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2013/03/01 00:03:26 (permalink)

Jim'll Paint It

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

https://www.facebook.com/JimllPaintIt

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Jimi Hendrix explaining to an owl on his shoulder what a stick of chalk is, near a forest.

Thanks,

onemariannestephen via Tumblr




Dear Jim,

Please paint me Anthony Worrall Thompson making an absolutely pathetic attempt at shoplifting in Pets at Home. He's trying to conceal a fishtank under his jumper, a pair of love birds in his Nike bum-bag and there are gerbils spilling out of his pockets. His poorly thought through disguise consists only of a beard fashioned from orange coloured hamster bedding. His expression should reflect a sense of exasperation at his own stupidity as he realises that he already had a real beard of the exact same colour to begin with.

Thanks,

Dave Rankin




Dear Jim,

Please paint me Moby throwing ninja stars at a melancholic badger whilst eating a Papa John’s Pizza in Lidl in Shrewsbury. Moby is wearing an Admiral England shirt, Bermuda shorts and 18-hole DMs. The badger is sat in Spielberg’s directors chair and smoking a pipe.

Thanks,

postrockowl via Tumblr




Dear Jim,

Please paint me a scene with Ross Kemp feeding Keith Chegwin a mandarin, they are both in their underpants and are in France.

Yours Sincerely,

Leighton via Tumblr




Dear Jim,

Please paint me the moment David Blunkett's guide dog is exposed as the infamous street artist Banksy... Blunkett is completely oblivious - naturally thinking the gentle hiss coming from his dog near a wall was a call of nature.

Kind regards,

Vin


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    The Devious
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 00:18:49 (permalink)
    Metzie'll repost it

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    joebastard
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 07:31:20 (permalink)
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    Booberella
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 07:46:35 (permalink)
    Darn it
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    J Rolla
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 08:23:57 (permalink)
    Well I'm glad you brought it to my attention. Kudos, Metzie. Kudos.
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    RUSSELL CLARTY
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 09:01:41 (permalink)
    I like this enough to want to show it to my boss, who has banned the internet


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    DJMinus
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 09:25:50 (permalink)

    LMAO

    Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D'n'B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.


    post edited by DJMinus - 2013/03/01 09:29:55





    Catch me @ WORK in Bristol, every Mon - Fri, 9 - 5
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    DJMinus
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 09:29:51 (permalink)
    Dear Jim,

    Please paint me the original Power Rangers MegaZord struggling to find space on a commuter train whilst watching 'the Thick of it' on his iPad.







    Catch me @ WORK in Bristol, every Mon - Fri, 9 - 5
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    Law
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 09:36:30 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Jungle Dave

    I like this enough to want to show it to my boss, who has banned the internet


    Is he some kind of world overlord?
    Tell him it still works my end.
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    dotarr
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 09:46:43 (permalink)
    Anyone else reckon Morrisey with a horse looks a lot like Chris blumarten?

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    Roboraver
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 09:49:30 (permalink)
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    Willfunk
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 10:12:57 (permalink)
    Me and the missus were in tears last night at these
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    Daniel Snakeman
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 10:35:43 (permalink)
    LOL at Ross Kemp
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    Scotteo
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 10:37:35 (permalink)
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    gavinx
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 11:20:51 (permalink)
    ha ha ha, this is gold
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    Skrapes
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 11:33:37 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Snakey

    LOL at Ross Kemp


    Looks like Habit imo

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    Booberella
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 11:58:27 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: J Rolla

    Well I'm glad you brought it to my attention. Kudos, Metzie. Kudos.


    Another reason for you to join Facebook IMO
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    Law
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 12:18:03 (permalink)
    I have asked him to draw Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel.
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    Willfunk
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 12:43:18 (permalink)
    I'd like to see Pauline Quirke grouting wall tiles made out of giraffe tears inside moira Stewart's library. Moira watches on, unimpressed as Graeme Norton serenades all with whalesong.
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    J Rolla
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 16:56:04 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: metzie

    ORIGINAL: J Rolla

    Well I'm glad you brought it to my attention. Kudos, Metzie. Kudos.


    Another reason for you to join Facebook IMO


    So people are deeming threads on here a repost because it was already on Facebook? Losers
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    ⚡ Evade ⚡
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/01 17:03:46 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: J Rolla

    ORIGINAL: metzie

    ORIGINAL: J Rolla

    Well I'm glad you brought it to my attention. Kudos, Metzie. Kudos.


    Another reason for you to join Facebook IMO


    So people are deeming threads on here a repost because it was already on Facebook? Losers

    http://forum.breakbeat.co.uk/tm.aspx?m=1975482442&mpage=1&key=paint�
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    Booberella
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/03 12:24:01 (permalink)
    Dear Jim,

    Please paint me Roy Walker, from Catchphrase, drawing Mr Chips 'like one of his French girls'.

    Thanks,

    Scott Morgan


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    Fools Errand
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/03 13:27:02 (permalink)
    Brilliant, everything is just brilliant.
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    T-KAY-O
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/03 13:41:20 (permalink)
    Saw this the other day

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    Booberella
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/14 20:08:48 (permalink)
    Dear Jim,

    Please paint me an episode of popular Saturday dating show Take Me Out in which the young man coming down the love lift is the Norris-Thing from The Thing. It is attempting to absorb and replicate the desperate screaming female contestants and to the side Paddy McGuinness vomits on his chest in fear. This horror could have been averted if not for the fact that Kurt Russell, sitting in the audience armed with flamethrower and a mighty beard, has spotted himself on camera and is waving to family.


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    MR.EQ
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/14 20:22:11 (permalink)
    SMASHED IT!!

    SIGS, EVERYTHING SIGS.
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    djgripper
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/14 20:31:51 (permalink)
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    Fools Errand
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/14 20:35:49 (permalink)
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    ⚡ Evade ⚡
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/15 01:29:58 (permalink)
    Incredible
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    Scotteo
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    RE: Jim'll Paint It 2013/03/15 09:31:17 (permalink)
    10/10
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