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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/15 09:51:06 (permalink)
He's going on holiday.
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The Duck of Death
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/15 14:58:55 (permalink)
a bona fide genius over on squatjuice made this
 



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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/15 19:57:55 (permalink)
Lmfao, some of these are incredible

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears.




Fuck sake

I've sent him a request.
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/15 21:52:32 (permalink)
The lines are painted wrong on the tennis court. Ruined.
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/24 21:36:50 (permalink)
Dear Jim,
Please paint me a long queue of Leonard Nimoys standing in line to inflate Russell Brand’s head. There is a foot-pump in front of Brand, and the nozzle is in his mouth; he looks frightened but determined. The Nimoys are paying 50p a pump, and judging by the size of Brand’s distended and perilously-stretched head, and the pile of coins in the bathtub next to him (in which Anne Widdecombe is reclining wearing Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ suit) they’ve been at it quite a while. This is all happening in the foyer of the Westfield shopping centre; a protective tarpaulin has been laid on the ground, and painted on the bathtub are the words ‘For Comic Relief’.

Thanks,
Colin Bennun


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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/24 22:16:28 (permalink)
Lmao, gold!
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danlej2
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/24 22:53:23 (permalink)
amazing

"Dear Jim,

Please paint me an episode of Come Dine With Me that features Phillip Schofield as the host for the dinner party. The guests are Pat Butcher, Walter White from Breaking Bad and Crash Bandicoot. There is nothing but Pot Noodles and bottles of Buckfast being served to the guests. Crash Bandicoot has a bit too much to drink and ends up urinating on Phillips collection of Pokemon cards.

Thanks,

Daryl"

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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/25 00:14:04 (permalink)
That one is superb LOL
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 16:40:35 (permalink)
Hi Jim

I'm Goldie's son Danny and for the last month or so every fucker in my town has come up to me asking "Have you seen that picture of your Dad riding a hoover?" So can you please draw a picture of me looking disappointingly at the picture you drew of my dad whilst everyone around me points and laughs? Some of the people in the crowd are that annoying fat guy from the old wonga.com advert, Ian Beale , Simon Cowell, Ant (from Ant and Dec) and Brian Harvey from East 17.

Thanks,

Danny


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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 16:49:54 (permalink)
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 16:52:26 (permalink)
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 16:56:45 (permalink)
LOL didnt realise there was so many. Brilliant
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 17:17:32 (permalink)
The tire tracks
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 17:26:01 (permalink)
LOL
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 17:31:51 (permalink)
Very tempted to pull the trigger on a goldie/blessed canvas.
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 23:22:32 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: simon.r

Very tempted to pull the trigger on a goldie/blessed canvas.



lol, im pissed and tghis seems like a well good idea
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 23:33:48 (permalink)
top effort but Ant's forehead should be much, MUCH bigger
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/14 23:40:13 (permalink)
Jim'll Paint It Rul3z!!!!
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/15 11:27:19 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

a bona fide genius over on squatjuice made this





The horizon leans forward offering you space to place new steps of change.
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/15 13:33:35 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Fools Errand

The tire tracks


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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/16 21:52:51 (permalink)
“Dear Jim,

Please paint me Alan Partridge and The Ultimate Warrior posing for a photo in Alan’s room at Linton Travel Tavern? At the right side of the room, The Proclaimers are hurtling down through the floor and out through the ceiling in a continuous loop through teleportation holes from the Portal games.

Cheers,

Steven Kirkwood”




lol @ Bangkok Chick Boys
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/16 22:04:19 (permalink)
tremendous
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Fools Errand
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/04/16 22:38:02 (permalink)
The trouser press on the bed as well lol

This man is brilliant!
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/05/16 11:29:31 (permalink)
Just bunged a request in.

Dear Jim,
Please paint me the 'normal' lad from the BT advert smashing the geeky one around the head with a rake after taking some bad acid. The backdrop to this is the 'Honda' stage from Street Fighter. The girl from the advert is watching from the sidelines sat atop Sesame Street's Aloysius Snuffleupagus.

Many Thanks,
Simon/quote]
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/05/19 10:56:25 (permalink)
Dear Jim,
Please paint me Ross Kemp on Toast.
Cheers,
Toby Da Moose Phillips


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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/05/19 10:57:50 (permalink)
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/07/09 16:52:17 (permalink)
"George, Zippy and Bungle leading the Normandy Landings with their war faces on"

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/q71/s720x720/1016900_214955281991417_512520045_n.jpg
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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/07/09 18:53:01 (permalink)
The Rainbow crew storming the beach head M1's in hand is my favourite by a long LONG way.

I thought Jim was losing it, how fucking wrong I was


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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/10/11 09:28:43 (permalink)
Art happened yesterday.

Dear Jim,

Please can you paint me Jim Bowen and Bully making a break for it in the Bullseye speedboat... perhaps in a Thelma and Louise-style leap to freedom?

Thanks,

Matthew Mella


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RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/10/11 09:33:55 (permalink)
LOL at the last one and Ross Kemp on toast.
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