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Syzlack_24
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 19:50:54 (permalink)
metzie
Flow Joe
Record him through the wall each night, put together a massive compilation, then blast it when you hear him with company.

Would you say yes if he made a move on you?

 
It's not really my cup of tea.
 
He is like when the council puts gym equipment in parks in depraved areas for everyone to use. Communal.




 
lol
 
 
JUDGEDREDD
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 19:57:56 (permalink)
You sound jel, is he reem?
Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 20:18:58 (permalink)
I'm not jel, I'm incredulous at his ways. Could go there if I wanted but who wants mainstream top 40 dack like that? Free with every copy of Cosmopolitan. He is easy on the eye and well-groomed as you would expect any fuckboy to be.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 20:39:39 (permalink)
I kid. He sounds like a berk. Torment him
Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 20:51:51 (permalink)
I'll keep you all informed. I'll definitely do the benny hill ting.
Syzlack_24
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 20:56:10 (permalink)
tbf Tinder has blurred the lines a bit. one of my female housemates called me out on my slightly polyamorous ways recently, and in hindsight maybe I was a bit of a prick.
this guy sounds on another level though
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 21:07:34 (permalink)
Is the Tinder scene still going strong? I still cringe at one of the ghouls I was trying to bang.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 21:09:09 (permalink)
I signed up earlier this week. It's shite.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/09 09:40:16 (permalink)
metzie

The girl who was here for 5 days was actually lovely, but it was the principle of the thing. We stayed up chatting at nights and proper bonded. He went to sleep with his door open so I think maybe he had a seed of an idea, but I really don't play that shit. After she left, he literally went out and got a trim, then came back and got another girl round.
 
 


One of my old housemates had a right clingy missus for a while. Just used to wander in.

One time she wandered in through the (unlocked) back door at about 2 in the morning when I was watching telly in my pants.

"isn't Bob at Leeds festival, I don't think he's back until Monday"
"actually it's Tuesday"

Fucksake.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 12:16:56 (permalink)
I accidentally read a bunch of comments on Facebook by climate change deniers again and now I am furious
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 12:28:41 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
I bet ICE is keen



Lol
 
ICE be like
 

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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 12:43:22 (permalink)
ICE be like

 
 
Ankle
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 12:49:59 (permalink)

Willfunk
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 13:11:18 (permalink)
Lololol
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 13:18:42 (permalink)

Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 13:31:59 (permalink)
You guys
Syzlack_24
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 13:33:14 (permalink)
ffs lol. ICE pls move in Metzie. You can bluetooth photos of your horrible erection to her housemate
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 13:40:00 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Booberella 2017/09/10 13:43:18
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 13:45:49 (permalink)
willfunk




I've got some pics of that ilk from when he was passed out on the sofa the other night in lightweight fashion. Saving them for the right occasion though. They don't call me Booberella for nothing.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 14:30:10 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Kenny Brocklestein 2017/09/10 20:22:26
Wait are we still talking about Ice?
Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 14:48:14 (permalink)
My flatmate!
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 20:19:14 (permalink)
willfunk
gutlessrhyme
Not being able to source drugs when I'm up north.


If you can't source drugs up here there really is no help left for you



Its a known fact that 1 in 3 make their money from selling gear up ere
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 20:37:39 (permalink)
Razor
i heard Rudiger likes granny fanny





You heard right bruv
 
My mate of mine and his bird have just moved to London into a flat share. Theyre mid 30's, both got decent jobs but its beyond me. Who wants to live in a house with fucking weirdos who keep jars of their own piss in the fridge and label everything they own?
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 20:47:49 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Kenny Brocklestein 2017/09/10 20:51:41
Razor
Nowhere in Surrey or Sussex is that bad in comparison to the majority of the country, they might not be as nice as somewhere like Cobham but I think you're exaggerating just a tad lol. I mean Guildford and Epsom have the highest crime rates in Surrey but are hardly shit areas. None of these areas are places you would be afraid to walk through at night and are safer than pretty much everywhere in London.



Loads of great places round there. Slough, when youre finished with Slough theres Reading. Aldershot, Bracknell, Didcot, Yately you know? Winnersh, Taplow and thats just for starters. Burfield.
 
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 21:19:22 (permalink)
Rudiger01
Razor
Nowhere in Surrey or Sussex is that bad in comparison to the majority of the country, they might not be as nice as somewhere like Cobham but I think you're exaggerating just a tad lol. I mean Guildford and Epsom have the highest crime rates in Surrey but are hardly shit areas. None of these areas are places you would be afraid to walk through at night and are safer than pretty much everywhere in London.



Loads of great places round there. Slough, when youre finished with Slough theres Reading. Aldershot, Bracknell, Didcot, Yately you know? Winnersh, Taplow and thats just for starters. Burfield. 


I read that in a Partridge voice

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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 21:32:33 (permalink)
Rudiger01
Razor
Nowhere in Surrey or Sussex is that bad in comparison to the majority of the country, they might not be as nice as somewhere like Cobham but I think you're exaggerating just a tad lol. I mean Guildford and Epsom have the highest crime rates in Surrey but are hardly shit areas. None of these areas are places you would be afraid to walk through at night and are safer than pretty much everywhere in London.



Loads of great places round there. Slough, when youre finished with Slough theres Reading. Aldershot, Bracknell, Didcot, Yately you know? Winnersh, Taplow and thats just for starters. Burfield.
 



Slough itself isn't rough, few little parts around it are. 2 areas in Reading are slightly rough. Aldershot used to be, but it's just full of Gurkhas now.
 
Everywhere else you listed isn't rough in the slightest, and I'm not saying that just because I live here. Even gutless would be safe in any of those places at night.
 
Shout out to the guy who used to post here and got robbed at Guilford train station.

RAYZA
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 21:36:23 (permalink)
gutlessrhyme
Rudiger01
Razor
Nowhere in Surrey or Sussex is that bad in comparison to the majority of the country, they might not be as nice as somewhere like Cobham but I think you're exaggerating just a tad lol. I mean Guildford and Epsom have the highest crime rates in Surrey but are hardly shit areas. None of these areas are places you would be afraid to walk through at night and are safer than pretty much everywhere in London.



Loads of great places round there. Slough, when youre finished with Slough theres Reading. Aldershot, Bracknell, Didcot, Yately you know? Winnersh, Taplow and thats just for starters. Burfield. 


I read that in a Partridge voice


I also thought it sounded like a Partridge quote and not something a real humanoid would say
Travis Daveley
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 21:54:50 (permalink)
you flyboys crack me up

RAYZA
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 22:14:09 (permalink)
i should have known that one really. Not far off thinking it was Partridge though.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/10 22:21:04 (permalink)
Never seen the office so can just about get away without too much shame for biting there 😂

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