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Loam
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/16 06:17:01 (permalink)
I've had a bag of shredded banisteriopsis caapi roots for about 10 years now but never bothered doing it after I found out it makes you vomit and shit yourself for several hours
Booberella
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/16 11:09:27 (permalink)
PapaJaro
My firstworldproblem is where to source ayahuasca.
 


I met someone recently who runs an overnight retreat. £140. Haven’t done it though.
Rudiger01
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/17 18:52:28 (permalink)
Loam
I've had a bag of shredded banisteriopsis caapi roots for about 10 years now but never bothered doing it after I found out it makes you vomit and shit yourself for several hours



Weve all been there....havent we?
 
Ive actually come down with really bad food poisoning off raw chicken in the middle of a heavy session years ago in a flat with a bathroom so thin that your knees touched the opposite wall when sat on the loo. The most intense few hours of my life
Loam
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/17 19:01:23 (permalink)
Never had food poisoning but had norovirus a couple years ago. Three days of being sick out of both ends non-stop. Everything sick.
Rudiger01
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/17 19:23:22 (permalink)
I remember the exact point were it went from "hmmmm all this ale and bugle is making me queasy" to ringing my mum begging her to come and pick me up. I lay on my mums couch, jaw swinging wildly spewing into a bucket and desperately not trying to shit my intestines out onto her couch
Smokey McPot
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/17 19:51:17 (permalink)
Food poisoning is the absolute worst.
Rudiger01
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/17 19:53:40 (permalink)
I get dodgy stomachs probably once a week through eating takeaways or eating ridiculously spicy food but Ive only had genuine food poisoning that one time and I wished the sweet release of death would come and spirit me away for 3 solid weeks.
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/17 20:33:50 (permalink)
Loam
Never had food poisoning but had norovirus a couple years ago. Three days of being sick out of both ends non-stop. Everything sick.



I had it last year. Sharted myself while puking into a bin and then absolutely died in bed for 3 days.
Would recommend
Booberella
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/28 20:51:07 (permalink)
Someone has hacked into my Deliveroo account, changed my name to Abdulrahm and tried to order £56 worth of Five Guys to a bus stop in Wood Green.
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Re: RE: #firstworldproblems 2018/10/29 19:49:44 (permalink)
metzie
Someone has hacked into my Deliveroo account, changed my name to Abdulrahm and tried to order £56 worth of Five Guys to a bus stop in Wood Green.




Turn up, collect the food and then ring the police as you eat it saying its been hacked

£56 of five guys in London is probably a burger and a milkshake tho
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