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Godfrey Tweeed
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/22 17:31:02 (permalink)
Whitey Fisk



lmao
Ankle
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/22 23:44:22 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whitey 2018/02/23 02:22:23
Just seen this, Whitey 
 
A Good Brain Work 2 U Indeed
Innit786
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/22 23:59:20 (permalink)
Not bumming one of my exes when she offered it as an option when I was breaking up with her.
She had one of them peachy perfect fit in jeans asses.
I sometimes hope she is ok (cos I was a prick)
I sometimes think I should have taken up the offer
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/22 23:59:59 (permalink)
Whagwan
Del Monte man used to post didn't he?  In fact didn't he post before Ankle?



Mulligrubs, lived with him for a little while. Saw me on here, signed up, trolled briefly and fucked off lol.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/23 00:04:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dazdsb 2018/02/23 00:28:12
dazdsb
I'll tally up again when I'm back in front of my computer and can read the screen better.

Ankle - is this a go? If so, I'll set up a just giving page and everyone who has said they will donate can start doing so.
 
Any answer other than 'yes, it's a go' will bring great disappointment.





 

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/23 00:10:04 (permalink)


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/23 02:24:56 (permalink)

 
Oooh, strong password. I'll just try... "bananafucker69". Right, we're in...
 
 


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/23 02:27:09 (permalink)
Innit786
Not bumming one of my exes when she offered it as an option when I was breaking up with her.
I sometimes think I should have taken up the offer



 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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LHC
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/23 08:14:32 (permalink)
http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/?ito=mweb-trending5

Ah, gleetings, Anklewski-sensei.
post edited by LHC - 2018/02/23 08:34:36
JUDGEDREDD
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/04 10:14:47 (permalink)

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Re: Regrets 2018/03/04 10:26:13 (permalink)
Whowhere
Who poses with their ejaculate ffs 😂😂


I lolled
Will Mac
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/04 10:30:22 (permalink)
LHC


Here's the Del Monte pic but it's a different guy


I forgot about those shoes fucking hell. He is his own 'lol @ white people' meme
MellowHype
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/04 13:17:00 (permalink)
The Orange never falls far from the tree
Test Recordings
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/05 10:13:02 (permalink)
I remember I fucked this right whale, we talked online and she just came straight round and let me fuck her!
 
The thing was though that she was even bigger than I thought, like a fucking sumo wrestler I remember her slapping her thigh while lying down to hit a mosquito and her whole body rippled in waves all over... fucking wasn't even in and out with her, just forwards and backwards because I couldn't escapecould proper go for it though, no matter how hard I tried to smash it the force just got absorbed and sent back like the elastic in a bungee jump....
 
You know what I regret? Not having a second goshe was really annoying and clingy so I just avoided her after, but sometimes I really feel like some fat pum... incomparable!
 
Oh yeah... she had I cup titties too!
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MellowHype
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/05 17:08:05 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Spector 2018/03/05 17:13:02
I for one applaud you, sir

When we was 21/22 my mates mum's fat friend was at her house and we was all drinking and smoking in his room. She kept coming in and flirting with us. We was all joking around about who is going to bang her. In the end I jumped up and took it for the team. My mates were all jumping around in the room celebrating as I left in a taxi with her.

I also put it in her arse and she yelpled like a dog
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/05 20:11:07 (permalink)
@Test Recordings that was poetry man.
 
Everyone should fuck a fatty at some point in their lives.

...is this what you want???
Postman Pat
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/05 20:17:28 (permalink)
Damn now I regret having never fucked a fatty.
RAYZA
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/05 20:44:49 (permalink)
fat sweaty gash really aint the one. i'm more of a The Gap guy.
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/05 21:35:42 (permalink)
dazdsb
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/05 21:42:14 (permalink)
can't really believe the ankle tattoo thing has fallen of so badly tbh.
 
I was sure it was gonna happen and be legendary and the whole world would talk about it for generations.
 
but it kinda just fizzled out.
 
how DISAPPOINTING 
JUDGEDREDD
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/06 00:41:14 (permalink)
Daz do one to honour the moment instead
Johnny Quest
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/06 01:37:01 (permalink)
well the sign up sheet was a tad ambitious Daz...
NZPhenom
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/06 02:23:53 (permalink)
The tattoo ting derailed a highly-promising thread TBH.
 
I once banged a whale for a cash donation when I was stranded in South Korea as a naive 20-year-old. Was broke and in desperate need of a plane ticket home.
 
English girl who was a friend of another chick my mate was hooking up with. Mentioned my predicament and she offered up the $1k (NZD) I needed, before an evening of drinks later adding a caveat that I stay in her bed that night.
 
There was a rough suggestion of it being loan-based. Nothing was ever paid back. 
 
Makes me shudder with remorse to this day.
 
Continue with haunting regrets please...
Whitey
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/06 06:30:31 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby wiseacre 2018/03/06 07:52:28
NZPhenom
The tattoo ting derailed a highly-promising thread TBH.
 



Did enjoy the naive optimism of it though. "Let me know if this is a go" etc.

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Whitey
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/06 06:57:10 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whagwan 2018/03/06 12:16:48
Next up, informing Doughty* that we've all chipped in and agreed that he's getting "Thame Cunt" emblazoned on his forehead.

*That's David Doughty of Thame. You might remember him from such pastimes as Paedophile, GCSE Media Studies-level film reviews, Sproutcock, ISIS sympathiser, terrorist training camps and big boobed blowjobs.

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Me_Kick_Out_Teet
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/06 11:24:19 (permalink)
I actually drove through Thame the other day.... Didn't really seem that bad. For some reason, I just assumed that a place that housed such a cretin would be a complete cesspit but it was actually alright. 
RAYZA
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/06 12:53:45 (permalink)
DAVID DOUGHTY FROM THAME IS A SERIAL CHILD MOLESTER
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/06 12:57:55 (permalink)
NZPhenom
The tattoo ting derailed a highly-promising thread TBH.
 
I once banged a whale for a cash donation when I was stranded in South Korea as a naive 20-year-old. Was broke and in desperate need of a plane ticket home.
 
English girl who was a friend of another chick my mate was hooking up with. Mentioned my predicament and she offered up the $1k (NZD) I needed, before an evening of drinks later adding a caveat that I stay in her bed that night.
 
There was a rough suggestion of it being loan-based. Nothing was ever paid back. 
 
Makes me shudder with remorse to this day.
 
Continue with haunting regrets please...




Pimped yourself out for a plane ticket? Good effort mate. 
 
Crying in shower afterwards etc 
dazdsb
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/06 22:03:26 (permalink)
I wasn't hyping.
 
I truly believed we were going to witness beautiful history. 
Whitey
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Re: Regrets 2018/03/07 04:10:14 (permalink)
Better to regret not getting the tattoo about the time you thought it was better to fuck the orange than regret not fucking the orange than regret getting the tattoo about the time you thought it was better to fuck the orange than regret not fucking the orange. Ah, so.

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