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Willfunk
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/23 22:54:52 (permalink)
Stinks of salmon handcuffs in here
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SetFireHands
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/23 23:24:14 (permalink)
People who make unnecessarily loud body noises of any kind; sneezing too loud, snorting, chewing, etc. Sub human scum.

Actually that is not a minor thing at all.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/23 23:36:08 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: T-KAY-O

Eggs splitting when trying to boil I was told adding vinegar to the water will stop the contents bleeding out, it doesn't.

Always seems to be shitty supermarket eggs that crack.


Mash them up and eat them out of a mug, with butter.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 01:05:58 (permalink)
1. Add salt halfway through the boil.

2. Pour entire contents of saucepan over face to enhance flavour.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 01:29:40 (permalink)
I didn't know Cadburys creme eggs spat
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 06:34:23 (permalink)
Clocks where the second hand moves in a continuous motion rather than a 'tick tock' vibe. So unnatural

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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 06:54:32 (permalink)
"Contra-versy", "Contra-bute/Contra-bution".

Hang yourself. Cunts.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 07:27:22 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: T-KAY-O

Eggs splitting when trying to boil I was told adding vinegar to the water will stop the contents bleeding out, it doesn't.

Always seems to be shitty supermarket eggs that crack.


Don't keep your eggs in the fridge.

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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 07:39:01 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: SetFireHands

People who make unnecessarily loud body noises of any kind; sneezing too loud, snorting, chewing, etc. Sub human scum.

Actually that is not a minor thing at all.


Agreed. I think people are a mmtbm tbh
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gutlessrhyme
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 07:52:48 (permalink)
People who refuse to be wrong.

Guy at work with the same phone as me was going round telling people that his phone doesn't have an SD card slot, but its just got an "internal SD card" that can't be removed. (Like anyone gives a fuck anyway?) Until I showed him the SD card slot on the side of the phone and how to open it. Instead of admitting he was wrong, he said "oh yeah but there's also an internal SD card that can't be removed."

Just admit you're wrong ffs.

Maybe I'm wrong, who knows. A MTTBM is the fact this guy is going round the office telling people about the inner workings of his phone in the first place. He even told the cleaner

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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 07:54:38 (permalink)
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SetFireHands
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 09:05:25 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: gutlessrhyme

People who refuse to be wrong.

Guy at work with the same phone as me was going round telling people that his phone doesn't have an SD card slot, but its just got an "internal SD card" that can't be removed. (Like anyone gives a fuck anyway?) Until I showed him the SD card slot on the side of the phone and how to open it. Instead of admitting he was wrong, he said "oh yeah but there's also an internal SD card that can't be removed."

Just admit you're wrong ffs.

Maybe I'm wrong, who knows. A MTTBM is the fact this guy is going round the office telling people about the inner workings of his phone in the first place. He even told the cleaner


Haha, that is great.

Just working in an office and being around other people for ages fucks me off.

There is an excellently insane girl just started where I am. Every day she comes in with a different kind of bandage on her body. It started with a small one on her wrist, which the next day covered half her arm. When I quizzed her on it, she just said, "it hurts". Hmmm. Despite it hurting, she appears to have full and fluid mobility of her whole arm and wrist without a single bit of pain or wincing or nothing.

Well, today she turned up with a full massive, Avid Merrion style neck brace on. If this had been the first time she had arrived with something like this, everyone would have been very concerned, but they just ignore her now. I scoped her out and watched in joyous amusement and she limped (yes, limped) into the office because of her neck problem that required a neck brace, sat down at her desk, then after realising she could not bend her head down to play on Facebook all day on her laptop, took it off and moved around fine for the whole day, until it was time to go, then put it back on and limped back out the office. She also has a massive MASSIVE put on hacking cough that is fake as fuck.

So yeah, other people are basically the source of all annoyance, and often hilariously mental too.
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gutlessrhyme
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 09:05:57 (permalink)
Yeah I was telling myself "Cool story bro" as I was writing that

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gutlessrhyme
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 09:11:50 (permalink)
web pages and web sites that limit you to a certain number of results on each page and won't let you change it.

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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 09:16:43 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: gutlessrhyme

web pages and web sites that limit you to a certain number of results on each page and won't let you change it.


Web pages with infinite scroll
Even worse if they actually have a footer with info in it you want


ORIGINAL: Shiverman

The new emerging trend of calling a shit bootleg, where the guy slaps some overprocessed drums and fart bass onto an already good party tune, a 'rehype'


I was happier not knowing this.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 16:48:36 (permalink)
when people send you an e-mail labelled 'high priority'
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/24 16:52:44 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: gavinx

when people send you an e-mail labelled 'high priority'

Yes. I'll decide.

It's usually bollocks as well.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/25 11:28:00 (permalink)
boyfriends and girlfriends messaging each other publicly or 'sharing' stuff over facebook/twitter

why? i just don't get it
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/25 11:29:57 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: gavinx

when people send you an e-mail labelled 'high priority'


Read receipts. ESPECIALLY from sales emails. Die.
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Joey Gunz
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/25 11:36:43 (permalink)


my gnarly ulcer.
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Johnny Quest
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/25 11:37:34 (permalink)
That back tooth ain't looking too pretty either.
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Joey Gunz
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/25 11:39:40 (permalink)
it's an impacted wisdom tooth but my teeth are fine after the last two weeks of having my mouth fucked with, I now have Trigeminal Neuralgia.
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RAYZA
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/25 11:54:15 (permalink)
two weeks of having my mouth fucked


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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/25 17:54:25 (permalink)
Going to the gym and there not being any ladies in there that are pleasurable to mine eye
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/27 07:22:04 (permalink)
Americans using "on account of" in place of "because of"

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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/27 09:21:31 (permalink)
Travellers and their list stories. Fair enough if you smashed 15 whores' arseholes in a row and got AIDS - I want to hear about that - but if it's just a list then I've heard it all before matey.

"Yeah this one time I went to a place and did a thing, then another time I went to another place and did another thing. Then - and you will not fucking believe this - I went to another place and did another fucking thing." Fucking riveting mate.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/27 09:30:41 (permalink)
^ also when people just got back from Glastonbury/Boomtown etc and bore you with it for weeks. You saw some bands and some DJs and took some drugs. Great.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/27 17:58:04 (permalink)
Phone automatically connecting to the cloud and stopping whatsapp from working.
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/27 18:07:54 (permalink)
Can relate to that..... Especially over last 5 years on here when youtube buggers up during build-up etc

Similar issues now with 'Can't do without you'.
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T-KAY-O
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RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2014/09/28 18:21:04 (permalink)
Lost about 70 valium last night
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