After party shenanagins
Whats the strangest shit you have seen in an after party? Since you're all mostly southerners into DnB, I imagine you all go to scumtek and free parties in forests and the likes so theres all sorts of weird stuff you have seen.
We were all out for my birthday and my mate got chatting to this absolute stunner and swapped numbers. Also, later on, some absolute hounds were pestering us for a party so again, numbers were exchanged. Later on during the taxi ride home he gets a text from a number saying it was a girl he met and could she come back for a party. He said yes thinking it was the stunner, but predictably it was one of the hounds.
She turns on on her bill (girls at parties on their own are always fuck ups) and immediately starts staggering round offering blowjobs for coke/ket/pills. At some point she walks into the kitchen were we were all discussing how fucking weird she was and she announces "So you like weird birds eh? I'll show you weird!" and starts hacking at her hair with some scissors off the side until theres just a few tufts left. Cue total silence.
Obviously this freaks some people out so half the party leave just as my mates flatmate turns up. He walks in to clumps of hair all over the flat, senses a crime scene and tells us to get her the fuck out. At some point her fella rings and it turns out he's been sat outside the flats in his car waiting for her. My mate then walks her up, taking her up and down stairs, in and out of doors to try and disorientate her so she couldnt find the flat and dumps her out of a gate far down the road.