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Johnny Quest
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:36:13 (permalink)

you might be able to offset the cost of a moped against the tax return?
 


 
 
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:37:16 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby JUDGEDREDD 2016/01/18 17:39:33
With the occupational hazards of being a moped delivery man, you might as well be delivering ten draws around on your moped. Wear a deliveroo uniform perfect cover I've got it sussed lol.

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:38:21 (permalink)
edmc
With the occupational hazards of being a moped delivery man, you might as well be delivering ten draws around on your moped. Wear a deliveroo uniform perfect cover I've got it sussed lol.



Yeah but then you wouldn't be able offset the cost of the moped against your tax bill..... for that reason, I'm out.

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:39:19 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Lrrr 2016/01/18 17:41:17

 
"i'll have one slice of pizza please sir, i'm located 25 miles away"
 
"sounds fucking jokes! see you in an hour"
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:39:42 (permalink)
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edmc
With the occupational hazards of being a moped delivery man, you might as well be delivering ten draws around on your moped. Wear a deliveroo uniform perfect cover I've got it sussed lol.



Yeah but then you wouldn't be able offset the cost of the moped against your tax bill..... for that reason, I'm out.


Fucking LOL

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:41:10 (permalink)
'Had the sickest weekend, delivered 14 BK's and 3 McDonald's, even got tipped a free cheeseburger!'

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:43:07 (permalink)
Lrrr
'Had the sickest weekend, delivered 14 BK's and 3 McDonald's, even got tipped a free cheeseburger!'





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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:44:21 (permalink)
Razor

 
"i'll have one slice of pizza please sir, i'm located 25 miles away"
 
"sounds fucking jokes! see you in an hour"




Solid LOL at this 
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Johnny Quest
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:45:00 (permalink)
No hate Judge.
 
But this idea was downright donkey brained and I hate you.
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:45:02 (permalink)
😄
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:47:21 (permalink)
Why not set up a direct competitior to Deliveroo make the real ££££££s

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:49:03 (permalink)

 
....tho
 
Must be really grim
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:49:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby JUDGEDREDD 2016/01/18 17:49:59
Why not just go the whole hog? 
 
Quit your job, apply at your local Domino's and deliver pizza full time. You won't have to worry about filling in your own tax return AND you get a free moped.

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:50:47 (permalink)
Northern number: Scum confirmed. 
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:51:23 (permalink)
Lrrr
Why not just go the whole hog? 
 
Quit your job, apply at your local Domino's and deliver pizza full time. You won't have to worry about filling in your own tax return AND you get a free moped.


 fucksake
 
What an idiotic boob I was back roughly an hour ago
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:51:40 (permalink)
Massively OT of course but Deliveroo in Oxford won't deliver 1 mile from the restaurant.

So why would you need the service unless you were disabled or stoned?

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:55:21 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whagwan 2016/01/19 09:35:46
Lrrr
Getting £££ off deliveroo


Lolol

Getting dollarydoos off deliveroo imo
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:55:54 (permalink)
Imagine the pussy you'll draw riding your moped with deliveroo box on the front.
 
Once they find out about the tips & tax return trick you'll be fighting them off.

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 17:57:19 (permalink)
Law
Lrrr
Getting £££ off deliveroo


Lolol

Getting dollarydoos off deliveroo imo



Genuine LOL
 
Best thread ever.

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:00:05 (permalink)
The grill round here is offering 8.50 ph plus the moped so delivery of can do one
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:05:00 (permalink)
Pm me Dredd
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:05:08 (permalink)
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Lrrr
Getting £££ off deliveroo


Lolol

Getting dollarydoos off deliveroo imo


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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:06:56 (permalink)
When you were posting this, exactly how many dollarydoos did you think you'd get off your tax return for this moped purchase?
 
I'm genuinely curious what calculation you did in your head to make it such a selling point 

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:08:28 (permalink)
Imagine offsetting the moped 100% for this futile scheme and then getting done by the taxman when you get caught using it to pick up the birds after work. They'd be on your case you'd be earning the ££££

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:09:42 (permalink)
At what point did you start to think it was a good idea to post it on here. Can't stop laughing at this.
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:10:01 (permalink)
Lrrr
When you were posting this, exactly how many dollarydoos did you think you'd get off your tax return for this moped purchase?
 
I'm genuinely curious what calculation you did in your head to make it such a selling point 


It was a stroke of genius moment which I felt I must share immediately...

I'm not even gonna pretend it was a troll thread lol

I've been laughing at myself since I posted it, ffs This will be my defining moment here lol
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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:11:22 (permalink)
This thread is definitely of the laugh out loud on the train, everyone wondering if you're a loon variety.

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:12:18 (permalink)
LOL... I mean there's worst jobs out there like cleaning bogs, working in McDonald's or doing retail work of any kind and fair game for doing those jobs no one else wants to. 

But I'm out.
post edited by spils - 2016/01/18 18:16:12

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:24:23 (permalink)
This is the biggest tax avoidance scam since Take That invested in fake music industry companies.

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Re: Deliveroo? 2016/01/18 18:28:32 (permalink)
Might make the first edition of the papers tomorrow if we're quick.

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