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Tommy the Coat
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 21:59:26 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: MrSlickle

Having to ask someone where the condom aisle is.


My mate at work once gave me some great advice. Don't bother with condoms... It feels better without. Only worry about consequences as and when they happen.

You're welcome.


simon.r
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 22:17:26 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: MrSlickle

I was in boots, and wanted the extra thins. Last time I mistakenly thought I'd pop within seconds, it being a while since I'd schlopped with someone who wasn't just there for a fuck. so bought a load of 'maintaining' ones. In the event it felt as if I'd got a cock shaped piece of balsa wood strapped to my balls. I kept having to look down to see whether I still had a penis let alone whether I still had a solid. I did have the latter and I couldn't feel a thing. Ended up getting a bit bored, and I had to finish myself off. A bit of a letdown, tbh


Edit: that's why I went to boots rather than Tesco, wider choice


I find too much choice overwhelming and prang that I've been stood in the aisle for a freakishly long time. Much better to rush in to a pub bog and try and get them bought before someone catches you and embarks on some 'banter'.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 22:17:33 (permalink)
biting something into gap where tooth was, like nuts, or a shard of lamb bone. cunts all of them.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 22:33:28 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: simon.r

ORIGINAL: MrSlickle

I was in boots, and wanted the extra thins. Last time I mistakenly thought I'd pop within seconds, it being a while since I'd schlopped with someone who wasn't just there for a fuck. so bought a load of 'maintaining' ones. In the event it felt as if I'd got a cock shaped piece of balsa wood strapped to my balls. I kept having to look down to see whether I still had a penis let alone whether I still had a solid. I did have the latter and I couldn't feel a thing. Ended up getting a bit bored, and I had to finish myself off. A bit of a letdown, tbh


Edit: that's why I went to boots rather than Tesco, wider choice


I find too much choice overwhelming and prang that I've been stood in the aisle for a freakishly long time. Much better to
rush in to a pub bog and try and get them bought before someone catches you and embarks on some 'banter'.


I always wonder if the checkout staff judge you on the type you buy. Prolonging ones: a bit useless extra thick ones: shags hookers in laybys
simon.r
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 22:46:27 (permalink)
Let them know you're pulling out the stops by throwing new bedding into the mix.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 00:39:09 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: simon.r

Let them know you're pulling out the stops by throwing new bedding into the mix.

Plus bin bags, some rubber gloves, a tennis ball, scotch tape, a hammer and a saw. Possibly a spade. And a new freezer.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 08:01:55 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: MrSlickle

so bought a load of 'maintaining' ones. In the event it felt as if I'd got a cock shaped piece of balsa wood strapped to my balls. I kept having to look down to see whether I still had a penis let alone whether I still had a solid. I did have the latter and I couldn't feel a thing. Ended up getting a bit bored, and I had to finish myself off. A bit of a letdown, tbh


Yeah I've been there. You kind of forget you're having sex and it turns in to some sort of track and field PlayStation game where you're just pumping for the hell of it.

Whagwan
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 09:41:13 (permalink)
There is a cafe in Clapham around the corner from Bodeans called "Coffee Wake Cup".

The forced, unwieldy pun more than minorly bothers me, it's worse that BonDee's attempts to join in with a Crykos thread.
Ankle
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 10:29:19 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: w1003

green rizlas thou




Get chucked straight into the bin, even looking at them enrages me.

Blue or gtfo
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 11:10:05 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Whagwan

There is a cafe in Clapham around the corner from Bodeans called "Coffee Wake Cup".

The forced, unwieldy pun more than minorly bothers me, it's worse that BonDee's attempts to join in with a Crykos thread.


Yes. I have gone past this shop so many times and it does my head in.

If you pronounce it right, there's no pun there. Also, as a standalone phrase it makes no sense. I hate it so much!
Whagwan
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 11:18:48 (permalink)
Let's burn it down. It really does bother me that much.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 11:20:05 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Ankle

ORIGINAL: w1003

green rizlas thou




Get chucked straight into the bin, even looking at them enrages me.

Blue or gtfo

 
Badman.
gavinx
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 11:32:00 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: gutlessrhyme

ORIGINAL: MrSlickle

so bought a load of 'maintaining' ones. In the event it felt as if I'd got a cock shaped piece of balsa wood strapped to my balls. I kept having to look down to see whether I still had a penis let alone whether I still had a solid. I did have the latter and I couldn't feel a thing. Ended up getting a bit bored, and I had to finish myself off. A bit of a letdown, tbh


Yeah I've been there. You kind of forget you're having sex and it turns in to some sort of track and field PlayStation game where you're just pumping for the hell of it.


yeah, i used to just zone out and get distracted. fucking with any kinda jimmy hat on is shit
simon.r
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 13:32:40 (permalink)
I thought greens were standard for rollies? (Blues for joints obviously).
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 14:01:42 (permalink)
Unbleached ocb/hemp papers or gtfo.


Ankle
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 14:33:54 (permalink)
I use blues for rollies/occasional splff. Silvers 2nd. Greens are just too thick and burn quicker, red also. Liquorice
Original Nuttah
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 14:53:03 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: gutlessrhyme

ORIGINAL: MrSlickle

so bought a load of 'maintaining' ones. In the event it felt as if I'd got a cock shaped piece of balsa wood strapped to my balls. I kept having to look down to see whether I still had a penis let alone whether I still had a solid. I did have the latter and I couldn't feel a thing. Ended up getting a bit bored, and I had to finish myself off. A bit of a letdown, tbh


Yeah I've been there. You kind of forget you're having sex and it turns in to some sort of track and field PlayStation game where you're just pumping for the hell of it.

It's like that for me when I'm drunk
Bare Grills
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 14:55:07 (permalink)
Pretty sure I just got caught doing 40mph in a 30 by a mobile speed camera. The wanker was well hidden in a bush and I didn't see him in my mirror until I had gone past. The road has only recently been dropped to a 30, it used to be a 40. Fair enough, I was speeding and got caught but the way they hide in the bushes pisses me off.
Shadow14
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 14:55:46 (permalink)
OMG

You had sex?
simon.r
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 18:18:27 (permalink)
One of our graduates awkwardly emphasising the word 'partner' when referring to his boyfriend.


It's alright mate, we get it. We know.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 19:04:34 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Whagwan

There is a cafe in Clapham around the corner from Bodeans called "Coffee Wake Cup".



That is properly shit

geordie007
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 19:29:27 (permalink)
The cash machines that constantly ask you if you want a receipt/check balance when you just pressed and want your money
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 19:30:18 (permalink)
Someone un-sticking those threads, the point was?
Johnny Quest
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 19:34:36 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: geordie007

The cash machines that constantly ask you if you want a receipt/check balance when you just pressed and want your money

Cashiers in Co-op asking me EVERY fucking time, if I'd like a bag for that, when I'm;
a) always telling them no
b) am producing my own bag at the desk
c) perfectly capable of asking for one if I ever felt the need

Same goes for store cards and the like.

FUCK

OFF
Marcus-Darkus
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 20:11:21 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: MrSlickle

Having to ask someone where the condom aisle is.


Ebay is the one.


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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 22:05:47 (permalink)
Temp0
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 22:17:32 (permalink)
Condoms though
nayf
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 23:26:23 (permalink)
More than a minor actually, but Spaceape dying is shit. Would start a separate thread but it would disappear.
Oh well. RIP. Play 9 samurai loud people
simon.r
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/02 23:27:50 (permalink)
Not minor in the slightest, but the tories bill of rights proposals.

Balance rights and responsibilities. People who do not fulfil their responsibilities in society should not be able to claim so-called “qualified rights” in their defence in a court of law


http://jackofkent.com/2014/10/exclusive-tory-proposals-for-bill-of-rights/
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/03 00:20:06 (permalink)
I HAD SEX THE OTHER DAY
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