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L.O.Mercy
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2015/03/24 19:44:42 (permalink)

Stag do ideas

My first post for years and thought this would be a good opportunity to see what the board can gather together.

Weddings been pencilled in for July 1st 16 and I have the honour of organising this.

Just to note this lot will be up for anything. Brothels, midgets, wheelchairs etc.

The only plan so far is to meet at the airport and go from there. No one bar myself will know the destination but it will be in Europe. Perhaps a one way thing just to add to the adventure.

Any help appreciated

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Willfunk
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 19:54:03 (permalink)
Berlin
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 19:55:19 (permalink)
I'm getting married in July 16 also. Decided on Berlin but not booked anything yet. You go first and tell me how it goes.
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L.O.Mercy
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 19:57:11 (permalink)
Any good?

I travelled to Hamburg not long back and it goes toe to toe with Amsterdam when it comes to brothels. Are most German cities like this?

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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 20:01:36 (permalink)
gutlessrhyme
I'm getting married in July 16 also. Decided on Berlin but not booked anything yet. You go first and tell me how it goes.


How are you able to choose the destination when you are the stag.

Even though he has hinted he wants it in France for Euro 16 I'm afraid he ain't got a say. It's a best man ting

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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 20:39:57 (permalink)
Party bus round the Black Country mate. Job. Done.


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Original Nuttah
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 20:46:48 (permalink)
L.O.Mercy
Any good?

I travelled to Hamburg not long back and it goes toe to toe with Amsterdam when it comes to brothels. Are most German cities like this?

I've been to Munich and there's strip clubs and I'm sure there's brothels but Hamburg is far seedier. Munich is quality but I wouldn't recommend it if you're a mixed group as they some places are funny about letting in black and asian people.
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 21:38:13 (permalink)
Since you asked for the wide view of the board and I like to go against the grain... I have to ask - what does your future wife think about Brothels?
Here's a lovely article on Stuttgart Brothels and human trafficking since you're 'into' or not bothered by that sorta thing...
http://www.spiegel.de/int...ermany-a-902533-2.html
Classy.

BTW Prague is supposed to be good for stag do's I hear. Have a nice time.
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 21:48:22 (permalink)
No one goes to a brothel for the classy aspect.
It's a bit like going to Peterborough for the nightlife.
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 21:55:15 (permalink)
Not sure I want to go deep into human trafficking tbh. As long as no one dies and I end up shooting my fat by the end of the night it will be granted a success. Prostitution is like any other business. When I go to KFC I don't dig deep and read into how bad the chickens have been treated before hand.

Prague is a good shout but then so is every other city in Europe. Things to do out there is more what I'm looking for.

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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/24 22:01:03 (permalink)
Should you be doing this before you marry though? Just saying...
 
Did you read the article Nayf? The stand out point for me was complaints from the 1700 queue of men that the women were no longer fit for purpose after a few hours. 
 
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 11:45:59 (permalink)
generally can't go wrong with germany. berlin is probably the best city in europe, so my advice would be to go there
 
there's another thread on here somewhere with loads of links to bars and clubs and stuff there
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 11:51:34 (permalink)
Minsk
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 12:13:59 (permalink)
L.O.Mercy

How are you able to choose the destination when you are the stag.


Cos I'm the fucking man.

Nah, mostly because I've made it very clear I don't want a weekend of fancy dress epic Bantz ladz oi ou drinking piss out of a midgets armpit whilst being raped by a shemale hooker sort of antics. I just want a decent weekend away with a few close mates. Luckily my best mans stag do was organised by me and he wanted the same sort of thing, so he owes me.
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 12:13:59 (permalink)
We turned Brighton into Mos Eisley space port for mine.

As you do.. 


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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 12:18:51 (permalink)
gutlessrhyme
I'm getting married in July 16 also. Decided on Berlin but not booked anything yet. You go first and tell me how it goes.



Has she chosen your dress yet?


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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 12:44:27 (permalink)
I cant see the Fett in that photo Ed, did he not feature that day?
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 12:45:43 (permalink)
Gotta sort one for next year for my pal. He wants to stay in the UK though.
 
Thinking one of these Zombie experiences b2b hotel in London....

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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 12:59:24 (permalink)
eddiebale
I cant see the Fett in that photo Ed, did he not feature that day?




Nah, I think he was busy back at Jabba's Palace, something about a gold bikini?!?

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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 13:06:55 (permalink)
I believe Cologne may have the biggest brothel/hotel in Europe (Pascha).
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 13:19:37 (permalink)
Munich is the best place I've been for a stag. Amazing beer and we got a sick place on Airbnb for cheap. Need to go to Berlin
 
Madrid was good for seediness but brothels are fucking bleak. Nothing kills a high like watching fat, sallow-faced men queuing up to get wanked off by depressed hookers. 
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/25 22:18:50 (permalink)

Munich Police Chief Wilhelm Schmidbauer deplores the "explosive increase in human trafficking from Romania and Bulgaria," but adds that he lacks access to the necessary tools to investigate. 

 
Teeheehee.
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/26 22:42:04 (permalink)
Syzlack_23
Munich is the best place I've been for a stag. Amazing beer and we got a sick place on Airbnb for cheap. Need to go to Berlin
 
Madrid was good for seediness but brothels are fucking bleak. Nothing kills a high like watching fat, sallow-faced men queuing up to get wanked off by depressed hookers. 


But it makes it all better when you're the next one in line to shoot your fat all over it.

The real high killer is precisely 5 seconds after this when you have suddenly sobered up and would quite happily punch the whore in the face just to bring you back up.

Pulling up your pants followed by the walk of shame out of there is when you know you are a champion

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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/27 00:04:27 (permalink)
Krakow/Prague/Munich
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/27 00:04:50 (permalink)
Invite me! 
post edited by NRFTBB - 2015/03/27 14:18:05
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/27 00:05:44 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby _ICE_ 2015/03/27 01:34:40
Fuck off you weird cunt. 
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/27 00:25:17 (permalink)
Ankle
Fuck off you weird cunt. 




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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/27 00:27:04 (permalink)
Ankle
Fuck off you weird cunt. 




Nice tache!! ;-)
post edited by T-KAY-O - 2015/03/27 14:18:50
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/27 13:26:11 (permalink)
Syzlack_23
Munich is the best place I've been for a stag. Amazing beer and we got a sick place on Airbnb for cheap. Need to go to Berlin
 
Madrid was good for seediness but brothels are fucking bleak. Nothing kills a high like watching fat, sallow-faced men queuing up to get wanked off by depressed hookers. 




I'm off to Madrid next month, where are good places to go? (bars and clubs as well as brothels :D )
post edited by Original Nuttah - 2015/03/27 13:49:54
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Re: Stag do ideas 2015/03/27 13:44:17 (permalink)
The bedroom?
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