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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 15:45:51 (permalink)
Whoever did that should have his ballsack smothered in Pedigree Chum and be dropkicked into Battersea dogs home
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 15:57:31 (permalink)
JUDGEDREDD
https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/07/dog-had-ear-sliced-off-as-he-sat-outside-tesco-waiting-for-owner-8013619/
 
wtf




What dickhead spends 2 and a half hours shopping in a tesco with his dog outside? Who the fuck spends that length of time in a tesco anyway?
 
Now if it was an Asda...
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 16:02:16 (permalink)
that really needs to be answered. 150mins in Tesco what the fuck was he doing
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 16:20:57 (permalink)
Arcadian
that really needs to be answered. 150mins in Tesco what the fuck was he doing




It is a major branch with ATM's, click and collect (both clothing and direct), a petrol station, a phone shop AND a costa. It gets an average 4 out of 5 stars for customer satisfaction and the locals love the breakfasts there so it clearly does have a lot to offer. However, I have looked at its average popular times and with a high customer between 5 and 6 but then a significant customer number drop afterwards, this man is clearly a weirdo with too much time on his hands to spend that much tie in there.
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 16:38:01 (permalink)
lol you should have been reporting on it. leaving no stone unturned. at least ask the fucker what he was up to.
2 1/2 is suspicious behaviour how does that not raise a red flag with a journalist.
 
cant think of an acceptable reason that isn't him stalking one of the employees
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 16:42:01 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whagwan 2018/10/12 09:15:52
Arcadian
lol you should have been reporting on it. leaving no stone unturned. at least ask the fucker what he was up to.
2 1/2 is suspicious behaviour how does that not raise a red flag with a journalist.
 
cant think of an acceptable reason that isn't him stalking one of the employees




Or fitting cameras in the changies. Then again, I imagine a seasoned pervert could do that in less than 2 1/2 hours. Papajaro, how long does it take?
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 16:57:59 (permalink)
if ive learned anything from my years of watching tv crime shows, its that he did it himself at home first and has made up this story to answer questions.
 
2 1/2 hours in Tesco
vague times shopping (time on receipt?)
cctv?
how does he leave Tesco and not notice his dog is pouring blood,
how didnt anyone witness the attack
no one noticed a dog outside Tesco, after the attack, I assume gong mad spilling blood from its head
no one reported it to Tesco
no one hung around with it to comfort it till the owner got back
he got home before he realised what happened, conveniently explaining why his yard looks like a murder scene. 
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 17:01:52 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whagwan 2018/10/12 09:15:58
Arcadian
if ive learned anything from my years of watching tv crime shows, its that he did it himself at home first and has made up this story to answer questions.
 
2 1/2 hours in Tesco
vague times shopping (time on receipt?)
cctv?
how does he leave Tesco and not notice his dog is pouring blood,
how didnt anyone witness the attack
no one noticed a dog outside Tesco, after the attack, I assume gong mad spilling blood from its head
no one reported it to Tesco
no one hung around with it to comfort it till the owner got back
he got home before he realised what happened, conveniently explaining why his yard looks like a murder scene. 




 
We need a lie detector for this
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 19:56:35 (permalink)
Sounds like something that would happen on a stag party.
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 21:13:16 (permalink)
I heard he bit a prostitute 
RAYZA
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/11 22:06:06 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Whagwan 2018/10/12 09:16:12
Lrrr
OEM
Man accused of raping two-week-old baby is on 24hr jail guard to stop other prisoners attacking him

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7434752/man-accused-baby-rape-under-guard/amp/

 
Any left wing treehuggers here wanna make a case against the death penalty for this guy?


Yeah, we don't have the death penalty here so it would be murder and it's worth ruining your own life to kill him..
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/21 16:36:45 (permalink)
Man, 72, 'stoned to death by monkeys' in India 
https://news.sky.com/stor...keys-in-india-11531791
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/22 09:54:35 (permalink)
Those monkeys sound raw. Breaking into gaffs and kidnapping and killing kids, stoning pensioners to death.

Not playing.
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/22 10:10:59 (permalink)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293793/Beautician-suing-bed-company-having-sex-multi-millionaire-married-businessman.html

Beautician breaks her back performing sex act on married businessman being caturpaulted off the bed and sues the bed company.

What sex act was she performing?
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/22 10:55:05 (permalink)
SW14
Those monkeys sound raw. Breaking into gaffs and kidnapping and killing kids, stoning pensioners to death.

Not playing.



To be fair... They are probably taking revenge for the billions of monkies that humans have slaughtered worldwide over the years 
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/23 05:15:10 (permalink)
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SW14
Those monkeys sound raw. Breaking into gaffs and kidnapping and killing kids, stoning pensioners to death.

Not playing.



To be fair... They are probably taking revenge for the billions of monkies that humans have slaughtered worldwide over the years 




Naa I think they just saw what we do and thought they could use it to their own advantage
 
Chimps are the worst though, they'll rip your balls off apparently
Sheriff Lobo
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/24 13:11:06 (permalink)
... depends on what type of Chimp.
 
Common Chimps are the ones to avoid.
 
Bonobo Chimpanzees are pretty sound by all accounts, they're much less aggressive, and love a bit of the sex. They're a bit gay tho tbf. The ladies are known to enjoy a spot scissoring and the fellas like keep themselves busy with a bit of frotting or penis fencing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sociosexual_behaviour
 
 
 
post edited by Sheriff Lobo - 2018/10/24 13:24:46
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/30 04:58:48 (permalink)
If this one's true...
https://www.rt.com/russia/442458-woman-stabs-husband-selfie/
 
The pics are pretty grim, kinda surprised they put them up
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/30 21:18:12 (permalink)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46033031

Year below me in middle school - he's gonna get eaten alive inside, vermin
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 01:27:35 (permalink)
Fucking evil cunt. I'd like to think some of the inmates who are in there for some crimes that aren't sick and twisted will make his life a misery but won't he just be in with other child's abusers and nonces?
post edited by RAYZA - 2018/10/31 01:30:06
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 06:56:16 (permalink)
I've read (in a link in this thread actually) that paedo's are prime targets for everyone in the pen to the point where they have to be put in solitary for their own good(?) sometimes. They're are also probably also a minority
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 12:06:49 (permalink)
Whowhere
https://www.bbc.co.uk/new...thamptonshire-46033031

Year below me in middle school - he's gonna get eaten alive inside, vermin




Hope so ....utter cunt .
 
Needs pain in his life. and a lot of it.
RAYZA
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 16:02:45 (permalink)
So do you
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 16:10:29 (permalink)
SW14
Those monkeys sound raw. Breaking into gaffs and kidnapping and killing kids, stoning pensioners to death.

Not playing.



 
Saw one jump on a table in a rooftop restaurant in North India once, a girl was sat eating her food and it just sprang on it, grabbed the lot, crockery and shit everywhere and the girl screaming like a banshee


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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 16:16:26 (permalink)
I remember watching a program about them and they're militant. The documentary watched them plan and steal fruit from street markets.

In Gibraltar they leave food out for them because they're protected, although it's probably equally about them not attacking visitors for whatever food they've got on them.


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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 16:25:41 (permalink)
Always look away when they screwface you or you'll get the canines


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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 20:12:43 (permalink)
Razor
So do you



Come back at me once you've learned to brush your teeth you grubby little mug
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 20:16:46 (permalink)

RAYZA
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/10/31 20:19:30 (permalink)
you can't even chat to my pearly whites fam
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Re: RE: Fucked up news stories 2018/11/01 05:51:18 (permalink)
OEM
I remember watching a program about them and they're militant. The documentary watched them plan and steal fruit from street markets.

In Gibraltar they leave food out for them because they're protected, although it's probably equally about them not attacking visitors for whatever food they've got on them.



Probably to stop them running in and nicking it anyway which would just be more hassle... simian tax lol
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