taxi after an xmas party night out and my first love, the love of my life who I was always going to be with forever found out about it because I emailed finger-taxi girl the next day telling her it was great but it couldn't happen again and she somehow had access to my emails. or someone ratted me out. maybe it was finger-taxi girl.
 
anyway, I done fucked up and lost my first love over a drunken finger blast in a taxi.
 
who sends a post-finger-blast email ffs.  
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:55:39 (permalink)
I think every single one of us has a story about how we fucked things up with our true love over something stupid lol

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 11:57:34 (permalink)
Jungle Dave
I have thought about this thread a few times, but I think you lot are after something perverted/shameful more than anything else so I honestly don't have much to bring to the party. 


This basically. Most of my regrets are related to things I didn't do, like fuck an orange.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 12:00:28 (permalink)
Better to regret fucking the orange than regret not fucking the orange.


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/14 12:01:10 (permalink)
Syhr
Better to regret fucking the orange than regret not fucking the orange.



that's tattoo material right there! 
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