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darkmatter
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/11 20:57:06 (permalink)
yeah I do have a problem with both of the above so it's difficult!
 
my cousin turned into a girl, he/she is over 6ft and fairly built poor thing 

Goodone
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/11 21:00:19 (permalink)
Digits?
H. H. Holmes
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/11 22:08:43 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
Is that your favourite one




Such confusion, much arousal. My head hurts.
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/11 22:59:16 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dreamworld 2019/01/12 13:12:59
dimdum
I would take 10 cocks for £2 million


Jonesy.
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 03:02:27 (permalink)
Why the fuck can I never sleep on a Friday night.

MellowHype
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 03:41:50 (permalink)
You haven't drank enough
Jimmy2Shoes
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 08:28:41 (permalink)
darkmatter
yeah I do have a problem with both of the above so it's difficult!
 
my cousin turned into a girl, he/she is over 6ft and fairly built poor thing 


I went to school with a guy/girl who is now a woman and no lie they must be pushing 7ft. They stick out like a sore thumb.
Hammered
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 09:11:25 (permalink)
KNUCKLES
My mate said he’d probably take a handjob off one lol

Then got into the dilemma..

For £2 Million cash.

There’s a gloryhole,
you put your dick in,
you get your dick sucked BUT.... you can’t see who’s doing it
.........2 months later you receive an email, the attachment is a pic of the person who sucked you off?
Only you and that person know it happened..
(It will def be a Human & they will be 18+)

Would you?


A blowie and £2m, no brainer.
Just don't open the attachment and live in blissful millionaire ignorance.
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 09:54:36 (permalink)
metzie
 I'm not sure if I'm using the PC terms for this story so apologies, but a while back I had a trans girl (hilariously called Joanna) come to the yoga studio, who visually looked like a tall gangly guy with long hair in a dress. Usually I would direct newbies to their exact changing rooms by saying "the ladies are to the left" but I just mumbled "the changing rooms are that way". I don't know which one they went in, but no one complained. Could have been disastrous though, as the changing rooms are communal.
 
In conclusion, it's a minefield headfuck. 


JUDGEDREDD
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 12:20:43 (permalink)
Posting a link via mobile and it not being clickable
post edited by JUDGEDREDD - 2019/01/12 16:02:37
KnuckleHead
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 12:58:00 (permalink)
Hammered
KNUCKLES
My mate said he’d probably take a handjob off one lol

Then got into the dilemma..

For £2 Million cash.

There’s a gloryhole,
you put your dick in,
you get your dick sucked BUT.... you can’t see who’s doing it
.........2 months later you receive an email, the attachment is a pic of the person who sucked you off?
Only you and that person know it happened..
(It will def be a Human & they will be 18+)

Would you?


A blowie and £2m, no brainer.
Just don't open the attachment and live in blissful millionaire ignorance.


You have to open it, that’s part of the contract lol

Remember, It could be your nan 🤨
LHC
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 13:05:28 (permalink)
There's nothing I wouldn't do for £2m
Willfunk
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 13:16:12 (permalink)
LHC
There's nothing I wouldn't do for £2m


Would you rather eat an Asda Bag 4lyfe full to the brim with fresh alsation shit in one sitting or have a little finch shite in your mouth every day for the rest of your life?
dreamworld
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 13:19:12 (permalink)
Add a few glass shards into the mix for an extra crunchy surprise
gentle kenneth
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 17:15:42 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
Posting a link via mobile and it not being clickable


always check it with 'preview' before you post. then as my old nan used to say; 'if its underlined and in blue, then submit it through. if its only in black, then your link is cack'. then you can wrap it with (link) (/link) [using the square scientific brackets]

https://deliveridoohelmetgotlittlelegs.org
JUDGEDREDD
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 18:31:23 (permalink)
It's just annoying that it's not copy paste like using a computer, extra hassle
gentle kenneth
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 18:58:51 (permalink)
i know hun, but what're you gunna do?
PeterPrang
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/12 22:51:00 (permalink)
1 full tongue lick of mothers or sisters minge, or 1 2 inch deep suck on father's or brothers cock

5 million instant deposit
MellowHype
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/13 01:15:13 (permalink)
Depends who's down for it
OEM
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/13 07:01:05 (permalink)
Salt taken out of ready meals.
 
What does that achieve? You fucking add it yourself anyway because it tastes like shit.
 
If you live off ready means then ok, big brother "government" must tackle this issue of people who live like shit, and eat shit, to make shit not kill you.
 
But if you're me, who like the occasional dirty grub now and again, I want it so unhealthy it turns my kidneys into pickle ffs.


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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/13 16:09:28 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Lrrr 2019/01/14 15:12:44
Other people’s kids
dreamworld
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/13 16:22:53 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby gentle kenneth 2019/01/13 21:46:05
Contestants who take the minus amount on The Chase. Subhuman scum.
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/14 02:41:59 (permalink)
craig bellamy pronouncing "footballer" with two syllables. footbler
gentle kenneth
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/14 02:43:13 (permalink)


someones really missing out by not feeding his forehead with lipids and proteins
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/14 12:10:29 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dreamworld 2019/01/14 12:16:18
When a sports person throws their shirt into the crowd and some adult aggressively grabs it away from a child. I can think of few things that I find more pathetic. A kid is going to appreciate that a hundred times more than I would so I could never do that and if I did catch it I'd give it to a kid if they were next to me. The adults probably just want to stick it on ebay for a hundred quid.
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/15 22:52:23 (permalink)
Blueberry flavoured vape is the most obnoxious flavour
Original Nuttah
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/16 00:44:23 (permalink)
dreamworld
Contestants who take the minus amount on The Chase. Subhuman scum.

I hate those people. I’m also annoyed they ignored my application.
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/16 00:44:50 (permalink)
"Fruit" flavours of pretty much anything are bullshit. Strawberry ice cream/milkshake doesn't taste of strawberries, it just tastes pink. Blueberry doesn't taste of blueberries it just tastes blue.
 
 
RAYZA
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Re: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/16 17:38:04 (permalink)
People desperately trying to get either their shitty tattoo's or muscles shown in a photo
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Re: RE: Minor things that bother you v3.0 2019/01/16 17:44:38 (permalink)
Postman Pat
kids
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