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Majik
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2013/03/12 21:06:22 (permalink)

Masterchef 2013

It's on bitches.

Kenyan lady is jokes, just hacked that fish to smithereens lol.


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    Zint
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 21:09:53 (permalink)
    why is john in chef whites all of a sudden? he aint Michel.
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    Majik
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 21:13:40 (permalink)
    He can suck out, I hate him.

    Greg is G still.



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    Horsey Boy
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 21:48:33 (permalink)
    grEGG looks a bit like a carrier today
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    Majik
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 21:49:39 (permalink)
    I don't like this Sarah chick or the gay taff.

    Fufu lady runs it.


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    Horsey Boy
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 21:51:03 (permalink)
    nice plate of sick love
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    Zint
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 21:52:43 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Majik

    I don't like this Sarah chick or the gay taff.

    Fufu lady runs it.


    yeah I would run through Sarah no dilly no dally, but I reckon she is a proper dick and I am sure those glasses are not perscription. looks like a media/advertising cunt basically.

    the african woman is just a home cook and can clearly put good flavours in things. but flapping grilling steaks isnt good.
    post edited by Zint - 2013/03/12 21:53:51
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    Majik
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 21:56:05 (permalink)
    grEGG is not happy tonight, NOT ENOUGH PUD YOU CUNT


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    The Rat
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 21:56:48 (permalink)
    Buttery biscuit BASE
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    Law
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 22:35:48 (permalink)
    Clashed with Milan Barca. Will peep.

    John is a dong
    Greg is a dappa
    Michele is god
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    ramraider
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/12 23:13:52 (permalink)
    don't mind torode, suffers in comparison to michel but who wouldn't?

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    Matty H
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 07:49:28 (permalink)
    Use to love this programme it's done to death now! However Greg is still a leg-end facial expressions are still classic
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    j.a
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 08:19:41 (permalink)
    it still pushes all my buttons. I quite like John, but not as much as MRJ.
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    The Waco Kid
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 09:17:13 (permalink)
    Not enough Monica coating people off in the amateurs.

    Greg should run the show on his own, just sit there with a massive spoon between his bumcheeks demanding PUD.


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    Law
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 09:22:24 (permalink)
    Monica is a fucking bitch and I hate her, but I love watching her.
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    Autograff
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 16:02:22 (permalink)
    Glad this is back on.
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    Zute
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 20:54:26 (permalink)
    i didn't see last years contest but i'm glad they did away with the bum fuck x factor style audition bollocks, just back to making people shit themselves with a pressure test.
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    Rapt
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:07:47 (permalink)
    That steak dish looked so good.
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    Zint
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:11:58 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Rapt

    That steak dish looked so good.


    really? looked very bog standard to me.

    the lamb dish however.... i love sweetbreads.
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    Majik
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:27:39 (permalink)
    "There is pigeon in the world that'll survive 40 minutes in an oven"

    Well, erm...


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    Snakey
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:43:12 (permalink)
    kill yourself Ingrid
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    Majik
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:48:25 (permalink)
    The dentist is a right creep.

    Proper flaming poofter.


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    Snakey
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:48:43 (permalink)
    I cannot stop eating
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    Overlay
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:50:13 (permalink)
    Oops
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    Overlay
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:51:58 (permalink)
    My rice is under cooked
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    Zint
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:54:00 (permalink)
    what is it with these pricks, mash with fish?

    fuck off. dont get me wrong time and a place (no pun intended), I love a bit of mash and with smoked haddock and a sauce its great. but really i am sure these cunts just throw it on because they think they need to add something to fill them up like they cooking at home.

    oh the african woman fucked up big time.
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    Snakey
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 21:59:43 (permalink)
    why is every female food critic a sour faced bitch?

    next week looks deep.
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    Majik
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 22:00:39 (permalink)
    Jez > Ingrid

    Fuck this shit nigga


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    Majik
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 22:14:26 (permalink)
    The fat critic is a right queen and all, what is with the show this year it's full of benders.


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    Pr0ps
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    RE: Masterchef 2013 2013/03/13 22:27:27 (permalink)
    Poor Emily serving no lamb just rice and sauce, and the rice wasn't cooked.
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