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DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS

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DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 4:09:23 PM   
scotteo
 

Status: offline 		http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt/277-5903007-6893437?tag=vglnk-uk-c60-21#R231U4ZG0YDNHD
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 6:01:54 PM   
Mr Lean
 

Status: offline 		That was the most I have laughed all day.
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 6:16:00 PM   
hazzah
 

Status: offline 		poor bloke
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 6:19:19 PM   
Jungle Movement
 

Status: offline 		. Why do i find 'nob and bollocks' so funny?
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 6:21:17 PM   
mmxbreaks
 

Status: offline 		I bet Amazon is wondering why there's so much traffic interest in this product today.

Saw this this morning and actually LOLd. That rarely happens.
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 6:28:53 PM   
mmxbreaks
 

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ORIGINAL: Mr Lean

That was the most I have laughed all day.



It's the last line that kills it. I'd already laughed and only then noticed the brackets:

"(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)"
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 6:34:11 PM   
Law
 

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ORIGINAL: Jungle Movement

. Why do i find 'nob and bollocks' so funny?


Cock and balls also

As in.....

OW! My cock and balls!
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 6:35:08 PM   
Gilf
Elitist
 

Status: offline 		I've tried using hair removal cream on my cock & balls (not even Veet, that cheap Nair shit) and I too was left a haggard bloody mess
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 6:53:51 PM   
DomStyx
 

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ORIGINAL: Jungle Movement

. Why do i find 'nob and bollocks' so funny?


I always imagine Karl Pilkington's voice saying it lol
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 7:04:25 PM   
Harris Tweed
 

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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 7:07:01 PM   
Rapt
 

Status: offline 		It's best for removing nose hair.
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 7:27:37 PM   
Mod X
Ghostbuster
 

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lol
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 8:16:32 PM   
DEEVS
Cloverfield
 

Status: offline 		A few weeks ago I had the bright idea to use tweezers to pull some nose hair out

It gave me instant tears in my eyes - fucking terrible sensation
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 8:50:27 PM   
LHC
 

Status: offline 		I've used this on my nob & bollocks. It's fine as long as you time it right.
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 8:59:00 PM   
Jme133
 

Status: offline 		^
Please elaborate the timing technique.
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 9:08:57 PM   
MrJingle
 

Status: offline 		I did my nob and bollocks with the normal veet stuff a while ago. Tingle on the balls for a while but other than that no issues. Maybe the men's stuff is stronger.......
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 9:13:52 PM   
LHC
 

Status: offline 		Definitely less than 10 minutes - usually around 5. If you start to feel any pain then wash it off immediately and thoroughly. From my experience the base of the nob can take less suffering on average as is more likely to come out in a rash. Overall I wouldn't recommend it - because of the relatively small timeframe, there is a reasonable chance that you may have to shave the remainder afterwards.

edit: actually yes, mine was the normal stuff as well - not the men's. Maybe it is different...
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 9:21:08 PM   
Jambo
36th Chamber
 

Status: offline 		This made me laugh. "maroon coloured bag of agony" kills it
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 9:22:36 PM   
Jungle Movement
 

Status: offline 		Pros and cons of veeting your nob and bollocks, only on DNB Arena
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 9:30:32 PM   
ChunkyMunky
 

Status: offline 		First line smashes it "being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks"
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 9:43:03 PM   
Mod X
Ghostbuster
 

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Anything that specifically states that you shouldn't spread it on your cock and balls is probably best left well alone tbh.
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 13/4/2012 9:47:20 PM   
Horsey Boy
When was this?
 

Status: offline 		ive burnt my face quite badly with hair removing cream before lul
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 14/4/2012 6:44:41 AM   
Rapt
 

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ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

ive burnt my face quite badly with hair removing cream before lul

Have you got a nob and bollocks on your face?
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 14/4/2012 7:10:44 AM   
MuNz
 

Status: offline 		i used this stuff last week on my chest and belly.Fucking burnt my skin off
Was like bad sun burn,will not be using again
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 14/4/2012 9:26:35 AM   
Horsey Boy
When was this?
 

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ORIGINAL: Rapt

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ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

ive burnt my face quite badly with hair removing cream before lul

Have you got a nob and bollocks on your face?



yes i have
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 14/4/2012 10:56:42 AM   
IKOS
 

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ORIGINAL: Jungle Movement

Pros and cons of veeting your nob and bollocks, only on DNB Arena

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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 14/4/2012 11:14:27 AM   
Rapt
 

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ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rapt

quote:

ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

ive burnt my face quite badly with hair removing cream before lul

Have you got a nob and bollocks on your face?



yes i have

Cock and Ball story
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 14/4/2012 11:42:06 AM   
Miss SD
aka Maggie McSniff
 

Status: offline 		Is there a men's one?!
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 14/4/2012 11:45:17 AM   
MuNz
 

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ORIGINAL: Miss SD

Is there a men's one?!


yep says Veet for men on my tube
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RE: DO NOT PUT ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS - 14/4/2012 11:57:45 AM   
Johnny Quest
 

Status: online 		I remember experimenting with veet in college and smeared in all over my balls. Left it on too long and had to go to college. Waddled like a penguin with a gammy leg and didn't say much that day.
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