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Rudiger01
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2017/02/14 19:46:15 (permalink)

When the bomb drops......

What will you do? Will you hide under a mattress until death? Form a squadron and rape and pillage your postcode?
 
Im going to make a raft out of planks and half barrels and try and get to Ireland. Failing that, I loved the lakes so maybe hike up there.
 
 
 
Fuck me, Im bored
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shroomy
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/14 20:02:49 (permalink)
Street sounds will be swirling through my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 00:17:31 (permalink)
I came up with a pretty solid plan for building a nuke shelter in my hallway after watching Threads.

Then I realised that I live 10 minutes from a major yank airbase and would be vaporised in an instant.

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Geordie007
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 08:48:06 (permalink)
Have a wank in the shower
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 09:14:25 (permalink)
shroomy
Street sounds will be swirling through my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind


I always thought it was "these sounds"
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 09:24:20 (permalink)
Have a wank.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 09:57:45 (permalink)
rob future
shroomy
Street sounds will be swirling through my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind


I always thought it was "these sounds"




The clue is in the name, boys:
 
Kenny "Dope" Presents The Bucketheads ‎– The Bomb! (These Sounds Fall Into My Mind)
 
#Orangeinthedance #Holypyjamas

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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 10:00:07 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Morf 2017/02/15 21:15:07
Wanking

Drumshit Radio. Every Thursday 12pm.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 10:20:00 (permalink)
I've always wanted an "incase shit happens" bag filled with survival items etc, I think I'd enjoy the end of the world tbh
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 10:28:50 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
I've always wanted an "incase shit happens" bag filled with survival items etc, I think I'd enjoy the end of the world tbh



My cousin always says he has a "go bag" in the boot of his car in case of a zombie apocalypse. I think it's mainly tinned food items: Cram, InstaMash, Crispy squirrel bits, Pork n' Beans et al. Questionable behaviour.

Drumshit Radio. Every Thursday 12pm.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 10:40:48 (permalink)
Is he a mental?
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 10:45:33 (permalink)
Kola Nut
JUDGEDREDD
I've always wanted an "incase shit happens" bag filled with survival items etc, I think I'd enjoy the end of the world tbh



My cousin always says he has a "go bag" in the boot of his car in case of a zombie apocalypse. I think it's mainly tinned food items: Cram, InstaMash, Crispy squirrel bits, Pork n' Beans et al. Questionable behaviour.




Liking the Fallout reference 
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Jacob Rees Mong
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 10:45:34 (permalink)
My great nan used to keep the cupboard under the stairs stacked full with tins just in case there was another war.

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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 10:46:53 (permalink)
badder2
Is he a mental?




Not at all. He just likes the thought of zombies happening.

Drumshit Radio. Every Thursday 12pm.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 11:46:28 (permalink)
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rob future
shroomy
Street sounds will be swirling through my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind


I always thought it was "these sounds"




The clue is in the name, boys:
 
Kenny "Dope" Presents The Bucketheads ‎– The Bomb! (These Sounds Fall Into My Mind)
 
#Orangeinthedance #Holypyjamas



0:37

I'll never forget those aimless years
Street sounds swirling through my mind
Trouble was often in the air
So we fought to forget our despair


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_trFuBGPQho
 

Orange in the dance is you.
post edited by shroomy - 2017/02/15 11:51:59
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Jacob Rees Mong
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 12:05:14 (permalink)
Well I never! I stand corrected. (any idea why bucketheads changed it??)
 
Also, what a fucking tune that is!
 

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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 12:24:29 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Johnny Quest 2017/02/15 21:14:32
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badder2
Is he a mental?




Not at all. He just likes the thought of zombies happening.




Sounds like a bellend.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 12:50:21 (permalink)
Griff
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JUDGEDREDD
I've always wanted an "incase shit happens" bag filled with survival items etc, I think I'd enjoy the end of the world tbh



My cousin always says he has a "go bag" in the boot of his car in case of a zombie apocalypse. I think it's mainly tinned food items: Cram, InstaMash, Crispy squirrel bits, Pork n' Beans et al. Questionable behaviour.




Liking the Fallout reference 




+1
 
There's a bit of me that kind of hopes the world ends like a Fallout style wasteland just to see how I'd end up. Probably dead I imagine. 
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 21:03:39 (permalink)
I'd wank
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 21:15:21 (permalink)
A slow, confused, tragic death a la When the Wind Blows.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/15 22:12:05 (permalink)
Kola Nut
JUDGEDREDD
I've always wanted an "incase shit happens" bag filled with survival items etc, I think I'd enjoy the end of the world tbh



My cousin always says he has a "go bag" in the boot of his car in case of a zombie apocalypse. I think it's mainly tinned food items: Cram, InstaMash, Crispy squirrel bits, Pork n' Beans et al. Questionable behaviour.


Hahahaha
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/16 00:13:20 (permalink)
Jut
I came up with a pretty solid plan for building a nuke shelter in my hallway after watching Threads.

Then I realised that I live 10 minutes from a major yank airbase and would be vaporised in an instant.


Having seen threads I reckon being vaporized in an instant is far preferable to trying to survive.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/16 00:17:14 (permalink)
BTW there's a discovery program called doomsday peppers that has a load of yanks prepping for this. Nearly all of them are paranoid fantasists with a patriarchal head a bit like a cult. Just spend their days making and canning food to add to the literal tonnes they have in their bunker.

The only exception to that I can think of was some lone woman who got slated because her escape plan involved a six mile hike to her emergency vehicle, lol.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/16 11:51:19 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby simon.r 2017/02/16 17:21:02
Seriously, you get three minutes warning, there is nothing else you can do satisfying in that time.  The only answer to this question is to have a wank.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/16 12:19:47 (permalink)
I'm pretty sure Alex Jones sells this sort of apocalyptic survival kits for your underground bunker in the garden on his website.

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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/16 16:00:10 (permalink)
Whagwan
Seriously, you get three minutes warning, there is nothing else you can do satisfying in that time.  The only answer to this question is to have a wank.




Could you concentrate enough to wank while the sirens wail and the mobs rape and pillage outside your door?
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/16 16:01:52 (permalink)
I definitely wouldn't call the police for fear of upsetting double hard forum guys.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/16 16:19:25 (permalink)
Rudiger01
Whagwan
Seriously, you get three minutes warning, there is nothing else you can do satisfying in that time.  The only answer to this question is to have a wank.




Could you concentrate enough to wank while the sirens wail and the mobs rape and pillage outside your door?




My army mate said one of the few times he was alone long enough to wank was during air raids. Chunks of plastering falling down around him as he stood there with his pants round his ankles, desperately trying to finish before the sirens stopped.
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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/16 16:27:06 (permalink)
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Jut
I came up with a pretty solid plan for building a nuke shelter in my hallway after watching Threads.

Then I realised that I live 10 minutes from a major yank airbase and would be vaporised in an instant.


Having seen threads I reckon being vaporized in an instant is far preferable to trying to survive.


You're right there. I think I'd just go outside and watch the fireworks

If you want a good scare, watch this. The siren at the end sent a shiver down my spine.

https://youtu.be/glsCBBDBwZw

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Re: When the bomb drops...... 2017/02/16 16:32:58 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whagwan 2017/02/17 07:42:22
Rudiger01
Whagwan
Seriously, you get three minutes warning, there is nothing else you can do satisfying in that time.  The only answer to this question is to have a wank.




Could you concentrate enough to wank while the sirens wail and the mobs rape and pillage outside your door?




That would add to the excitement so I could probably rub 3  off in that time.
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