The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon

Yes, there's Paul Ross picture. There's the "don't put on cock and balls" Veet thing.
But now, I bring you...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Bib-with-Heroin-image/dp/B0030ZBLXC/ref=sr_1_2?s=baby&ie=UTF8&qid=1340095383&sr=1-2

Sold by "SHOPZEUS"

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 9:47:38 AM

Specialized1
Alabama Whirly

Status: online

That's it, I have now seen it all.

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 9:48:03 AM

barrymate

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dont but any hats from amazon, i brought 1 7 months ago, and all i get are emails about hats

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 9:50:13 AM

BrianBadonde

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We bought a load of these last week, great fun in the office (big open floor everyone always on mobiles)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Portable-Mobile-Phone-signal-Jammer/dp/B006UFZIHE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1340095755&sr=8-1

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 9:56:04 AM

scotteo

Status: offline

Despite the joke being utterly rinsed, the 3 wolf moon t-shirt deserves a mention.

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 9:56:24 AM

Syhr
Et al

Status: online

quote:

ORIGINAL: barrymate

dont but any hats from amazon, i brought 1 7 months ago, and all i get are emails about hats

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 9:58:40 AM

scotteo

Status: offline

Also "Cooking with Semen" and the colour in vagina book

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 10:39:28 AM

Hydrolab

Status: offline

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ORIGINAL: BrianBadonde

We bought a load of these last week, great fun in the office (big open floor everyone always on mobiles)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Portable-Mobile-Phone-signal-Jammer/dp/B006UFZIHE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1340095755&sr=8-1

I may have to purchase one of these. Just walk around Waterloo station for half an hour fucking up everys phone calls.

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 10:54:00 AM

urdie
Norwich jaw

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quote:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Bib-with-Heroin-image/dp/B0030ZBLXC/ref=sr_1_2?s=baby&ie=UTF8&qid=1340095383&sr=1-2

Jesus

Cunt Coloring Book ??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0867193719/ref=asc_df_08671937195350349?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=0867193719

< Message edited by urdie -- 19/6/2012 10:56:41 AM >

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 10:56:54 AM

BrianBadonde

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ORIGINAL: urdie

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Bib-with-Heroin-image/dp/B0030ZBLXC/ref=sr_1_2?s=baby&ie=UTF8&qid=1340095383&sr=1-2

Jesus

Cunt Coloring Book ??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0867193719/ref=asc_df_08671937195350349?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=0867193719

Greta review!

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I was gutted to find that many of the genitalia on offer were closed, reserved affairs, prompting me to colour in with mostly pink felt-tips. Had there been soused orifices with splaying lips and swollen clitorii, then I would have been able to use all the beautiful colours of the rainbow: Deep reds and veiny purples. Even blushing cerise. No. There are none. Foolishly I tried a few strokes of my Caribbean Green crayola for flair and now I have a useless book full of fetid zombiginas. Disappointing.

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 11:15:26 AM

Lrrr
Omicron Persei 8

Status: offline

Does the phone jammers actually work?

Been after one of them for a while but the ones I saw were stupid dough.

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 11:19:01 AM

Whagwan

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ORIGINAL: barrymate

dont but any hats from amazon, i brought 1 7 months ago, and all i get are emails about hats

What kind of hat barry? I must admit I'm quite intrigued as to what kind of clothing you wear...

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 11:47:36 AM

JaZ517

Status: offline

Laughed so much the first time I read this

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ORIGINAL: BrianBadonde

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I was gutted to find that many of the genitalia on offer were closed, reserved affairs, prompting me to colour in with mostly pink felt-tips. Had there been soused orifices with splaying lips and swollen clitorii, then I would have been able to use all the beautiful colours of the rainbow: Deep reds and veiny purples. Even blushing cerise. No. There are none. Foolishly I tried a few strokes of my Caribbean Green crayola for flair and now I have a useless book full of fetid zombiginas. Disappointing.

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 12:59:10 PM

barrymate

Status: offline

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ORIGINAL: Syhr

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ORIGINAL: barrymate

dont but any hats from amazon, i brought 1 7 months ago, and all i get are emails about hats

its bollox, weekly emails had aload of random stuff on, now they are all hats on special offer

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 1:01:53 PM

barrymate

Status: offline

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ORIGINAL: Whagwan

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ORIGINAL: barrymate

dont but any hats from amazon, i brought 1 7 months ago, and all i get are emails about hats

What kind of hat barry? I must admit I'm quite intrigued as to what kind of clothing you wear...

just a black thinsulate hat, i do all i can not to use any shops in the city centre, so i brought a £3.99 or something hat and a pair of gloves

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 2:02:34 PM

Andydextruss

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ORIGINAL: barrymate

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ORIGINAL: Syhr

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ORIGINAL: barrymate

dont but any hats from amazon, i brought 1 7 months ago, and all i get are emails about hats

its bollox, weekly emails had aload of random stuff on, now they are all hats on special offer

You can unsubscribe to these or edit what products it sends you emails about, it tells you in the email iirc.

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 2:32:33 PM

zuko
beard science

Status: offline

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 2:42:22 PM

Hydrolab

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ORIGINAL: zuko

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

The reviews for that are

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 2:51:26 PM

Invision

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ORIGINAL: zuko

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 3:02:05 PM

rekkers

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ORIGINAL: urdie

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Bib-with-Heroin-image/dp/B0030ZBLXC/ref=sr_1_2?s=baby&ie=UTF8&qid=1340095383&sr=1-2

Jesus

Cunt Coloring Book ??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0867193719/ref=asc_df_08671937195350349?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=0867193719

i bought this and a packet of crayons as a christmas present for my sister-in-law. true story

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 3:03:14 PM

Hydrolab

Status: offline

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ORIGINAL: rekkers

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ORIGINAL: urdie

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Bib-with-Heroin-image/dp/B0030ZBLXC/ref=sr_1_2?s=baby&ie=UTF8&qid=1340095383&sr=1-2

Jesus

Cunt Coloring Book ??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0867193719/ref=asc_df_08671937195350349?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=0867193719

i bought this and a packet of crayons as a christmas present for my sister-in-law. true story

I bet she was well impressed.

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 3:11:22 PM

ClearE

Status: offline

God I hate these "comedy" amazon reviews

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 3:23:51 PM

barrymate

Status: offline

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ORIGINAL: Andydextruss

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ORIGINAL: barrymate

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ORIGINAL: Syhr

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ORIGINAL: barrymate

dont but any hats from amazon, i brought 1 7 months ago, and all i get are emails about hats

its bollox, weekly emails had aload of random stuff on, now they are all hats on special offer

You can unsubscribe to these or edit what products it sends you emails about, it tells you in the email iirc.

random emails keep your account alive, without shops, i would use email address 2 times a year

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 3:30:59 PM

rekkers

Status: offline

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ORIGINAL: Hydrolab

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ORIGINAL: rekkers

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ORIGINAL: urdie

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Bib-with-Heroin-image/dp/B0030ZBLXC/ref=sr_1_2?s=baby&ie=UTF8&qid=1340095383&sr=1-2

Jesus

Cunt Coloring Book ??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0867193719/ref=asc_df_08671937195350349?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=0867193719

i bought this and a packet of crayons as a christmas present for my sister-in-law. true story

I bet she was well impressed.

she really liked it actually, i dont think she ever coloured it in though. ah well, divorce beckons now anyway, if only she'd have coloured it in, things might have been different.

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 3:39:01 PM

barrymate

Status: offline

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ORIGINAL: rekkers

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ORIGINAL: Hydrolab

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ORIGINAL: rekkers

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ORIGINAL: urdie

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Bib-with-Heroin-image/dp/B0030ZBLXC/ref=sr_1_2?s=baby&ie=UTF8&qid=1340095383&sr=1-2

Jesus

Cunt Coloring Book ??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0867193719/ref=asc_df_08671937195350349?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=0867193719

i bought this and a packet of crayons as a christmas present for my sister-in-law. true story

I bet she was well impressed.

she really liked it actually, i dont think she ever coloured it in though. ah well, divorce beckons now anyway, if only she'd have coloured it in, things might have been different.

should have got a pair of these

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Marley-Collection-TrenchTown-Headphones-EM-DH001-IO/dp/B005GCC5UA/ref=sr_1_16?m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1340108042&sr=1-16

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 4:09:32 PM

Whagwan

Status: offline

I hear you barry!

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 5:48:55 PM

gavinx

Status: offline

yeah i got someone the cunt colouring book as a secret santa present at work and pasted a photo of his face in it

he was a cunt though

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 6:47:51 PM

barrymate

Status: offline

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ORIGINAL: Whagwan

I hear you barry!

just marley phones down the pub

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 6:54:07 PM

PapaJaro

Status: offline

What would you listen to though?

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RE: The worst/best thing for sale on Amazon - 19/6/2012 6:54:35 PM

Whagwan

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