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Re: Star Wars 2018/01/16 11:29:45 (permalink)
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Re: Star Wars 2018/01/16 11:30:41 (permalink)
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I like that ^ Good point that it's not really been 'special' since the prequels. And also about adults needing to get a grip.
 
I saw this comment under another video thinkpiece thing, made me chuckle 
 

Luke should've turned up in his moss covered X-Wing, right after Rey hits her triple, shouting "GREAT SHOT KID, THAT WAS 1 IN A MILLION", then ejected right into the air, pausing momentarily in the Crait sun, before IGNITING HIS GREEN LASER SWORD, then BAM ! 3 point Superhero Landing, as in the background the x-wing continues on it's trajectory into the side of an AT-M6.
 
Then, fucking duel of the fates starts playing, and Luke ignites a second blade out of the bottom of his sword, going full maul-style double ended, he rips off his top leaving a high waisted Ben Swolo style look, being a totally ripped old man, we see he's covered in all sorts of sweet jedi style tats.
 
Then the First Order fucking just open up on him, and he's force dashing, flipping and fucking ping ponging all over the place, reflecting bolts straight back at them, and slicing legs off the AT-M6's, force lifting them into each other and throwing the wreckage at Kylos ship, which gets smashed out the air.
 
Then the whole fucking atmosphere breaks above them, and the shattered wreckage of the supremacy, just tears down towards the Crait surface heading towards them, impacting the plains,gouging whole plumes of salt into the air, and it hurtles on a collision course for Luke and the base. Luke just fucking stares it down, steel eyed and confident he raises one hand in front of him, then the other beside it, and in one sharp intense moment he FUCKING FORCE RIPS THE WHOLE SHIP IN HALF, the 2 ruined pieces strewn to either side of him, as they crash into the mountain ranges to the left and right of the base.
 
Then out of the wreckage, FUCK!, It's SNOKE!, with a big ugly whelted scar across his midriff, and he's got the Knights of Ren with him, Then BOOM! we find out he is DARTH PLAGUEIS, and the knights are all resurrected clones of other EU Darths ! It's fucking darthapalooza, and Luke doesn't care, because he's brought some friends too, the Slave 1 lands behind him, and there's Boba Fett (FUCKING FACE TURN !!), and Ahsoka, and Starkiller and Dash Rendar, and every other bit of fanservice he could recruit, and it's a fucking glowstick swinging rave, every bit as good as the battle of Genonsis in AOTC.
 
Luke wrecks everyone, he and Ahsoka kiss, then you see the wreckage of Kylos ship move, and Ren emerges, pissed as hell, about to start some frothing rant about some shit, but LUKE COCKPUNCHES HIM ! fucking cuts him off mid sentence, then gestures over to R2 and 3PO saying "take these 2 over to the garage, I want them cleaned up before dinner, you can waste time with your friends when your chores are done", and Kylo slopes off droids in tow.
 
Luke stands in full frame shot, double ended lightsaber pointed skyward, Ahsoka draped around his feet in a perfect Hildebrandt poster tribute, then looks over his shoulder to see all the force ghosts ever, just fist pumping the air breakfast club style and high fiving each other. Fucking perfect.
 
That's the Luke Skywalker and Star Wars I know and love.
 
 




That sounds sick tbh.

Bring back Kyle Katarn.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/01/16 12:04:20 (permalink)
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I like that ^ Good point that it's not really been 'special' since the prequels. And also about adults needing to get a grip.
 
I saw this comment under another video thinkpiece thing, made me chuckle 
 

Luke should've turned up in his moss covered X-Wing, right after Rey hits her triple, shouting "GREAT SHOT KID, THAT WAS 1 IN A MILLION", then ejected right into the air, pausing momentarily in the Crait sun, before IGNITING HIS GREEN LASER SWORD, then BAM ! 3 point Superhero Landing, as in the background the x-wing continues on it's trajectory into the side of an AT-M6.
 
Then, fucking duel of the fates starts playing, and Luke ignites a second blade out of the bottom of his sword, going full maul-style double ended, he rips off his top leaving a high waisted Ben Swolo style look, being a totally ripped old man, we see he's covered in all sorts of sweet jedi style tats.
 
Then the First Order fucking just open up on him, and he's force dashing, flipping and fucking ping ponging all over the place, reflecting bolts straight back at them, and slicing legs off the AT-M6's, force lifting them into each other and throwing the wreckage at Kylos ship, which gets smashed out the air.
 
Then the whole fucking atmosphere breaks above them, and the shattered wreckage of the supremacy, just tears down towards the Crait surface heading towards them, impacting the plains,gouging whole plumes of salt into the air, and it hurtles on a collision course for Luke and the base. Luke just fucking stares it down, steel eyed and confident he raises one hand in front of him, then the other beside it, and in one sharp intense moment he FUCKING FORCE RIPS THE WHOLE SHIP IN HALF, the 2 ruined pieces strewn to either side of him, as they crash into the mountain ranges to the left and right of the base.
 
Then out of the wreckage, FUCK!, It's SNOKE!, with a big ugly whelted scar across his midriff, and he's got the Knights of Ren with him, Then BOOM! we find out he is DARTH PLAGUEIS, and the knights are all resurrected clones of other EU Darths ! It's fucking darthapalooza, and Luke doesn't care, because he's brought some friends too, the Slave 1 lands behind him, and there's Boba Fett (FUCKING FACE TURN !!), and Ahsoka, and Starkiller and Dash Rendar, and every other bit of fanservice he could recruit, and it's a fucking glowstick swinging rave, every bit as good as the battle of Genonsis in AOTC.
 
Luke wrecks everyone, he and Ahsoka kiss, then you see the wreckage of Kylos ship move, and Ren emerges, pissed as hell, about to start some frothing rant about some shit, but LUKE COCKPUNCHES HIM ! fucking cuts him off mid sentence, then gestures over to R2 and 3PO saying "take these 2 over to the garage, I want them cleaned up before dinner, you can waste time with your friends when your chores are done", and Kylo slopes off droids in tow.
 
Luke stands in full frame shot, double ended lightsaber pointed skyward, Ahsoka draped around his feet in a perfect Hildebrandt poster tribute, then looks over his shoulder to see all the force ghosts ever, just fist pumping the air breakfast club style and high fiving each other. Fucking perfect.
 
That's the Luke Skywalker and Star Wars I know and love.
 
 




That sounds sick tbh.

Bring back Kyle Katarn.



Knew you'd like it 
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/04 20:32:01 (permalink)
Why doesn't this thread show in search?

Anyway, Han Solo trailer is released around midnight
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/04 23:51:07 (permalink)
https://youtu.be/9Szts88zY4o

Hmm doesn't really tell us anything. Full trailer tomorrow.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 00:33:29 (permalink)
There's a Star Wars movie still showing on the big screen and this is now only a couple of months away
Disney are really milking the cow dry


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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 00:38:44 (permalink)
Will be interesting to see if this trailer can get me in any way excited for this film. Hate the whole idea of it, it’s completely unnecessary.

So I’ll probably be back in here tomorrow jizzing my pants about it.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 08:32:44 (permalink)
Yeah, I am not really too fussed about the Han Solo spin off. It definitely isn't needed and I have got pretty low expectations. 
 
Will still go watch it anyway... not going to watch any trailers as per usual 
 
Is a Boba Fett movie actually happening? Would much prefer a spin off about him if there had to be any spin offs.. 
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 09:59:34 (permalink)
I'm not expecting much from Solo... that teaser makes it look alright though!


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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 13:44:55 (permalink)

 
He looks and acts nothing like Han Solo.
 
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 13:47:53 (permalink)
Urgh, that looks horrible. He is nothing like Han Solo. I don't understand the thinking in doing this movie rather than Yoda, Vader, Darth Maul, Obi Want etc. You can't just replace Harrison Ford. My love of Star Wars is being shat on by Disney.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 14:02:39 (permalink)
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Urgh, that looks horrible. He is nothing like Han Solo. I don't understand the thinking in doing this movie rather than Yoda, Vader, Darth Maul, Obi Want etc. You can't just replace Harrison Ford. 



Fully agree. There's so so many potential different avenues for Star Wars movies, this is such a dumb choice. Han Solo is Harrison Ford. Hopefully this bombs and they commission something a little more interesting.
 
My love of Star Wars is being shat on by Disney.
 
 
Don't get that though. Just don't watch it! Your undying love of Phantom Menace should remain undimmed. There is nothing they could ever do that will change how much I love Empire Strikes Back.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 14:09:13 (permalink)
Of course I'll watch it, that's not a realistic option lol. If this and episode 9 are crap I might not bother than Rian Johnsons trilogy.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 14:15:28 (permalink)
It would be mad if they muffed it all up so bad that everyone stopped watching altogether.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 14:17:18 (permalink)
I think it would take a long time before it got to that stage, it's so ridiculously huge and most people will just be happy with whatever they shit out and stick a Star Wars logo on. There's rumours Kathleen Kennedy may be getting replaced soon, I hope that's true.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 14:21:06 (permalink)
Hopefully this Han Solo film bombs so hard that they release the unaltered original trilogy on 4k by way of an apology. That's all I want, find it ridiculous that I can't buy it already.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 14:30:46 (permalink)
It looks like it would be a decent sci fi flick if it had nothing to do with Han Solo or Star Wars. As it is, it's going to be judged to a standard it's got no chance in hell of reaching.


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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 14:42:44 (permalink)
You think they’d take Kylo Ren’s advice vis a vis breaking from the past, clean slate etc.
Especially considering how good Rogue One was.
This Solo shit looks horrible.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 15:05:21 (permalink)
When you question anything about Star Wars on Facebook you suddenly have hundreds of autistic neck beards rushing in to defend it and to throw insults at you. The fanbase is so off-putting.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 15:20:32 (permalink)
ive still not seen The Last Jedi.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 15:28:08 (permalink)
Stoopid_Fux
ive still not seen The Last Jedi.




This.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/05 16:09:28 (permalink)
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Urgh, that looks horrible. He is nothing like Han Solo. I don't understand the thinking in doing this movie rather than Yoda, Vader, Darth Maul, Obi Want etc. You can't just replace Harrison Ford. My love of Star Wars is being shat on by Disney.


Bits of that actually look like it may be decent...mainly the bits without Han Solo and Woody Harrelson doing his best Vin Diesel impression “I’m putting together a crew!!!”...sigh
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/06 20:48:24 (permalink)
http://www.starwars.com/news/game-of-thrones-creators-david-benioff-and-d-b-weiss-to-write-and-produce-a-new-series-of-star-wars-films


We will probably get a Star Wars movie every month soon
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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/06 21:25:14 (permalink)
The new Han Solo film looks utterly shit


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Re: Star Wars 2018/02/09 13:33:25 (permalink)
I'm 50/50 on the new trailer. I don't think the new guy fits as Han Solo but other than that I think it looks quite fun. I'm hoping it takes more of a trip into the criminal underworld of the SW galaxy.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/03/03 16:54:52 (permalink)
Rewatching Return of the Jedi with all the bullshit cgi that Lucas added. Fan boy arguments aside I’m really confused as to why he did it. By any standard it objectively ruins every single scene it’s in.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/03/22 14:11:22 (permalink)

 

 
Should of left that in there.
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Re: Star Wars 2018/03/22 14:17:48 (permalink)
Her lightsaber is red in the waters reflection 
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Re: Star Wars 2018/03/22 14:37:52 (permalink)
sectionate
Stoopid_Fux
ive still not seen The Last Jedi.




This.


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