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mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:07:48 AM   
barrymate
 

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anyone merge inner joins union and ifs


select if s.guest=0 then u.uid, u.uname, u.level elseif s.guest=1 then s.searchbot from _users as u, _sessions as s
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:12:04 AM   
MellowHype
 

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Always wanted to be part of a union and ifs
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:13:13 AM   
scotteo
 

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MYSQL is good.... better than null nuke
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:14:11 AM   
Domino
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Hannah Egan from Bath is better
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:18:00 AM   
sandmanJO3
 

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SELECT * FROM your_mum
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:20:07 AM   
barrymate
 

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mysql in from the 1980s, null nuke if 10 years in the phuture, mysql functions are all the same if/case/etc all do just the 1 column. its always easier to do multi queries and merge arrays and its always faster then 1 big mysql query

have aload of switches and if and sub queries, shit takes 5 mins
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:24:21 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Domino

Hannah Egan from Bath is better


hannah egan a minger that kinda looks like paige on babestation, hannah egan has a big fat ass and even shitter smaller titties, and wears 100k of makeup that make her look like a twat, and just an artificial geisha mask floating about in a pub

and she been wearing the same cloathes for 13/4years
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:26:16 AM   
3rd degree
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My SQL is better than your SQL.
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:31:10 AM   
barrymate
 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: S.A.S

quote:

ORIGINAL: Domino

Hannah Egan from Bath is better


hannah egan a minger that kinda looks like paige on babestation, hannah egan has a big fat ass and even shitter smaller titties, and wears 100k of makeup that make her look like a twat, and just an artificial geisha mask floating about in a pub

and she been wearing the same cloathes for 13/4years


except now is is 2 or 3 stone heavier and has a face like rosanne barr

she and her merry men that share her are the original pyro chat fuck tards who sat there 24/7 typing the same few lines

her brother and his boyfriends took over along with jackey day and ramjack faggot kids, and the rest of the pussy asses who think they gangsta in snow hill who all share scum bitch tara and her big hairy chav pussy

< Message edited by barrymate -- 3/4/2012 11:34:15 AM >
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:34:22 AM   
oSASo
 

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still in cathcart house with all the other chicken shit fuxx0rs of snowhill and pussies of the place, with the pussy ass deli in no10 and his 1 rythme n bitches from londan
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:37:01 AM   
barrymate
 

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no 10, 4, 18, 14, maybe 17
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:40:15 AM   
barrymate
 

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so much breeze is like a hurrican inside
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:40:36 AM   
oSASo
 

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word. all the fags with chav whore hannah egan, and her fat fuck brother thinkin he is gangsta cuz he got some hair on his balls and got into dnb
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:41:39 AM   
Domino
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quote:

ORIGINAL: S.A.S

word. all the fags with chav whore hannah egan, and her fat fuck brother thinkin he is gangsta cuz he got some hair on his balls and got into dnb


The stupid cum sipper.
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:45:12 AM   
barrymate
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGTT5VJvHt4
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:57:57 AM   
oSASo
 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: barrymate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGTT5VJvHt4


shit your pants hearin that in a club, while drinkin n smoking and being a warhorse
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 11:59:24 AM   
barrymate
 

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word, 5x harder then dnb, way to ghetto for cdj`s and hiphop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfTOIVe_qWc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc9Bb0lP-dg
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 12:02:20 PM   
oSASo
 

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i start a station it would be the world biggest and most gheto 24/7 fux0r, doing what shoutcast and icecast are all used for, worldwide DJs in their flats n bedrooms connecting and doing theyre show using the DSP winamp plugin, to upload live stream from they desktop sound card, to the shoutcast server, all you connect to from the website .pls file and listen to
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 12:09:24 PM   
barrymate
 

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word, just install null nuke on a dedicated box, upload shoutcast 2 DNAS and transcoder tot he ./streams/ folder and setup your server and station, with winamp dsp plugin login linked to websites user accounts


full manager and auto generation of schedule is null nuke,easier if you box is running windows server, you can just click install as service in the menu to install shoutcast DNAS and transcoder,. linux needs some code and a symlink

you can put the servers in any folder for security, just set the folder path when setting up a server in shoutcast 2 administration module

< Message edited by barrymate -- 3/4/2012 12:11:45 PM >
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 12:12:54 PM   
oSASo
 

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if your just a bunch of nancies like pyro runnin a station for the masses and all other dnb and tekno stations, on demand, virtual DSP when no live show is on, is needed
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 12:19:56 PM   
barrymate
 

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the shoutcast 2 transcoder manages the shoutcast 2 DNAS stream which user listen too, the trascoder connects to the DNAS and maintains the schedule, and allows live source to connect via winamp DSP pluggin is time slot is on the transcoder schedule


you dont have to do anything its all automated, if a bedroom dj is too wrecked and dont connect to do there show, the transcoder will just carry on playing the playlist, just have to set the dj priority higher then the playlist, overlapping schedule slots wont show on null nukes generated public schedule

transcoder priority :

normal playlists of archived shows and mixed cds = 3
dj shows = 2
advert and jingle playlist = 1

< Message edited by barrymate -- 3/4/2012 12:21:09 PM >
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 12:22:55 PM   
sandmanJO3
 

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S.A.S speaks the native tongue fluently.
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 12:29:35 PM   
oSASo
 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sandmanJO3

S.A.S speaks the native tongue fluently.


my brain is perfectly dark n pagan, master mindin the 400 IQ and demonic power of a whiteman. you would shit oyur pants being as inteligent and logical as me.

the anti fuckin christ, run like a server, cold bottle of lager in a 3c room, and im good to go
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RE: mysql sucks - 3/4/2012 12:29:57 PM   
barrymate
 

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advert/jingle playlist wont show up on null nuke public schedule either


its all done for you when adding a new schedule event to the trancoder manager

any change to the schedule, then the transcoder needs to be stopped and restarted so the calandar xml gets generated and used

< Message edited by barrymate -- 3/4/2012 12:32:36 PM >
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