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Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:01:34 (permalink)
He has an awful "decks" set up and has put them in front of the big mirror in the living room, so he can check out how he looks whilst DJing. He is a complete egomaniac, reminds me of Kanye.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:04:52 (permalink)
Sounds like a massiveprick, but thats some strong game. Jeez.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:08:01 (permalink)
There's nothing bleaker than nursing a pint you don't want in an empty pub while hoping your housemate will be off his missus' bones when you get back.
 
Not living in a houseshare again if I can help it.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:14:23 (permalink)
Vibesy area with the chill strippy
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:16:35 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Hammered 2017/09/08 17:49:38
Play the Benny hill theme really loud whilst he's midaction.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:19:21 (permalink)
I'll take one for the team to address the balance HMU
RAYZA
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:20:19 (permalink)
forum lads round Metzie's for some banging to get your own back yeah? our favour to you
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:26:54 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby THIRT33N 2017/09/08 18:50:47
I bet ICE is keen
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:31:53 (permalink)

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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:36:19 (permalink)
I thought it was bad sharing with absolute dickheads at uni. I wouldn't ever choose to house share unless it was literally the only place I could "live". I only leave my belongings there and spend as much time away from it until I found something more suitable.

Set up a crowdfund for Bitcoins and get him assainated via darkweb.


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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:37:42 (permalink)
Razor
forum lads round Metzie's for some banging to get your own back yeah? our favour to you




If I wasn't such a granny fanny I would be all over dat.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:43:04 (permalink)
Should have screened him better before moving in with that much of a cock.
RAYZA
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:43:08 (permalink)
i heard Rudiger likes granny fanny
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 16:56:40 (permalink)
Razor
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I quite like Crawley, what's wrong with it? Sultans Turkish ftw

Just looks a heap of shit.
 
I have no time for going out for food either




 
Don't. You'll get ignored by a stinking greasy fuckwit and eventually be served grudgingly if you get that far. Chew your nails, eat your bogies and go home ASAP. 


Hmm, they've always been really friendly to me there and the food is banging. Contemplating buying a house there too, it's on my list of potential destinations.

Suits your like of Codeine as an area as well. If I was you I would be buying there
RAYZA
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 17:06:09 (permalink)
i aint a bloomin smack ed bruv
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 17:16:46 (permalink)
metzie
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all of you have to do to annoy him is keep having a go over every little thing. do not stop. ever
hes the sort of prick that strings girls along after theyve got caught in the chase for validation. he gets angry because he knows you aren't afraid to call him out because you don't need him
 
I take it youre looking to move at least. you cant be living with someone toxic like that for too long




I get in a lot of trouble for calling men (manchildren) out on their shit. Doesn't seem to get me anywhere. 
 
I can't move, I've just got here :(
 
He basically starts seeing girls, they catch feelings and ask him what's going on. Then he says "err, I'm doing this polygamy thing". Then in his own words "If they don't like it, they can fuck off". I told him he should tell them upfront, but he was like "nah".
 
There is also this amazing blog I follow about fuckboys and feminism that I recommended to him to get some insight into how women think. He said he didn't want to know. 
 
http://lalalaletmeexplain.com/ << for the bored at work creux

Why would he need any advice on how women think? He's already slaying 5 women a week so I doubt he needs further assistance in how to manipulate them.
RAYZA
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 17:25:36 (permalink)
i don't how anyone can be bothered with all that, all the lies, all the small talk etc. sounds not worth the hassle. must be a massive ego maniac.
Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 17:32:08 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby PapaJaro 2017/09/09 09:51:44
If he wasn't so infuriating, it would be quite jokes to behold. The habits of a fuckboy, narrated by David Attenborough. I heard him talking to one girl about his sock collection the other day, all the tee hee hees and tinkly laughter was too too much. 
Hammered
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 17:51:18 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
Play the Benny hill theme really loud whilst he's midaction.


Defo the way forward.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 18:03:54 (permalink)

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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 18:10:09 (permalink)
+1 to that.  Do it.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 18:11:26 (permalink)
Sounds like the best way to get him back is to cock block and undermine his masculinity/ego at every opportunity. He will hate that. Introduce the girls to feminist ideas lol
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 18:12:30 (permalink)
Whagwan
+1 to that.  Do it.


Lol indeed. Or YMCA
Hammered
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 18:16:27 (permalink)
Sounds like he's sending you a subtle invite to a 3 way to be honest.
Can't beat em, join em.
Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 18:31:23 (permalink)
SmokedEggs
Sounds like the best way to get him back is to cock block and undermine his masculinity/ego at every opportunity. He will hate that. Introduce the girls to feminist ideas lol



I think I do that unintentionally. He said he is wary of my ability to completely dominate the vibe of the house and he thinks I go on like a mafia boss lol.
 
I've been showing them all sorts!
 
Hammered
Sounds like he's sending you a subtle invite to a 3 way to be honest.
Can't beat em, join em.



The girl who was here for 5 days was actually lovely, but it was the principle of the thing. We stayed up chatting at nights and proper bonded. He went to sleep with his door open so I think maybe he had a seed of an idea, but I really don't play that shit. After she left, he literally went out and got a trim, then came back and got another girl round.
 
 
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 18:35:44 (permalink)
Record him through the wall each night, put together a massive compilation, then blast it when you hear him with company.

Would you say yes if he made a move on you?
Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 18:41:59 (permalink)
Flow Joe
Record him through the wall each night, put together a massive compilation, then blast it when you hear him with company.

Would you say yes if he made a move on you?

 
It's not really my cup of tea.
 
He is like when the council puts gym equipment in parks in depraved areas for everyone to use. Communal.
Hammered
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 18:45:34 (permalink)
metzie
After she left, he literally went out and got a trim, then came back and got another girl round.


Might as well post his photo in the post pics of dappas thread
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 19:38:05 (permalink)
Put a dead (but not overly smelly) fish under his bed - in a few weeks he will not like it and think its the girl he has at the time
Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/09/08 19:49:27 (permalink)
There is a perma fishy undertone anyway. When I first got here and saw how many girls he was having over I said a few times "wash your raasclart sheets"... which he didn't like but eventually reluctantly did. Saw him doing it again after the 5 dayer left. Some things sink in.
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