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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 14:42:05 (permalink)
Any status updates or images about food just eaten or about to be eaten are the sign of a grade A cunt.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 15:42:29 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: MaxPayne

Sunday Roast feels


Your obscenely large nose and minuscule brain. You might just be the shittest person ever seen on the internet.
post edited by Razor - 2014/09/30 15:44:53
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 15:59:04 (permalink)
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 16:47:02 (permalink)
How this cunt seems to always land on his feet: http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/sep/30/piers-morgan-joins-mail-online
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 16:52:40 (permalink)
He said he was going to fuck off out of the UK if Scotland voted no as well. Another promise broken.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 17:13:55 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: simon.r

He said he was going to fuck off out of the UK if Scotland voted no as well. Another promise broken.


He hasn't broken the promise - The role is based in New York

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/piers-morgan-joins-the-mail-online-as-us-editoratlarge-i-plan-on-breaking-down-the-big-stories-that-matter-to-americans-9765263.html
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 17:18:46 (permalink)
I stand corrected. The home secretary should revoke his citizenship while she's got the chance imo.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 17:20:15 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: frizzyd

How this cunt seems to always land on his feet: http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/sep/30/piers-morgan-joins-mail-online

I really don't get it either...

At face value he's an over opinionated, ugly, jumped up berk, but someone has wrangled himself into high paying and quite influential positions.

Got to hand it to him tbh.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 17:21:34 (permalink)
I would like it quite a lot if he died tbh
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 17:23:23 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Johnny Quest

ORIGINAL: frizzyd

How this cunt seems to always land on his feet: http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/sep/30/piers-morgan-joins-mail-online

I really don't get it either...

At face value he's an over opinionated, ugly, jumped up berk, but someone has wrangled himself into high paying and quite influential positions.

Got to hand it to him tbh.


I reckon he must have a External Hard drive stashed somewhere full of recordings of hacked phone calls from his Mirror days from influential people which he uses to blackmail people into jobs.

Probably got one of Paul Dacre either ordering drugs, hookers or having phone sex with Melanie Phillips
post edited by frizzyd - 2014/09/30 17:26:01
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 17:40:46 (permalink)

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What?! So the property you bought, which has a garage underneath, did not come with said garage? That's shit.

Oh no I have one out of three. Only mine has inbuilt electricity and a shop dummy called Mannequin Skywalker.


Ahhh I see.

Have you gaffer taped a Flashlight to Ms Skywalker yet?
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 22:12:34 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: frizzyd

How this cunt seems to always land on his feet: http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/sep/30/piers-morgan-joins-mail-online


Having shit on everybody is one thing.
The love and adulation of his staff when he was at The Mirror is another. As perverse as it may seem as he's an odious prick, his staffers by and large were rather upset that he was marched out of the building after the soldier photo fakes. Print media is fairly incestuous anyway. Michael Gove is a shoe-in for the big chair at The Mail, apparently.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 22:13:44 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Smokey McPot

ORIGINAL: MrSlickle

ORIGINAL: Smokey McPot

What?! So the property you bought, which has a garage underneath, did not come with said garage? That's shit.

Oh no I have one out of three. Only mine has inbuilt electricity and a shop dummy called Mannequin Skywalker.


Ahhh I see.

Have you gaffer taped a Flashlight to Ms Skywalker yet?

I do have a bondage kit that is as-yet unused (more's the pity)...
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 22:16:02 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Mighty Wighty

One garage is usually allocated to the flat above, the rest are sold to other residents and they own them outright, with no rent fee.

I have something called a peppercorn rent. Essentially it's a wheeze to get around home insurance. If Idiot A sets fire to my house from his garage, he's covered on his house insurance but through the rent or 'lease' it technically belongs to me.

However he has to seriously fuck things over for the lease to come back to me.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 22:22:17 (permalink)
People that make overly fake retching noises to display their dislike for something.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/30 22:33:30 (permalink)
everythings been done


v3 is a bit overkill dare i say it


it bothers me a little bit actually
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 13:38:29 (permalink)
when people say or write 'meh'

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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 13:44:37 (permalink)
A minor and supposed muscular pain in my chest that's pranging me out a bit.
After not visiting a doctors or hospital for practically my whole life, I've started to fall apart as I hurtle towards 30
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 14:12:21 (permalink)
People who don't pick up their feet when walking and let their shoes drag along the ground.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 14:47:10 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Law

A minor and supposed muscular pain in my chest that's pranging me out a bit.
After not visiting a doctors or hospital for practically my whole life, I've started to fall apart as I hurtle towards 30


I always thought you were pretty hard mate. Would you like a cuddle?
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 20:19:58 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Kola Nut

ORIGINAL: Law

A minor and supposed muscular pain in my chest that's pranging me out a bit.
After not visiting a doctors or hospital for practically my whole life, I've started to fall apart as I hurtle towards 30


I always thought you were pretty hard mate. Would you like a cuddle?

/kennethwilliams
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 20:38:00 (permalink)
Having a back injury for about 2 weeks now
Elbow Thermometer
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 20:49:45 (permalink)
Having to ask someone where the condom aisle is.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 20:52:48 (permalink)
Well, that really demonstrates 2 things. One, you are not a hunter gatherer. Two,


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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 21:27:22 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: MrSlickle

Having to ask someone where the condom aisle is.


Fucking hell Nayf. If you can't find them in the supermarket, get them out of the machine in a run down pub.

Elbow Thermometer
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 21:33:33 (permalink)
I was in boots, and wanted the extra thins. Last time I mistakenly thought I'd pop within seconds, it being a while since I'd schlopped with someone who wasn't just there for a fuck. so bought a load of 'maintaining' ones. In the event it felt as if I'd got a cock shaped piece of balsa wood strapped to my balls. I kept having to look down to see whether I still had a penis let alone whether I still had a solid. I did have the latter and I couldn't feel a thing. Ended up getting a bit bored, and I had to finish myself off. A bit of a letdown, tbh


Edit: that's why I went to boots rather than Tesco, wider choice
post edited by MrSlickle - 2014/10/01 21:37:24
OEM
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 21:38:11 (permalink)
Get some Kamagra, newfriend.


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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 21:40:45 (permalink)
Cutters Choice now being supplied with rizzla. Forget everytime
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 21:47:41 (permalink)
green rizlas thou

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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/10/01 21:51:43 (permalink)
Decisions, decisions.

True say
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