worst sensations ever

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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/15 22:33:28 (permalink)
or get one of them ones with a spiky bit in it.
fyan
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/15 22:37:33 (permalink)
"There's nothing better than a good shit, and nothing worse than bad sex."

I manage combine bad sex and bad shitting. Horrid you need to up your game.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/15 22:44:18 (permalink)
Treading in dog shit with bare feet, happened a long time ago, still haunts me to this day.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/15 22:51:44 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: STIMPY

Taking a shit is a beautiful thing, whether male or female. It is one of the best sensations ever.


A quote from a mate at school...

Being done up the arse must feel like having a shit....... I love having a shit


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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/15 22:59:49 (permalink)
except one is going one way and one is going the other.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/15 23:06:21 (permalink)

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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/15 23:12:05 (permalink)
can make a lot of difference doing something the wrong way, drive a car the wrong way down a motorway it isn't as smooth as going the right way. suck food up your butt and you poo out your mouth, that's not pleasant.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/15 23:12:49 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: STIMPY

can make a lot of difference doing something the wrong way, drive a car the wrong way down a motorway it isn't as smooth as going the right way. suck food up your butt and you poo out your mouth, that's not pleasant.



Is rather more exciting though?
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/04/15 23:15:20 (permalink)
you won't get a peanut in your japseye doing it either.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/21 20:26:46 (permalink)
Putting a roast on then after going down the pub for a few, walking up the road towards your house and hearing the fire alarm going off.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/21 20:56:03 (permalink)
The sudden realisation you have sent a text to the wrong person. / Arsenal stiffing you out of a HENCH acca


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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/21 21:02:38 (permalink)
That burning feel on the ring piece after over zealous wiping after a stubborn poo
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/21 21:45:08 (permalink)
squeezing out a poo, knowing that its too big to push out your bum hole.. and too hard/solid to pinch off in to pieces...
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/21 23:16:59 (permalink)
running out of sugar when you want a strong coffee to nurse a comedown. then having to make a hideous trip to the papershop, looking like the walking dead

random family members popping round to see you when you've hit it hard the night before

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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/21 23:18:09 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: BrianBadonde

.. and too hard/solid to pinch off in to pieces...


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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/21 23:20:59 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: BrockLessChompster

running out of sugar when you want a strong coffee to nurse a comedown. then having to make a hideous trip to the papershop, looking like the walking dead

random family members popping round to see you when you've hit it hard the night before

Never answer the door when this happens.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/22 16:48:17 (permalink)
Waiting for a knock on your door from unwanted guests.
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/22 16:51:52 (permalink)
- knowing that you're about to be caught out in a lie

- a gulp of tea with gone off milk

- biting into food that's still frozen in the middle

- accidentally getting your own spunk in your eye/mouth
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RE: worst sensations ever 2012/10/22 19:34:13 (permalink)
Shitting b2b pissing yourself or waking up after a wet dream
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