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gutlessrhyme
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2017/08/09 11:12:31 (permalink)

What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

I'm quite a lazy person and it seems I always have been. Was chatting to an old mate about this as it seems we were particularly bad as teenagers. Thinking back I've done some ridiculous stuff:

 - Ordered stuff off Amazon when I could walk 5 minutes to the local Tesco and get it
 - Phoned up and added the Wife to my car insurance because I couldn't be bothered to drive home
 - Years ago living in a house with no downstairs bathroom, during late night Fifa sessions I'd just piss in the sink rather than going all the way upstairs
 - Waking up late and facing a rush to get to work on time so instead just phoning in sick
 - Getting a stain on clothing and just buying new clothes instead of trying to get the stain out
 - I once ordered a book for my kindle while I was in bed rather than going downstairs and getting the hard copy of said book
 
 
Anyone got anything better?
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smolsky
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 11:59:39 (permalink)
When we were younger my mate taped about 10 straws together and stuck it in a 2 litre coke bottle,which was on the floor, so he could play video games whilst lying on his bed and not have to move to have a drink
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 12:03:41 (permalink)
I've got a PA, a cleaner & and ironing lady. I don't even do my own food shopping nowadays.

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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 12:21:04 (permalink)
Used to live with a mate who smoked weed constantly, he used to sit on a fold out bed and smoke weed whilst playing the xbox or watching tv. He got a cardboard tube and a coat hanger and taped it all together in such a way that he was able to pick up his cup with this tool so he didnt have to reach forward to get it off the coffee table. Also he used to open the window above him with it ao he didnt have to move an inch.



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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 12:26:36 (permalink)
DJaySwitch
Used to live with a mate who smoked weed constantly, he used to sit on a fold out bed and smoke weed whilst playing the xbox or watching tv. He got a cardboard tube and a coat hanger and taped it all together in such a way that he was able to pick up his cup with this tool so he didnt have to reach forward to get it off the coffee table. Also he used to open the window above him with it ao he didnt have to move an inch.



Christ and I thought I was clever for using a pool cue to change the channel on the telly.
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 12:33:46 (permalink)
I'm so lazy, I took lessons on a player piano.
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 12:49:00 (permalink)
Law
I'm so lazy, I took lessons on a player piano.




You don't get no regard
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 13:06:51 (permalink)
Got a screenreader to read this thread for me
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 14:37:41 (permalink)
i'm like a rug on valium!
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 14:39:51 (permalink)

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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 15:29:40 (permalink)
Shagged ya dad because ya mum was downstairs
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 15:34:07 (permalink)
gavinx
i'm like a rug on valium!




Came here to post that. Top marks. 
 
 
... Those plastic seals you have to pull off your orange carton, or the milk bottle seals. I used to hide them in my mum's plant pots as it required less energy to do so that to walk a few paces to the bin. 
 
That was about 15 years ago though. 
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 15:53:07 (permalink)
Ring the house phone from my bed when I want something bringing up.
Order Dominos from the bed using PayPal on my phone also.
post edited by OEM - 2017/08/09 15:57:19


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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 15:53:54 (permalink)
I got someone to type this for me
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 16:05:49 (permalink)
OEM
Ring the house phone from my bed when I want something bringing up.
Order Dominos from the bed using PayPal on my phone also.


Yeah back before just eat etc they were a standard when hungover and trying to order down the phone (especially if paying with plastic) was too stressful.
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 16:27:31 (permalink)
I was working late and couldn't ring to order so used Just Eat. When I picked it up the owner said to ring the order through next time because it was 15% cheaper 🤔


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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 16:33:15 (permalink)
they all say that, i'd still rather just use the app and not have to talk to someone who will probably mess the order up
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 16:35:36 (permalink)
Also there's probably a smaller MOQ
 
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 17:01:06 (permalink)
couldnt be arsed to look for a record that ive got, bought another copy instead.
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 18:10:43 (permalink)
I regularly use 'Find My Iphone' to locate my phone / iPad rather than look for it first. Sometimes I'm sitting on it
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/09 18:14:40 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dreamworld 2017/08/10 12:30:05
This one has to be the winner. From Reddit

I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship, and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face. He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It's painful to watch.

But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.

And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.

He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/10 09:54:29 (permalink)
Would've been a better story if I knew wtf a barpat was.

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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/10 10:04:32 (permalink)
Wouldve been better if only remotely true too.
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/10 10:08:15 (permalink)
Shat myself because I couldn't be bothered to go to a toilet
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/10 11:58:25 (permalink)
I almost posted that thing Gutless posted
 
Makes you think
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/10 12:35:09 (permalink)
/r/thathappened
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/10 14:07:41 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Smokey McPot 2017/08/10 14:18:48
I once filled a shotgun up with makeup because it was too tiring putting my face on to go out
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/10 14:21:56 (permalink)
Pissed in a bottle when my bedroom was an attic room and couldn't be fucked to go toilet downstairs then drank it while smashed on ket
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/10 14:34:01 (permalink)
When I was playing tennis earlier this month, I drank a bottle of water and had the ball boy take it from me, only to put in the bin right next to me.
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Re: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? 2017/08/10 16:10:33 (permalink)
Rudiger01
I once filled a shotgun up with makeup because it was too tiring putting my face on to go out



Paid someone to skin up for me, like some sort of butler
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