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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 6:52:22 PM   
willfunk
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L O L
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 7:02:17 PM   
Rapt
 

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ORIGINAL: horrid

Going for a peaceful shite at work then hearing someone come and stand outside waiting. Stagefright is the only option, if you actually go through with it they'll hear you spray the Oust and know you've just taken a shit.

Women don't poo.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 7:16:26 PM   
STIMPY
 

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they lay chocolate eggs, that stink.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:15:38 PM   
horrid
 

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Everybody has to go sometimes, what do you think happens to their food and beverages lol
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:17:45 PM   
3rd degree
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ORIGINAL: horrid

Everybody has to go sometimes, what do you think happens to their food and beverages lol

Tickled me for some reason...
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:20:14 PM   
horrid
 

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A little bit of tattoo guy just took over my brain lol
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:22:39 PM   
fyan
 

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ORIGINAL: horrid

Everybody has to go sometimes, what do you think happens to their food and beverages lol


[nuts magazine]it comes out when they speak EPIC LAD LOLZ [/nuts magazine]
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:29:09 PM   
STIMPY
 

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Taking a shit is a beautiful thing, whether male or female. It is one of the best sensations ever.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:30:21 PM   
horrid
 

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ORIGINAL: STIMPY

Taking a shit is a beautiful thing, whether male or female. It is one of the best sensations ever.


It can be, but can also be incredibly unpleasant if you've eaten too much chilli, drank too much lager or haven't been for days.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:33:28 PM   
STIMPY
 

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or get one of them ones with a spiky bit in it.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:37:33 PM   
fyan
 

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"There's nothing better than a good shit, and nothing worse than bad sex."

I manage combine bad sex and bad shitting. Horrid you need to up your game.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:44:18 PM   
DJ Loki
 

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Treading in dog shit with bare feet, happened a long time ago, still haunts me to this day.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:51:44 PM   
MellowHype
 

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ORIGINAL: STIMPY

Taking a shit is a beautiful thing, whether male or female. It is one of the best sensations ever.


A quote from a mate at school...

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Being done up the arse must feel like having a shit....... I love having a shit
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 10:59:49 PM   
STIMPY
 

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except one is going one way and one is going the other.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 11:06:21 PM   
horrid
 

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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 11:12:05 PM   
STIMPY
 

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can make a lot of difference doing something the wrong way, drive a car the wrong way down a motorway it isn't as smooth as going the right way. suck food up your butt and you poo out your mouth, that's not pleasant.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 11:12:49 PM   
fyan
 

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ORIGINAL: STIMPY

can make a lot of difference doing something the wrong way, drive a car the wrong way down a motorway it isn't as smooth as going the right way. suck food up your butt and you poo out your mouth, that's not pleasant.



Is rather more exciting though?
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RE: worst sensations ever - 15/4/2012 11:15:20 PM   
STIMPY
 

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you won't get a peanut in your japseye doing it either.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 21/10/2012 8:26:46 PM   
Rapt
 

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Putting a roast on then after going down the pub for a few, walking up the road towards your house and hearing the fire alarm going off.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 21/10/2012 8:56:03 PM   
krytikalmass
 

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The sudden realisation you have sent a text to the wrong person. / Arsenal stiffing you out of a HENCH acca
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RE: worst sensations ever - 21/10/2012 9:02:38 PM   
Goodone
 

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That burning feel on the ring piece after over zealous wiping after a stubborn poo
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RE: worst sensations ever - 21/10/2012 9:45:08 PM   
BrianBadonde
 

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squeezing out a poo, knowing that its too big to push out your bum hole.. and too hard/solid to pinch off in to pieces...
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RE: worst sensations ever - 21/10/2012 11:16:59 PM   
BrockLessChompster
 

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running out of sugar when you want a strong coffee to nurse a comedown. then having to make a hideous trip to the papershop, looking like the walking dead

random family members popping round to see you when you've hit it hard the night before
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RE: worst sensations ever - 21/10/2012 11:18:09 PM   
Izzz
 

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ORIGINAL: BrianBadonde

.. and too hard/solid to pinch off in to pieces...


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RE: worst sensations ever - 21/10/2012 11:20:59 PM   
Rapt
 

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ORIGINAL: BrockLessChompster

running out of sugar when you want a strong coffee to nurse a comedown. then having to make a hideous trip to the papershop, looking like the walking dead

random family members popping round to see you when you've hit it hard the night before

Never answer the door when this happens.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 22/10/2012 4:48:17 PM   
Autograff
 

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Waiting for a knock on your door from unwanted guests.
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RE: worst sensations ever - 22/10/2012 4:51:52 PM   
gavinx
 

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- knowing that you're about to be caught out in a lie

- a gulp of tea with gone off milk

- biting into food that's still frozen in the middle

- accidentally getting your own spunk in your eye/mouth
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RE: worst sensations ever - 22/10/2012 7:34:13 PM   
Rein9T2
 

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Shitting b2b pissing yourself or waking up after a wet dream
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