Standing on an upturned plug in barefeet Picking up freshly laid warm dogshit on a cold day, in the morning, with a hangover. Getting miles into a computer game, dying stupidly and realising you haven't saved for over an hour Winding a baby and it puking hot breastmilk down your shoulder/back
Failing to piss whilst buzzing. Not being able to stop pissing after buzzing when you want to sleep. Cash machine telling you that you have insufficient funds.
climbing into bed really tired when you realise you forgot to piss, or, waking up in the morning 2 hours before your alarm goes off so wanting to go back to sleep, but needing the morning piss and not sure whether to fall back asleep or get up, piss and then come back to bed.
The split second when you realise you have just put your body weight, through your foot on to an up turned plug / The direct contact of encona hot sauce / tabasco chipotle sauce on an ulcer
Those few minutes before you have to phone in sick trying to work out what lyrics to give your boss, how sick to sound without hamming it up and whether you should just man up and go in.
Those few minutes before you have to phone in sick trying to work out what lyrics to give your boss, how sick to sound without hamming it up and whether you should just man up and go in.
I had to phone in sick from Gran Canaria once, on my last day of being on holiday. That was truly awful, and nearly ruined the last couple of days there.
Those few minutes before you have to phone in sick trying to work out what lyrics to give your boss, how sick to sound without hamming it up and whether you should just man up and go in.
Especially when you get on with them quite well
Yeah, it's easier to lie through your teeth to someone you dislike.
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