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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 13:30:10 (permalink)
The big wacky xmas jumper shtick is annoying. You’re 35 and u got Mickey Mouse dressed as santa on your jumper... no one cares m8
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 13:30:12 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby S8 2018/11/08 16:18:24
I've been taking the whole lid off my whole life. My whole life has been a lie. I will savour the hole from now on.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 13:30:18 (permalink)
ffs that is brilliant!!
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 13:37:06 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Noc 2018/11/09 19:16:37
@RazorSkengMan
 

 
 
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 13:37:16 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Smokey McPot 2018/11/08 13:44:56
Whowhere
On a personal this xmas should be quite interesting, my half sister and her fella decided to become bag heads this year so it'll be interesting to see how long before it gets mentioned. Might kick start the convo myself by asking how the shoplifting's going some time between the starter and main 🤔



Perhaps they might fancy a bit of cold turkey?
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 13:41:56 (permalink)
http://www.mrchristmas.co.uk/
 
This blokes Rayzas arch nemesis
 

 
http://www.mrchristmas.co.uk/send-your-message
 
Feel free to send him a lovely Christmas message 
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 13:43:48 (permalink)
Joey Gunz
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What a G lol
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 14:19:24 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby gentle kenneth 2018/11/08 22:29:41
KNUCKLES
The big wacky xmas jumper shtick is annoying. You’re 35 and u got Mickey Mouse dressed as santa on your jumper... no one cares m8



The whole Xmas jumper shit shtick only appeared about 5 years ago and everyone made out it was a long standing tradition that everyone did for centuries, I swear.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 14:23:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby 0-AID 2018/11/09 17:30:44
It was always done unironically by old men but now it's done by wacky twats who think they are hilarious
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 14:42:36 (permalink)
There's a Christmas tree in our Asdas that has a lit up countdown clock on it Ffffff


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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 14:49:45 (permalink)
Razor
It was always done unironically by old men but now it's done by wacky twats who think they are hilarious



Yeah this, there was always non-ironic Christmas jumper dad types but now it's fucking stupid.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 15:21:37 (permalink)
i like christmas jumpers because they're comfy and warm, but it's hard to buy one that doesn't make a total bantersaurus
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 15:32:08 (permalink)
I thought you had come out as a hipster anyway?
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 15:44:45 (permalink)
gavinx
i like christmas jumpers because they're comfy and warm, but it's hard to buy one that doesn't make a total bantersaurus


It's just a jumper m8. The picture doesn't make it any warmer. The only reason to wear one is WACKY FUNSTER LAD points.
 
What would you wear to keep warm in January?
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 15:47:44 (permalink)
LHC
It's just a jumper m8. The picture doesn't make it any warmer.





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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 15:49:40 (permalink)
lol! good point. for whatever reason i would just never think to wear a normal wooly sweater 
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 16:00:55 (permalink)
no doubt this year willfunk will once again be wearing his metalheadz one with pride

no
KnuckleHead
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 16:17:46 (permalink)
It definitely stepped up in the last 5 yrs due to the fuckwits on Towie all wearing them, I’m sure of it.

Pwopa nawty crissmass jumper geez, shut aaapp yeh
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 16:39:11 (permalink)
I think xmas is great, there’s a couple of weeks where everyone’s up for getting on it, loads of peng munch lying about, loads of meals out, booze everywhere at work, few days off work, i don’t even mind xmas jumpers. Xmas music is mostly pure shit though and definitely the worst thing about christmas.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 16:44:17 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
Whowhere
On a personal this xmas should be quite interesting, my half sister and her fella decided to become bag heads this year so it'll be interesting to see how long before it gets mentioned. Might kick start the convo myself by asking how the shoplifting's going some time between the starter and main 🤔



Perhaps they might fancy a bit of cold turkey?


lol, v good mate B+
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 16:46:48 (permalink)
the man problem with it is its shoved down our throats for 3 months. 
ive not even bothered celebrating a couple of xmas but enjoy them these days.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 16:58:22 (permalink)
It's like when u book tickets to a rave 3 months prior and next few weeks over plan everything from drugs to transport to likely tune selection vs not knowing you're going until 3 hrs before with whatever your link up happened to have on him at the time which is gonna be the better do u know what I'm saying m8s xmas is basically a rave innit
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 17:09:59 (permalink)
Whowhere
All about that inevitable deflated feeling after weeks of hype when you look up from your average Christmas dinner and glance around the room at the miserable, twatty faces of relatives whom you haven't seen since last xmas & who you can barely stand, after a morning of paper-thin pleasantries and "festivities". Fuck off.



Your family sound as dull and shit as you. I hope your smack head sister grafts your ma's turkey
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 17:11:32 (permalink)
wiseacre
no doubt this year willfunk will once again be wearing his metalheadz one with pride


Yeh I will. And I've got a fluffy penguin one for Christmas day an all
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 17:11:38 (permalink)
How spasticated train ticket sales are.
I need to go Nottingham tomorrow on the 08:34 out, a peak-time train so a simple return ticket is classed as an anytime return at £178.
Booked a single on the exact same train for £26, with another single coming back at anytime for £63.
Half the price as the return ticket despite getting the same trains.
KnuckleHead
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 17:49:48 (permalink)
willfunk
Whowhere
All about that inevitable deflated feeling after weeks of hype when you look up from your average Christmas dinner and glance around the room at the miserable, twatty faces of relatives whom you haven't seen since last xmas & who you can barely stand, after a morning of paper-thin pleasantries and "festivities". Fuck off.



Your family sound as dull and shit as you. I hope your smack head sister grafts your ma's turkey


Lol

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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 17:57:36 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 18:04:45 (permalink)
I actually prefer to drink through the hole in coffee cups, even when at home or sat at a desk, I'll leave the lid on and drink through the hole.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 18:05:27 (permalink)
Hammered
How spasticated train ticket sales are.
I need to go Nottingham tomorrow on the 08:34 out, a peak-time train so a simple return ticket is classed as an anytime return at £178.
Booked a single on the exact same train for £26, with another single coming back at anytime for £63.
Half the price as the return ticket despite getting the same trains.


If you look at the stops in between you can buy two tickets for the same journey. London to New St, New St to Notts. Same train, fraction of the price. Sometimes.


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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2018/11/08 18:08:05 (permalink)
Willfunk come the next Bassface and I'll let you chong a fag with dj Hazard before I put you through the wall you silly scouse cunt
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