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Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make

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Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 8:04:57 PM   
Whagwan
 

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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 8:09:54 PM   
BudFox
 

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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 8:10:40 PM   
paravoid
 

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ORIGINAL: BudFox

i can never only have one beer

Or sip one....
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 8:32:31 PM   
DJModus
 

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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 8:41:37 PM   
B.D.
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You'd after only making one meal for a few months, I'd have it nailed by now.
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 8:41:45 PM   
MellowHype
 

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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 8:44:01 PM   
Jambo
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ORIGINAL: BudFox

i can never only have one beer



This is me on a regular basis

Also once you have had a few on a work night "i feel fine, i will also wake up feeling fine"
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 8:47:18 PM   
HM1HM1
 

Status: offline 		When pissing in the morning, if you hold the end of your foreskin closed so that it fills up with wee so as to get rid of that dry itchy feeling that it will squirt out and go everywhere when you let go.
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 8:49:04 PM   
BudFox
 

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ORIGINAL: Jambo

quote:

ORIGINAL: BudFox

i can never only have one beer



This is me on a regular basis

Also once you have had a few on a work night "i feel fine, i will also wake up feeling fine"


lol yes. every time.
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 9:11:57 PM   
djdave*b
 

Status: offline 		My priority's over partys?


I got the sack Tuesday..


Basically because they fucked up and expected me to cover for there error, i handed in a notice to go on my bros stag doo like 8 weeks in advance, then about 4 weeks to go, two guys leave, then about 2 week to go another guy goes on hols for two weeks, only then do they decide to get in two new guys who haven't got a fucking scooby,

then about a week before i was to go, i get sorry you can't go we can't cover for you,

So i rang in sick on the beach

didn't work
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 9:16:16 PM   
dimdum
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ORIGINAL: djdave*b

My priority's over partys?


I got the sack Tuesday..


Basically because they fucked up and expected me to cover for there error, i handed in a notice to go on my bros stag doo like 8 weeks in advance, then about 4 weeks to go, two guys leave, then about 2 week to go another guy goes on hols for two weeks, only then do they decide to get in two new guys who haven't got a fucking scooby,

then about a week before i was to go, i get sorry you can't go we can't cover for you,

So i rang in sick on the beach

didn't work


they sacked you straight away?

were you on a final warning?
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 9:17:49 PM   
JUDGEDREDD
 

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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 9:21:58 PM   
Jambo
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ORIGINAL: JUDGEDREDD

I will always end up with your lighter in my pocket



You bastard! I always wake up having to walk to the shop to buy a new one
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 9:28:09 PM   
SteelyStare
 

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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 9:41:57 PM   
djdave*b
 

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ORIGINAL: dimdum

quote:

ORIGINAL: djdave*b

My priority's over partys?


I got the sack Tuesday..


Basically because they fucked up and expected me to cover for there error, i handed in a notice to go on my bros stag doo like 8 weeks in advance, then about 4 weeks to go, two guys leave, then about 2 week to go another guy goes on hols for two weeks, only then do they decide to get in two new guys who haven't got a fucking scooby,

then about a week before i was to go, i get sorry you can't go we can't cover for you,

So i rang in sick on the beach

didn't work


they sacked you straight away?

were you on a final warning?


Nope, but id only been there like 2 months? after i decided on a career change
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 9:44:02 PM   
Mr Sketch
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 9:45:06 PM   
Leg Warmer
 

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ORIGINAL: Whagwan

Don't bend over when opening the oven.


i do this all the time.

getting more drugs at 8am.
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 10:02:54 PM   
**gutlessrhyme**
 

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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 10:07:58 PM   
DJ_H20
 

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ORIGINAL: HM1HM1

When pissing in the morning, if you hold the end of your foreskin closed so that it fills up with wee so as to get rid of that dry itchy feeling that it will squirt out and go everywhere when you let go.


Dry itchy feeling. Clinic is you mate. That's normal at all.

And Dave. You got mugged off.
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 10:09:06 PM   
MadameChaos
 

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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 10:11:29 PM   
PapaJaro
 

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ORIGINAL: JUDGEDREDD

I will always end up with your lighter in my pocket


I end up electrocuting myself on toasters coz of people like you...
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RE: Things you will never learn/mistakes you always make - 24/5/2012 11:03:26 PM   
Johnny Quest
 

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