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BrockLessChompster
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 01:21:02 (permalink)
the taste of breast milk
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Chinputty
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 01:33:46 (permalink)
Guffing off a stale fart mid-wank
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Nakoma
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 01:39:58 (permalink)
drinking milk that has gone off without realising first only to discover it stinks, has lumps in and tastes rancid.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 01:40:20 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

the chicken and lemon thyme ones






ORIGINAL: greenfrog

ORIGINAL: Horsey Boy

the chicken and lemon thyme ones





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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 01:46:30 (permalink)

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The texture of mushrooms.


totally agree
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 02:01:49 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: MadameChaos

ORIGINAL: greenfrog

also seeing the hat man ghost in your bedroom at 3 am


You've seen it too!!!

ORIGINAL: greenfrog

taking a shit in a public toilet and your dick head accidentally touching the inner bowl


Back the fuck up, I thought you were a female???
post edited by greenfrog - 2012/04/09 02:02:51
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DEEVS
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 02:17:13 (permalink)
When you know you have trod in dogshit in your new trainers




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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 04:12:19 (permalink)
Failing to piss whilst buzzing.
Not being able to stop pissing after buzzing when you want to sleep.
Cash machine telling you that you have insufficient funds.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 04:34:35 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: BrockLessChompster

you've got to embark on a long journey, loaded your ipod with new beats only to realize its out of power



my worst nightmare. dont go anywhere without music
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 05:53:09 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: olliemad

ORIGINAL: BrockLessChompster

you've got to embark on a long journey, loaded your ipod with new beats only to realize its out of power



my worst nightmare. dont go anywhere without music

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mja_sirmarc
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 06:26:05 (permalink)
some good wanking ones.

swigging a cup of water to quench your hangover thirst, only to discover its glens vodka mixed with flat sprite

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greenfrog
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 07:20:40 (permalink)
climbing into bed really tired when you realise you forgot to piss, or, waking up in the morning 2 hours before your alarm goes off so wanting to go back to sleep, but needing the morning piss and not sure whether to fall back asleep or get up, piss and then come back to bed.

spilling garbage juice on your hand
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 07:45:55 (permalink)
Picking up babyshit from the bath
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 08:35:41 (permalink)
Turning 27 and realising your life is the worst it's ever been.



Plus horseyboys answer.
post edited by Rapt - 2012/04/09 08:37:15
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Noc
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 09:15:11 (permalink)
Ryan Giggs. FA cup semi final, Villa Park 99.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 09:33:10 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: LOSTBOY

Picking up shit

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j.a
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 09:43:00 (permalink)
Voming when there is nothing left to bring up.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:01:12 (permalink)
The split second when you realise you have just put your body weight, through your foot on to an up turned plug
/ The direct contact of encona hot sauce / tabasco chipotle sauce on an ulcer





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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:03:33 (permalink)
Ice cold hands on your lower back.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:11:37 (permalink)
Your first ever fag which makes you totally spin out.
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fyan
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:13:09 (permalink)
Housemate vomiting in your car
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Noc
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:18:13 (permalink)
Those few minutes before you have to phone in sick trying to work out what lyrics to give your boss, how sick to sound without hamming it up and whether you should just man up and go in.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:18:29 (permalink)
eating an egg that's not been cooked quite enough and feeling one of those gooey bits slop around your mouth.

Recording a mix, getting most of the way through then accidentally flicking the needle of the record.

Watching Phil Mickelson triple bogey yesterday when I had a tenner on him to win.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:21:43 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Noc

Those few minutes before you have to phone in sick trying to work out what lyrics to give your boss, how sick to sound without hamming it up and whether you should just man up and go in.

Especially when you get on with them quite well
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:24:06 (permalink)
I had to phone in sick from Gran Canaria once, on my last day of being on holiday. That was truly awful, and nearly ruined the last couple of days there.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:25:53 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: nayf

ORIGINAL: Noc

Those few minutes before you have to phone in sick trying to work out what lyrics to give your boss, how sick to sound without hamming it up and whether you should just man up and go in.

Especially when you get on with them quite well


Yeah, it's easier to lie through your teeth to someone you dislike.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:35:29 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: greenfrog

ORIGINAL: MadameChaos

ORIGINAL: greenfrog

also seeing the hat man ghost in your bedroom at 3 am


You've seen it too!!!

ORIGINAL: greenfrog

taking a shit in a public toilet and your dick head accidentally touching the inner bowl


Back the fuck up, I thought you were a female???



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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:42:20 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: nayf
Girlfriend vomiting in your car




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Noc
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:49:07 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: nayf

ORIGINAL: Noc

Those few minutes before you have to phone in sick trying to work out what lyrics to give your boss, how sick to sound without hamming it up and whether you should just man up and go in.

Especially when you get on with them quite well


always, always worth it when you hang up and go back to bed though.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/09 10:58:17 (permalink)
Being away for 3 weeks, then having the first sexytime with your girl only to get over excited at the sight of a real pair of breasts, trying to put it in dry and snapping your banjo.
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