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Re: Star Wars 2018/01/16 11:29:45 (permalink)
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Re: Star Wars 2018/01/16 11:30:41 (permalink)
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I like that ^ Good point that it's not really been 'special' since the prequels. And also about adults needing to get a grip.
 
I saw this comment under another video thinkpiece thing, made me chuckle 
 

Luke should've turned up in his moss covered X-Wing, right after Rey hits her triple, shouting "GREAT SHOT KID, THAT WAS 1 IN A MILLION", then ejected right into the air, pausing momentarily in the Crait sun, before IGNITING HIS GREEN LASER SWORD, then BAM ! 3 point Superhero Landing, as in the background the x-wing continues on it's trajectory into the side of an AT-M6.
 
Then, fucking duel of the fates starts playing, and Luke ignites a second blade out of the bottom of his sword, going full maul-style double ended, he rips off his top leaving a high waisted Ben Swolo style look, being a totally ripped old man, we see he's covered in all sorts of sweet jedi style tats.
 
Then the First Order fucking just open up on him, and he's force dashing, flipping and fucking ping ponging all over the place, reflecting bolts straight back at them, and slicing legs off the AT-M6's, force lifting them into each other and throwing the wreckage at Kylos ship, which gets smashed out the air.
 
Then the whole fucking atmosphere breaks above them, and the shattered wreckage of the supremacy, just tears down towards the Crait surface heading towards them, impacting the plains,gouging whole plumes of salt into the air, and it hurtles on a collision course for Luke and the base. Luke just fucking stares it down, steel eyed and confident he raises one hand in front of him, then the other beside it, and in one sharp intense moment he FUCKING FORCE RIPS THE WHOLE SHIP IN HALF, the 2 ruined pieces strewn to either side of him, as they crash into the mountain ranges to the left and right of the base.
 
Then out of the wreckage, FUCK!, It's SNOKE!, with a big ugly whelted scar across his midriff, and he's got the Knights of Ren with him, Then BOOM! we find out he is DARTH PLAGUEIS, and the knights are all resurrected clones of other EU Darths ! It's fucking darthapalooza, and Luke doesn't care, because he's brought some friends too, the Slave 1 lands behind him, and there's Boba Fett (FUCKING FACE TURN !!), and Ahsoka, and Starkiller and Dash Rendar, and every other bit of fanservice he could recruit, and it's a fucking glowstick swinging rave, every bit as good as the battle of Genonsis in AOTC.
 
Luke wrecks everyone, he and Ahsoka kiss, then you see the wreckage of Kylos ship move, and Ren emerges, pissed as hell, about to start some frothing rant about some shit, but LUKE COCKPUNCHES HIM ! fucking cuts him off mid sentence, then gestures over to R2 and 3PO saying "take these 2 over to the garage, I want them cleaned up before dinner, you can waste time with your friends when your chores are done", and Kylo slopes off droids in tow.
 
Luke stands in full frame shot, double ended lightsaber pointed skyward, Ahsoka draped around his feet in a perfect Hildebrandt poster tribute, then looks over his shoulder to see all the force ghosts ever, just fist pumping the air breakfast club style and high fiving each other. Fucking perfect.
 
That's the Luke Skywalker and Star Wars I know and love.
 
 




That sounds sick tbh.

Bring back Kyle Katarn.
post edited by RAYZA - 2018/01/16 11:32:25
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Re: Star Wars 2018/01/16 12:04:20 (permalink)
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I like that ^ Good point that it's not really been 'special' since the prequels. And also about adults needing to get a grip.
 
I saw this comment under another video thinkpiece thing, made me chuckle 
 

Luke should've turned up in his moss covered X-Wing, right after Rey hits her triple, shouting "GREAT SHOT KID, THAT WAS 1 IN A MILLION", then ejected right into the air, pausing momentarily in the Crait sun, before IGNITING HIS GREEN LASER SWORD, then BAM ! 3 point Superhero Landing, as in the background the x-wing continues on it's trajectory into the side of an AT-M6.
 
Then, fucking duel of the fates starts playing, and Luke ignites a second blade out of the bottom of his sword, going full maul-style double ended, he rips off his top leaving a high waisted Ben Swolo style look, being a totally ripped old man, we see he's covered in all sorts of sweet jedi style tats.
 
Then the First Order fucking just open up on him, and he's force dashing, flipping and fucking ping ponging all over the place, reflecting bolts straight back at them, and slicing legs off the AT-M6's, force lifting them into each other and throwing the wreckage at Kylos ship, which gets smashed out the air.
 
Then the whole fucking atmosphere breaks above them, and the shattered wreckage of the supremacy, just tears down towards the Crait surface heading towards them, impacting the plains,gouging whole plumes of salt into the air, and it hurtles on a collision course for Luke and the base. Luke just fucking stares it down, steel eyed and confident he raises one hand in front of him, then the other beside it, and in one sharp intense moment he FUCKING FORCE RIPS THE WHOLE SHIP IN HALF, the 2 ruined pieces strewn to either side of him, as they crash into the mountain ranges to the left and right of the base.
 
Then out of the wreckage, FUCK!, It's SNOKE!, with a big ugly whelted scar across his midriff, and he's got the Knights of Ren with him, Then BOOM! we find out he is DARTH PLAGUEIS, and the knights are all resurrected clones of other EU Darths ! It's fucking darthapalooza, and Luke doesn't care, because he's brought some friends too, the Slave 1 lands behind him, and there's Boba Fett (FUCKING FACE TURN !!), and Ahsoka, and Starkiller and Dash Rendar, and every other bit of fanservice he could recruit, and it's a fucking glowstick swinging rave, every bit as good as the battle of Genonsis in AOTC.
 
Luke wrecks everyone, he and Ahsoka kiss, then you see the wreckage of Kylos ship move, and Ren emerges, pissed as hell, about to start some frothing rant about some shit, but LUKE COCKPUNCHES HIM ! fucking cuts him off mid sentence, then gestures over to R2 and 3PO saying "take these 2 over to the garage, I want them cleaned up before dinner, you can waste time with your friends when your chores are done", and Kylo slopes off droids in tow.
 
Luke stands in full frame shot, double ended lightsaber pointed skyward, Ahsoka draped around his feet in a perfect Hildebrandt poster tribute, then looks over his shoulder to see all the force ghosts ever, just fist pumping the air breakfast club style and high fiving each other. Fucking perfect.
 
That's the Luke Skywalker and Star Wars I know and love.
 
 




That sounds sick tbh.

Bring back Kyle Katarn.



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