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Slippery Mick
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/04 13:10:32 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/04 13:26:32 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/04 13:47:53 (permalink)
She looks like she could eat an apple through a letterbox
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/04 13:59:25 (permalink)
simon.r




Probably yeah but I wouldn't let her stay for a shower after, I'd have to put my bedsheets straight in the washing machine and have a little cry.

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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/04 14:08:29 (permalink)
darkmatter
simon.r




Probably yeah but I wouldn't let her stay for a shower after, I'd have to put my bedsheets straight in the washing machine and have a little cry.


Yeah they're would be a lot of introspective ennui and guilt afterwards.
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/04 14:09:47 (permalink)
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Northern Sinn Fein leader Michelle O'Neill
 



Ha - was thinking exactly this when she was on the news earlier. She looked better than she does in that photo too.



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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/05 10:44:05 (permalink)
I haven't been able to get this bastard thread to work in ages as I've been locked on mobile for over a month. 
 
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/05 10:56:26 (permalink)
Michelle O'Neill reminds me of the cat man
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/05 16:23:47 (permalink)

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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/05 19:36:52 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whitey 2017/03/06 16:22:14

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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/05 23:06:01 (permalink)
Talking of hypothetical sex and that, I ended up walking home with a nice Polish lass on Friday who told me that because I'd invited her back to my B&B I was being overly forward and because of that I wouldn't be getting my hole. She even said 'it would've probably happened, had you not done that'. I felt like a less rapey version of Paul Newman in Hud. Presumably I should've just attempted to chat to her round a skip until she was up for it.
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/05 23:08:44 (permalink)
B&B probably did you there.
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/05 23:13:25 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby freexta 2017/03/06 15:35:43
SW14
B&B probably did you there.

Yeah probably, it does scream loser but I'm on a bender/3 day reggae festival so just need a flat surface to nod off on.
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 13:50:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby freexta 2017/03/06 15:35:50
simon.r
 'it would've probably happened, had you not done that'. 



Just what you want to hear!


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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 13:53:55 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby freexta 2017/03/06 15:36:04
Should of kept at it. They all give in eventually
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 16:03:56 (permalink)
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simon.r
'it would've probably happened, had you not done that'. 




Just what you want to hear!


I like to stick with what works.
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 16:24:15 (permalink)
MalcolmTucker





Nowt wrong with that Malc.

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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 16:26:31 (permalink)
simon.r
a nice Polish lass on Friday who told me that because I'd invited her back to my B&B I was being overly forward and because of that I wouldn't be getting my hole. She even said 'it would've probably happened, had you not done that'.



What a fucking liar. Of course if you stood around twiddling your bollocks you'd run out of time and she'd say she was surprised you never asked.

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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 18:23:43 (permalink)
MellowHype
Should of kept at it. They all give in eventually


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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 18:52:07 (permalink)
Uhh Kellyanne Conway is revolting, she seems to think she's hot too
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 19:19:34 (permalink)
Come on guys previous page was superb with Lisa Slaggleton, some oap and that sinn fein bint, let's maintain the standard.

...is this what you want???
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 19:24:34 (permalink)
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simon.r
a nice Polish lass on Friday who told me that because I'd invited her back to my B&B I was being overly forward and because of that I wouldn't be getting my hole. She even said 'it would've probably happened, had you not done that'.



What a fucking liar. Of course if you stood around twiddling your bollocks you'd run out of time and she'd say she was surprised you never asked.


Just sounds like a shit test to me
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 19:58:45 (permalink)
simon.r
Talking of hypothetical sex and that, I ended up walking home with a nice Polish lass on Friday who told me that because I'd invited her back to my B&B I was being overly forward and because of that I wouldn't be getting my hole. She even said 'it would've probably happened, had you not done that'. I felt like a less rapey version of Paul Newman in Hud. Presumably I should've just attempted to chat to her round a skip until she was up for it.



Did you mean to post this in the "women you should have but didn't" thread?
Slippery Mick
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/06 22:16:31 (permalink)
Yeah, but that isn't a thread is it, clever lad.
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/07 18:21:49 (permalink)
simon.r
Yeah, but that isn't a thread is it, clever lad.



Make it so. In fact, I'll do it before I forget mine
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/07 18:32:16 (permalink)
dreamworld
Uhh Kellyanne Conway is revolting, she seems to think she's hot too



She looks like she's about to turn to dust any second.
 
I've never seen a woman look so drained and haggard. She always looks absolutely FUCKED 
 
 
 
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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/09 21:39:41 (permalink)

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Re: RE: Women you shouldn't but you would 2017/03/13 15:51:22 (permalink)


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