Syzlack_23The 'You're a....' rebuttal to everything:"Have you seen that photo album anywhere?""You're a photo album""Where's the top for the blender?""You're a top for the blender" etc
LawFor about five years now, every now and then, I've been trying to convince the wife that deer live underground in burrows like rabbits - else where do they go in the day time? I've been staunch in my defence of this, and that they dig holes with their tiny hooves.She's an intelligent woman (A-Level geography teacher), but through my sheer persistence I think I have her slowly doubting herself and starting to believe my bullshit. One more year should do it.
Original NuttahWaiting outside the bathroom and jumping out and shouting “BOO” and scaring the shit out of her is highly amusing.
AutograffBathroom/toilet lights are on the outside of the room. Every time she's using the toilet or in the shower the light gets turned off, there are no windows.