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Rudiger01
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2018/02/12 18:22:07 (permalink)

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There must be some shocking skeletons in the closet with the deviants in here. Post your best....


Me and the chaps once went to the grafton (will knows) and one of the lads gets talking to 2 older ladies. One a decent looking but rough milf anf the other a total grandma. The three all come back to our party whereas my mate takes the milf upstairs and bangs her. It was like that scene were tylers banging the bird in fight club with her howling like a banshee and the ceiling lights swinging.

The grandma is sat downstairs with us while people are double dropping and racking lines up. Shes obviously a bit nervous and a fish out of water telling us shes never had a ciggie in her life etc etc. Inevitably after a few drinks (she was blind drunk) she ends up saying "ill have one of them" and takes a tablet. 30 mins later she announces it hasnt worked so so mischievious chap gives her another. 10 mims later shes gurning and sweating and rambling on about her husband and grandkids waiting at home and we all panic. We ended up getting her address out of her and walking her down the street and dumping her in a taxi.


I always wonder what the husband said as she would have been launched out of the taxi at 6am totally out of tree and babbling away to herself
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 18:38:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whitey 2018/02/13 03:39:08
Waking up hanging bad after a party aged 17, horny and birdless, I took a big orange out the fruit basket and fucked the pulp out of it. That didn't work so well so I munched a banana, wrapped the skin around my cawk and went at it.

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 18:55:17 (permalink)
A Spanish girl, too late now

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 18:58:08 (permalink)
Ankle
I took a big orange out the fruit basket and fucked the pulp out of it. 




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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 19:02:15 (permalink)
Ankle
Waking up hanging bad after a party aged 17, horny and birdless, I took a big orange out the fruit basket and fucked the pulp out of it. That didn't work so well so I munched a banana, wrapped the skin around my cawk and went at it.

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THIS is what im talking about
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 19:30:12 (permalink)
Ankle
Waking up hanging bad after a party aged 17, horny and birdless, I took a big orange out the fruit basket and fucked the pulp out of it. That didn't work so well so I munched a banana, wrapped the skin around my cawk and went at it.

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Fucking lololol

One of my regrets is not ever going to the grafton. I lived with a lad when I was 18 who went one night. He woke up the next day with a big black stain across both of his trouser legs. Didn't have a clue what they were and why his legs were black and blue. We found out later he'd been run over by a taxi outside the grafton and couldn't remember it.
post edited by Will Mac - 2018/02/12 19:33:36
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 19:42:52 (permalink)
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Ankle
Waking up hanging bad after a party aged 17, horny and birdless, I took a big orange out the fruit basket and fucked the pulp out of it. That didn't work so well so I munched a banana, wrapped the skin around my cawk and went at it.

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Fucking lololol

One of my regrets is not ever going to the grafton. I lived with a lad when I was 18 who went one night. He woke up the next day with a big black stain across both of his trouser legs. Didn't have a clue what they were and why his legs were black and blue. We found out later he'd been run over by a taxi outside the grafton and couldn't remember it.

The downstairs was just a huge meat market. All you can drink ale with gangs of aggressive older birds stalking any men. The upstairs was this tiny room that just played banging scouse house. I was in my element
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 19:47:46 (permalink)
Rudiger01
willfunk
Ankle
Waking up hanging bad after a party aged 17, horny and birdless, I took a big orange out the fruit basket and fucked the pulp out of it. That didn't work so well so I munched a banana, wrapped the skin around my cawk and went at it.

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Fucking lololol

One of my regrets is not ever going to the grafton. I lived with a lad when I was 18 who went one night. He woke up the next day with a big black stain across both of his trouser legs. Didn't have a clue what they were and why his legs were black and blue. We found out later he'd been run over by a taxi outside the grafton and couldn't remember it.

The downstairs was just a huge meat market. All you can drink ale with gangs of aggressive older birds stalking any men. The upstairs was this tiny room that just played banging scouse house. I was in my element


I was a floppy-fringed, indie tosser back in the early 00's so it never appealed to me. Where's the most like it in town now? Smokey Mo's?
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 19:57:14 (permalink)
Honestly, theres nowhere like it. You could say somewhere like Rubber Soul or Smokey Mo's but thats like comparing Reminiss to the Hacienda. The Grafton was absolutely huge and rammed to the rafters with the finest selection of milfs, gilfs, whores, skanks and married birds looking to be banged by some of the cities finest.
 
It was genuinely harder not to pull than to pull. If it was still open now, there would be f on m sexual assault cases every weekend in the courts
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 20:08:10 (permalink)
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I took a big orange out the fruit basket and fucked the pulp out of it. 






Lmao
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 20:47:06 (permalink)
I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/12 20:55:55 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby S8 2018/02/13 08:32:33

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 03:40:11 (permalink)
Aaaaand the very first reply killed the thread stone dead. Fucking LMAO.

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 03:41:24 (permalink)
Apple winkle


 

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 03:42:37 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Johnny Quest 2018/02/13 04:54:38
"I think there's been a grape up there!"
 

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 04:11:50 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Ankle 2018/02/13 14:27:07
You got a Mrs now Ank? I bet she's a real peach.
 
 
 

 
 

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 05:01:48 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dreamworld 2018/02/13 09:54:21
One up the plum, no harm done.
 
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 07:17:26 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby 0-AID 2018/02/13 11:02:51
Just when you think this forum has nothing left...

Raping an orange.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 08:17:05 (permalink)
"fucked the pulp out of it" 
 
lololololol


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 08:17:50 (permalink)
Ankle
Waking up hanging bad after a party aged 17, horny and birdless, I took a big orange out the fruit basket and fucked the pulp out of it. That didn't work so well so I munched a banana, wrapped the skin around my cawk and went at it.

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given your revelations re yoghurt pot lids and drain water, one has to wonder if you ate the orange afterwards?
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 09:05:02 (permalink)
Citric acid in the japs eye tho .... did it not sting a bit?
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 09:23:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Ankle 2018/02/13 14:27:19
Real ankle footage.
 
https://imgur.com/1niIrBa
post edited by Whagwan - 2018/02/13 09:44:03
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 09:49:00 (permalink)
Sheriff Lobo
Citric acid in the japs eye tho ....


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 09:53:13 (permalink)
I've done so much shit I'm ashamed of and most of it is too bad to share tbh
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 09:53:19 (permalink)
Domino
Just when you think this forum has nothing left...

Raping an orange.



This just made me laugh so much I had to go outside round the back of the office for a min lol


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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 09:58:06 (permalink)
Razor
I've done so much shit I'm ashamed of and most of it is too bad to share tbh


Exactly this.

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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 09:59:33 (permalink)
Especially as there's quite a few people here who I actually know in real life
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 10:00:42 (permalink)
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I've done so much shit I'm ashamed of and most of it is too bad to share tbh


Exactly this.



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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 10:02:58 (permalink)
Mine are all so vanilla compared to raping an orange they're not even worth mentioning.
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Re: Regrets 2018/02/13 10:03:16 (permalink)
Rimming a 20 stone big mommas house hooker is a sharable one.

When I think of how much of a bastard I used to be, there's no way I could share some of the stuff without people thinking I'm total scum
post edited by RAYZA - 2018/02/13 10:05:43
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