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Rudiger01
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/18 21:11:49 (permalink)
Still can't read the last chapter of hunter s thompsons biography. Far too emotional.
Bare Grills
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 10:27:41 (permalink)
I got bolted last night and put 30 quid on an online casino on my mobile. Got up to just over 3 grand, got a couple more tickets to celebrate then stuck it on £20 a spin and spent the lot in about 15 minutes. Silly cunt.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 10:40:43 (permalink)
Bare Grills
I got bolted last night and put 30 quid on an online casino on my mobile. Got up to just over 3 grand, got a couple more tickets to celebrate then stuck it on £20 a spin and spent the lot in about 15 minutes. Silly cunt.


I'd be hanging in the attic if that was me
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 10:54:04 (permalink)
Due to the incompetence of a support manager I now have to do the whole weeks bookwork once again which is just great
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 10:58:43 (permalink)
Johnny Quest
My only medical prang is a lump on my bollock. Hopefully just a cyst.
 
Either way I'm getting out my bits. Might as well throw in the prostate exam for the full gauntlet of fun.




I've had the doctor's finger up my arse the once.  It wasn't as pleasant as I'd expected.
Rudiger01
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 11:06:44 (permalink)
SmokedEggs
Johnny Quest
My only medical prang is a lump on my bollock. Hopefully just a cyst.
 
Either way I'm getting out my bits. Might as well throw in the prostate exam for the full gauntlet of fun.




I've had the doctor's finger up my arse the once.  It wasn't as pleasant as I'd expected.


Quite rough aren't they? You would think with so much practise they would know how to tease and please now
Smoked Eggs
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 11:10:31 (permalink)
Rudiger01
SmokedEggs
Johnny Quest
My only medical prang is a lump on my bollock. Hopefully just a cyst.
 
Either way I'm getting out my bits. Might as well throw in the prostate exam for the full gauntlet of fun.




I've had the doctor's finger up my arse the once.  It wasn't as pleasant as I'd expected.


Quite rough aren't they? You would think with so much practise they would know how to tease and please now



I expected a bit more foreplay to be honest.  
RUSSELL CLARTY
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 11:25:33 (permalink)
SmokedEggs
Rudiger01
SmokedEggs
Johnny Quest
My only medical prang is a lump on my bollock. Hopefully just a cyst.

Either way I'm getting out my bits. Might as well throw in the prostate exam for the full gauntlet of fun.




I've had the doctor's finger up my arse the once.  It wasn't as pleasant as I'd expected.


Quite rough aren't they? You would think with so much practise they would know how to tease and please now



I expected a bit more foreplay to be honest.  




The most skilled digital penetration (no fuss, no friction, no rummaging about, straight in, straight out) I had to endure was a middle aged hijab wearing lady GP, she beat all the colorectal specialists hands down, made them look like Lynx-soaked 14 year olds round the back of the bikesheds


Kenny Rogers
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 13:40:54 (permalink)
People that moan about people using Facebook to discuss politics. It's a refreshing change from seeing roast dinners and attention begs imo

Rudiger01
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 14:13:27 (permalink)
Jungle Dave
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Rudiger01
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Johnny Quest
My only medical prang is a lump on my bollock. Hopefully just a cyst.

Either way I'm getting out my bits. Might as well throw in the prostate exam for the full gauntlet of fun.




I've had the doctor's finger up my arse the once.  It wasn't as pleasant as I'd expected.


Quite rough aren't they? You would think with so much practise they would know how to tease and please now



I expected a bit more foreplay to be honest.  




The most skilled digital penetration (no fuss, no friction, no rummaging about, straight in, straight out) I had to endure was a middle aged hijab wearing lady GP, she beat all the colorectal specialists hands down, made them look like Lynx-soaked 14 year olds round the back of the bikesheds


Did you knock 1 out afterwards?
Cherno Samba
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 14:18:47 (permalink)
While she was in there, surely?
Booberella
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 15:09:50 (permalink)
My cousin sending me the full vid of that madman shooting the pensioner on FB live. I don't get the mentality of people who distribute stuff like this.
RUSSELL CLARTY
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 15:15:56 (permalink)
Rudiger01
Jungle Dave
SmokedEggs
Rudiger01
SmokedEggs
Johnny Quest
My only medical prang is a lump on my bollock. Hopefully just a cyst.

Either way I'm getting out my bits. Might as well throw in the prostate exam for the full gauntlet of fun.




I've had the doctor's finger up my arse the once.  It wasn't as pleasant as I'd expected.


Quite rough aren't they? You would think with so much practise they would know how to tease and please now



I expected a bit more foreplay to be honest.  




The most skilled digital penetration (no fuss, no friction, no rummaging about, straight in, straight out) I had to endure was a middle aged hijab wearing lady GP, she beat all the colorectal specialists hands down, made them look like Lynx-soaked 14 year olds round the back of the bikesheds


Did you knock 1 out afterwards?



 
Wasn't arousing, but I was relieved in a way. Relieved I didn't have a sore rim


LHC
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 16:03:46 (permalink)
People saying 'goodnight' when they leave the office at 5pm.
w1003
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 17:10:45 (permalink)
metzie
My cousin sending me the full vid of that madman shooting the pensioner on FB live. I don't get the mentality of people who distribute stuff like this.


I know, how disgusting ( send me the link please)

sigs have returned
 
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 19:59:30 (permalink)
Jungle Dave
Rudiger01
Jungle Dave
SmokedEggs
Rudiger01
SmokedEggs
Johnny Quest
My only medical prang is a lump on my bollock. Hopefully just a cyst.

Either way I'm getting out my bits. Might as well throw in the prostate exam for the full gauntlet of fun.




I've had the doctor's finger up my arse the once.  It wasn't as pleasant as I'd expected.


Quite rough aren't they? You would think with so much practise they would know how to tease and please now



I expected a bit more foreplay to be honest.  




The most skilled digital penetration (no fuss, no friction, no rummaging about, straight in, straight out) I had to endure was a middle aged hijab wearing lady GP, she beat all the colorectal specialists hands down, made them look like Lynx-soaked 14 year olds round the back of the bikesheds


Did you knock 1 out afterwards?



 
Wasn't arousing, but I was relieved in a way. Relieved I didn't have a sore rim


Did you tell her to insert another finger as you wanted a second opinion?
Kenny Rogers
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 21:27:49 (permalink)
This prostate exam banter is HILAIR

Majik
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 22:21:06 (permalink)
No worse than your pathetic attempts at humour


MalcolmTucker
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 22:45:25 (permalink)
The headache and subsequent shit night's sleep after 5-a-side every Wednesday.
OEM
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 22:53:54 (permalink)
Keep the forum updated on the progress on your lumpy bollock pls

Thanx m8


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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/19 23:45:12 (permalink)
metzie
My cousin sending me the full vid of that madman shooting the pensioner on FB live. I don't get the mentality of people who distribute stuff like this.


This. I really don't get what makes people want to watch. Anything like that is just far too dark for me.
Johnny Quest
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/20 02:52:30 (permalink)
OEM
Keep the forum updated on the progress on your lumpy bollock pls

Thanx m8

Next update won't be till July.

Pray 4 me.
James OD
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/20 17:54:42 (permalink)
People who end a request or question with "that would be great"




LHC
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/21 18:21:01 (permalink)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/041d5177-b5cb-49c4-bb27-dcb652806c0d?intc_type=singletheme&intc_location=bbcthree&intc_campaign=bbcthree&intc_linkname=article_pubswearing_contentcard25
 
 What is this bullshit? I mean what even is a swear word? It's just an arbitrary distinction someone has made at some point in history and then passed down through subsequent generations unquestioned. Being offended by a swear word is as pointless as 'bless you'. 
Hammered
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/21 19:51:50 (permalink)
James OD
People who end a request or question with "that would be great"


Yes. Fucking hate that shit. Condescending cunts.
If you could just stop doing that, that would be great.
MF182
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/21 20:01:02 (permalink)
Hammered
James OD
People who end a request or question with "that would be great"


Yes. Fucking hate that shit. Condescending cunts.
If you could just stop doing that, that would be great.


Just picture them as Bill Lumbergh from office space.


THIRT33N
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/21 20:03:06 (permalink)
Hammered
James OD
People who end a request or question with "that would be great"


Yes. Fucking hate that shit. Condescending cunts.
If you could just stop doing that, that would be great.




JUDGEDREDD
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/21 20:15:07 (permalink)
LHC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/041d5177-b5cb-49c4-bb27-dcb652806c0d?intc_type=singletheme&intc_location=bbcthree&intc_campaign=bbcthree&intc_linkname=article_pubswearing_contentcard25
 
 What is this bullshit? I mean what even is a swear word? It's just an arbitrary distinction someone has made at some point in history and then passed down through subsequent generations unquestioned. Being offended by a swear word is as pointless as 'bless you'. 


Fuck their policy
H. H. Holmes
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/22 00:39:52 (permalink)
These cunts on facebook that keep posting links to some poor dog having its ears lobbed off. Rather watch a beheading video than see that shit tbf
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2017/04/22 02:44:06 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby w1003 2017/05/15 17:44:58
Somehow managed to sleep dial some random from work at 3am.  Got woke up by him returning call asking what I wanted.  Well awkward.  Don't even like the bloke.
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