Hot!Masterchef 2013

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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 22:30:50 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: DJ_PrOpS

Poor Emily serving no lamb just rice and sauce, and the rice wasn't cooked.


I laughed a lot at that.

Talk about self parring.

I WANT YOU TO TRY THE SAUCE IT'S SPECIAL

Erm my rice is undercooked lol.

NASA


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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 23:31:49 (permalink)
Special rice
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/14 18:52:06 (permalink)

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The fat critic is a right queen and all, what is with the show this year it's full of benders.



Quoted for truth. Thought it was Gay Masterchef or something. Just consists of women with a face like a bucket of smashed crabs or screaming poofters.. Not the best :/
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 13:53:36 (permalink)
that ingrid was such an annoying cunt!

entertaining couple of shows last week though...glad it's back, such easy viewing
post edited by gavinx - 2013/03/20 13:54:45
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 14:02:25 (permalink)
Rayner is on it this week.

IT'S ORN


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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 14:03:11 (permalink)
IN
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 14:34:50 (permalink)
excellent... one of my absolute favourite tv pricks!
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:06:00 (permalink)
fuck barnaby
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:06:19 (permalink)
And his brother
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:07:48 (permalink)
Barnaby is some boarding school fag.

Fuck your degree, fuck your life nigga.


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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:08:19 (permalink)
What sort of cunt calls themselves Barnaby, even if that is your name
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:10:53 (permalink)
YOU SLOPPY MUG BARNABY
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:12:38 (permalink)
fuck the asian chick - she has a law degree this does not make her a solicitor fuckin hating tonight already.

fuck the posh brothers who think they are special because gran ma and pa used to cook in cookery schools.

stuffing the chicken breast bird, was always failing.
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:13:54 (permalink)
I've just met your younger brother.

Yeah, and?

Fuck off, pair of cunts.

Die.

Oliver and Barnaby


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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:16:39 (permalink)
Ollie and Barns - i will not be suprised if i hear some story about them cooking for the guys at the rugby club at some point.

also that pancake thing doesnt look nice to me.

salmon, salmon!!!! what the fuck is wrong with you cunts.
post edited by Zint - 2013/03/20 20:17:58
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:17:43 (permalink)
Asian bird looks like she's been hit with a frying pan
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:19:39 (permalink)
I'm about 5 minutes behind, but honestly I cannot stand these fucking brothers.

It's almost making it unwatchable


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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:30:20 (permalink)
one down
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:34:41 (permalink)
1) The Jock





2) Packy Bird

3) Scouse Twat - eggshell, bones and hollandaise instead of a horseradish cream LOL












4 & 5) Boarding School Bummers


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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:35:19 (permalink)
the jock has to win, just for being normal.
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:37:03 (permalink)
People who say thanks after they get dashed for being shit, why are you thanking them? You were fucking terrible, get the fuck out nigga.

Monica would destroy this lot, where is she? Fucks sake, I'm genuinely angry lol


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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:40:06 (permalink)
I am missing Monica and her sexy raised eyebrow stares.
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:42:54 (permalink)
monica would make them all cry in the first round. she is not let loose on the general public. would be fun though.

Ollie bumming the pro chef in the first five - what a cunt.
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:43:44 (permalink)
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:50:18 (permalink)
we got pudding face. i am now content.
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:50:19 (permalink)
#3MONICA

Rory is fucking shit up and bottling it.



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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:50:24 (permalink)
Chocolate biscuit base [sm=bowdown.gif]
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:52:22 (permalink)
rory has effed it up. asian with the inbred face and bad skin to win. please dont let the posh cunt do it.

greg is a cunt if he backs the posh cunt.

'oh ya i was deciding do i be an artist or a chef' ahhhhhhh you are everything i hate about rich public school educated dont really need to work cunts.
post edited by Zint - 2013/03/20 20:56:25
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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/20 20:56:42 (permalink)
I imagine edmc is exactly like the bummers.

Him and that guy TheOcclusion (I think) = Ollie and Barnaby.


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RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/21 20:02:10 (permalink)
ON NOW MY DONNYS

Jemma was buff until she opened her gob.


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