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Whagwan
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 13:49:42 (permalink)
simon.r
Whagwan
 
I resent that.  I use it in work situations where it would impolite to say "This is a clusterfuck of massive proportions and I'd like to strangle the fucking cuntchops who landed us in this position."

 
"but you can only shit with the arse you've got".
 




Doesn't go down too well with Waitrose buyers for some reason...
LHC
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 14:00:11 (permalink)
Law
Just don't say it. There has literally never ever been an exchange of words between any humans in history where the phrase "it is what it is" being uttered was a necessity.


Yeah I hate "it is what it is". It seems to have become popular in the last few years and is generally used by people who never offer anything useful to a conversation.

Reminds me of Karen from Veep, although I'm not sure if she has ever used those exact words.


post edited by LHC - 2017/10/03 14:02:12
Original Nuttah
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 14:04:28 (permalink)
SmokedEggs
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Needing a new mattress and not knowing if my current one is medium or medium firm so I don't know what to order. The ones I'm looking at aren't in shops so I can't even go to one, dive on them and see what I prefer.




Get a Hypnos.  I got the one they have in premier inns, as I found it to be the most comfortable bed I've ever slept on.
 
http://www.premierinn.com/gb/en/why/sleep/buy-our-bed.html
 
 


It won't give me nightmares about Lenny Henry will it?!
 
I was looking at Silentnight mattresses, they've got good reviews.
SmokedEggs
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 14:15:42 (permalink)
Lrrr
SmokedEggs
Original Nuttah
Needing a new mattress and not knowing if my current one is medium or medium firm so I don't know what to order. The ones I'm looking at aren't in shops so I can't even go to one, dive on them and see what I prefer.




Get a Hypnos.  I got the one they have in premier inns, as I found it to be the most comfortable bed I've ever slept on.
 
http://www.premierinn.com/gb/en/why/sleep/buy-our-bed.html
 
 




Didn't realise they were only £500, spent 2k on a mattress a few months back and it's pretty much the same!




Yeah it's a good deal. I got a super kingsize and it's fucking brilliant, but is a bit too big for my bedroom really.
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 14:33:05 (permalink)
Automated phone menus in this day and age.

Press 1 to go round in circles
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 17:22:20 (permalink)
gutlessrhyme
Cats kept indoors bothers me more



Cats outdoors in other peoples gardens bother me more
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 17:31:50 (permalink)
A colleague who never makes a cuppa but watches me like a hawk to ask for one whenever I went past the kitchen. Now Ive got on to her and dont make her one anymore. Admittedly I always wait for her to walk out the room and then as quickly as possible make as many cups of tea for as many people as possible by the times shes back just to annoy her. And all she does all day is talk about it. 
 
"Good job Ive got a bottle of water as Id die of thirst waiting for him to ask"
"I asked him for a cuppa as well......3 weeks ago"
"Oh....made you all a cuppa has he? Just me then eh?
Arcadian
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 17:35:40 (permalink)
in other words, she's ugly
Johnny Quest
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 17:43:19 (permalink)
Good old PA tactics!
Smokey McPot
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 17:43:30 (permalink)
Tea politics makes me very happy I work at home. Fuck that shit.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 17:48:58 (permalink)
Original Nuttah
Needing a new mattress and not knowing if my current one is medium or medium firm so I don't know what to order. The ones I'm looking at aren't in shops so I can't even go to one, dive on them and see what I prefer.


https://simbasleep.com/
 
few companies like this knocking about that offer 100 day money back deals
 
 
geordie007
Automated phone menus in this day and age.

Press 1 to go round in circles

 
Spam 0 or spam all the buttons if 0 doesn't work, generally get a human 
post edited by JUDGEDREDD - 2017/10/03 17:50:13
Rudiger01
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 18:04:35 (permalink)
Johnny Quest
Good old PA tactics!




Shes lower than me, the fucking shrivelled old hag
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 19:12:55 (permalink)
Original Nuttah
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 19:14:11 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
Original Nuttah
Needing a new mattress and not knowing if my current one is medium or medium firm so I don't know what to order. The ones I'm looking at aren't in shops so I can't even go to one, dive on them and see what I prefer.


https://simbasleep.com/
 
few companies like this knocking about that offer 100 day money back deals
 
 
geordie007
Automated phone menus in this day and age.

Press 1 to go round in circles

 
Spam 0 or spam all the buttons if 0 doesn't work, generally get a human 


Cheers
 
I got an automated menu when I phoned up to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act. It said "Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show..."
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 19:15:22 (permalink)
Original Nuttah
JUDGEDREDD
Original Nuttah
Needing a new mattress and not knowing if my current one is medium or medium firm so I don't know what to order. The ones I'm looking at aren't in shops so I can't even go to one, dive on them and see what I prefer.


https://simbasleep.com/
 
few companies like this knocking about that offer 100 day money back deals
 
 
geordie007
Automated phone menus in this day and age.

Press 1 to go round in circles

 
Spam 0 or spam all the buttons if 0 doesn't work, generally get a human 


Cheers
 
I got an automated menu when I phoned up to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act. It said "Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show..."


A classic
dimdum
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 20:16:16 (permalink)
All these mattress adverts on the tube and on FB newsfeed claiming to be the best in the world or your money back
wakeytom
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 20:19:58 (permalink)
Original Nuttah
JUDGEDREDD
Original Nuttah
Needing a new mattress and not knowing if my current one is medium or medium firm so I don't know what to order. The ones I'm looking at aren't in shops so I can't even go to one, dive on them and see what I prefer.


https://simbasleep.com/
 
few companies like this knocking about that offer 100 day money back deals
 
 
geordie007
Automated phone menus in this day and age.

Press 1 to go round in circles

 
Spam 0 or spam all the buttons if 0 doesn't work, generally get a human 


Cheers
 
I got an automated menu when I phoned up to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act. It said "Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show..."


Sounds like some terrible MC lyrics!
 
Also Press * and # as you do that one of them (along with 0) is likely to be a backdoor to the central desk
Mrso
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 20:22:42 (permalink)
Law
The phrase "it is what it is", and that it is inexplicably written on both doors of a of a builders van parked around my way.
 
Said purely by idiots.


It's one of them really
Miss SD
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 22:13:28 (permalink)
Not being able to look at the documentary or film thread on here
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/03 22:14:51 (permalink)
Miss SD
Not being able to look at the documentary or film thread on here



Come off the mobile site

SmokedEggs
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 15:18:54 (permalink)
Spotify only has the version of timeless that has the VIP of Sensual on it.  I want the original.
Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 15:24:30 (permalink)
dimdum
All these mattress adverts on the tube and on FB newsfeed claiming to be the best in the world or your money back

'we only make one mattress'
 
doesn't sound like a good business plan to me.
Joey Gunz
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 15:44:57 (permalink)
Sat on the edge of the bed this morning getting up, mrs had left her straightners there, landed my thigh right on them.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 16:50:31 (permalink)
 
geordie007
dimdum
All these mattress adverts on the tube and on FB newsfeed claiming to be the best in the world or your money back

'we only make one mattress'
 
doesn't sound like a good business plan to me.


Casper? Their one and only mattress is shit. 


Geordie007
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 16:55:42 (permalink)
Rapt
 
geordie007
dimdum
All these mattress adverts on the tube and on FB newsfeed claiming to be the best in the world or your money back

'we only make one mattress'
 
doesn't sound like a good business plan to me.


Casper? Their one and only mattress is shit. 




Might be them. Got a which award though which makes them a pretty big wheel
dimdum
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 17:25:37 (permalink)
Mothers with prams. You have all day to rock around town with your sprog. You don't need to go home during commuting hours and taking up all the space on tubes/buses
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 20:07:11 (permalink)
dimdum
Mothers with prams. You have all day to rock around town with your sprog. You don't need to go home during commuting hours and taking up all the space on tubes/buses



Bromptons. Metal at perfect shin height 
gutlessrhyme
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 20:32:16 (permalink)
How cringey and desperate they look on The Apprentice when they've done a deal and they all want to shake the sellers hand like they've just done the deal of the century. Its like 6th formers

Innit786
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 20:34:02 (permalink)
Having loads of tunes on YouTube that aren't on the other main streams. YouTube not playing if you want to put your phone in your pocket with the screen off to play said tunes.
Innit786
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/10/04 20:35:02 (permalink)
Someone make an app please. I want 20%. Thanks.
Or maybe this works in a roundabout way http://youtubeplaylist-mp3.com/
post edited by Innit786 - 2017/10/04 20:37:45
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