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gutlessrhyme
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 10:07:51 (permalink)
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Lrrr
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 10:12:46 (permalink)
I met some fat pig on PoF or some site like that about 10 years ago, she turned up at 5pm stone cold sober and demanded I bum her.... somehow the monster got shit over the bottom of my work shirt I hadn’t managed to take off. I noticed as I was still balls deep and was torn between being disgusted and wanting to stop and just getting it over with.

The best part of the story was she was part of the midwife team that helped deliver my daughter years later.
post edited by Lrrr - 2018/02/13 10:54:45

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RAYZA
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 10:17:39 (permalink)
Face-pic.com was the one back in the day
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gutlessrhyme
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 10:46:17 (permalink)
Lrrr
The best part of the story was she wasn’t part of the midwife team that helped deliver my daughter years later.


LOL trying to picture the scene as you walk in to the hospital thinking "I know that nurse from somewhere........."
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 10:53:18 (permalink)
Used to spend my summers as an annoying PR guy/fulltime 'LAD' in places like Malia, Zante, Corfu etc - the peaks of debauchery, mostly unspeakable.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 11:32:36 (permalink)
I pulled a bird one night when backpacking round Greece. Took her back to the apartment I was sharing with a mate, but we only had one key which he had. Banged on the door for a few mins, realised he wasn't back yet and then decided to go at it on the door step, before passing out.

Woke up in the morning to realise that we where outside completely the wrong room on quite a main through route in the complex.

Tiptoed away leaving the bird still asleep with her knickers round her ankles and two used Johnnys neatly lined up on the doorstep.
post edited by mouse - 2018/02/13 11:34:09
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Lrrr
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 11:33:52 (permalink)
gutlessrhyme
Lrrr
The best part of the story was she wasn’t part of the midwife team that helped deliver my daughter years later.


LOL trying to picture the scene as you walk in to the hospital thinking "I know that nurse from somewhere........."



It was awful. Her minge was more disgusting than my birds immediately after squeezing a sprog out.

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Autograff
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 12:19:31 (permalink)
Too many to list 
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frizzyd
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 13:06:58 (permalink)
I was a proper cunt when I was younger, there is no way I am contributing to this thread
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 13:10:35 (permalink)
Frizz you must have done some disgusting things when you were hitting the pipe, come thro.

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 13:13:56 (permalink)
You show me yours, I might show you mine.....
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 13:15:46 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whagwan 2018/02/13 14:31:21
I just admitted to getting my own daughters fat midwife's shit on my work shirt, what more do you want?

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 13:17:31 (permalink)

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 13:18:05 (permalink)
Lrrr
I just admitted to getting my own daughters fat midwife's shit on my work shirt, what more do you want?




did it wash out or did you bin it?  
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frizzyd
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 13:18:20 (permalink)
Lrrr
I just admitted to getting my own daughters fat midwife's shit on my work shirt, what more do you want?




 MOAR
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 13:25:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Will Mac 2018/02/13 17:24:45
Let's be honest.. The thread was over after the revelation that someone had sex with an orange and a banana in the same night.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 13:26:35 (permalink)
mouse
I pulled a bird one night when backpacking round Greece. Took her back to the apartment I was sharing with a mate, but we only had one key which he had. Banged on the door for a few mins, realised he wasn't back yet and then decided to go at it on the door step, before passing out.

Woke up in the morning to realise that we where outside completely the wrong room on quite a main through route in the complex.

Tiptoed away leaving the bird still asleep with her knickers round her ankles and two used Johnnys neatly lined up on the doorstep.


I fucked some bird on the beach in Byron Bay, told her she can stay at mine. Gave her the slip in the aisles of a supermarket and ran away. Lots of debauchery travelling, it's all I was there for. There's probably a bin lid floating around somewhere
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 14:37:46 (permalink)
SmokedEggs
given your revelations re yoghurt pot lids and drain water, one has to wonder if you ate the orange afterwards?


It was so broken up after i'd assaulted it I had to dash it in the bin. Chucking jizzy orange/banana skin and wiping the contents of a fruit salad off your cock is an odd experience to say the least. Initially I had tried an empty 4 pint milk bottle. Small amount of warm water and hair conditioner to increase the sensation, got painful after my cawk expanded so I moved on to fresh fruits. 
 
Razor
Especially as there's quite a few people here who I actually know in real life

 
This is the only thing holding this thread back from achieving legendary status. It could be like a confessional where posters admit to their grottiest secrets. I have no doubt some of fuckers have committed far more depraved acts than I 
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 14:42:52 (permalink)
I think lrrrr is winning
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Ankle
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 14:43:23 (permalink)
Getting a dry blowjob off a Henry hoover is also up there in my list of regrets.
 
Come on people... fess up! 
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 14:44:29 (permalink)
Lrrr
The best part of the story was she was part of the midwife team that helped deliver my daughter years later.



Fucking lol 
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 14:52:07 (permalink)
Lrrr
I just admitted to getting my own daughters fat midwife's shit on my work shirt, what more do you want?


Fuck's sake lol
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:05:56 (permalink)
Domino
Let's be honest.. The thread was over after the revelation that someone had sex with an orange and a banana in the same night.


Yeah I’m calling bullshit on this.

Not sure why anyone would want to make it up mind you.


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:08:04 (permalink)
Ankle
Getting a dry blowjob off a Henry hoover is also up there in my list of regrets.
 
Come on people... fess up! 




 
Mate. Just. Mate. 


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:11:23 (permalink)
I regret opening this thread tbh. Badrid, ffs lol.

"I don't rap for dead presidents, I'd rather see the president dead, It's never been said, But I set precedents and the standards, and they can't stand it.."
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:27:37 (permalink)
Jungle Dave
Ankle
Getting a dry blowjob off a Henry hoover is also up there in my list of regrets.
 
Come on people... fess up! 

Mate. Just. Mate. 


Easy when you don't know anyone off here. No qualms.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:31:03 (permalink)
Either a massive troll or a massive degenerate. Either way, congrats.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:31:35 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Ankle 2018/02/13 15:44:20
Ankle
Getting a dry blowjob off a Henry hoover is also up there in my list of regrets.
 
Come on people... fess up! 




I've had a go at that, i was only about 12 or 13. Curiosity just got the better of me. 
 
Didn't last long... whacked my todger in, realized it was quite painful, did not attempt again. THE END.
Don't really regret it tbh, these things have to be tested.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:32:22 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Ankle 2018/02/13 15:35:15
Godmother was a nurse and had the pleasure of removing a hoover from some guys swollen member after a pretty rambunctious cleaning session.
 
Stay saf£ Ankl£
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 15:38:09 (permalink)
Ankle
Getting a dry blowjob off a Henry hoover is also up there in my list of regrets.
 
Come on people... fess up! 


Fucking hell, what's wrong with you? Haha!


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