Would you, for all the wealth and happiness in the world, to basically have the power of a god and eternal life, would you accept this life, if the one downer is you had to have a massive flaccid penis hanging from your forehead, for the rest of eternity, and you could not remove it, ever.
Having to sit quietly and not move while watching your sister getting violently gang raped with no lube in all orifices by 10 guys with 12" cocks and having to deal with all the rehabilitation period afterwards OR having to take one of your old man's leg off with a machete in one clean hack just above the knee?
Having to sit quietly and not move while watching your sister getting violently gang raped with no lube in all orifices by 10 guys with 12" cocks and having to deal with all the rehabilitation period afterwards OR having to take one of your old man's leg off with a machete in one clean hack just above the knee?
I'll elaborate a little if I may. You can either run a marathon tomorrow with no training or snog a dog today with no training. It can be any marathon, running with whoever you like and water is available along the way. You'll also be provided with some top of the range running shoes. The dog is a fat, old great dane with rancid dog breath and you have to passionately kiss it with tongues for a minimum of 30 seconds.
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get sucked off by him 5 times. however he's really slow, he keeps stopping to eat some dirty food out of a bin, rubs his filthy hands in his matted hair and then gets going again. all thewhile looking you directly in the eye
Would you rather do the commute back from your office butt naked or fully clothed but you have to have a wank on the train.
Latter, Id make sure the train I got had a toilet.
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ORIGINAL: technique1210
Would you, for all the wealth and happiness in the world, to basically have the power of a god and eternal life, would you accept this life, if the one downer is you had to have a massive flaccid penis hanging from your forehead, for the rest of eternity, and you could not remove it, ever.
I get happiness from the knowledge that I do not have a massive flaccid penis hanging from my forehead, therefore if I have all the happiness in the world I cannot possibly have the penis.
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Having to sit quietly and not move while watching your sister getting violently gang raped with no lube in all orifices by 10 guys with 12" cocks and having to deal with all the rehabilitation period afterwards OR having to take one of your old man's leg off with a machete in one clean hack just above the knee?
Former, no siblings.
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ORIGINAL: ramraider
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ORIGINAL: ramraider
would you rather suck off a tramp
or
get sucked off by him 5 times. however he's really slow, he keeps stopping to eat some dirty food out of a bin, rubs his filthy hands in his matted hair and then gets going again. all thewhile looking you directly in the eye
Would you rather have your dad brutally fuck you up the arse whilst your mum bites your cock off and your best friend sticks as many pins as possible into your eyes. Also, while all this is happening, you are munching on a recently deceased relatives corpse (You have to eat the whole thing except the bones) and you have a pipe jammed up each nostril which connects you to the business end of a pair of skunks. All this takes place in a bath filled with spiders and everybody who knew you from school is gathered around watching it.
OR
Listen to a tune by Skrillex?
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RE: Post "You have to choose" questions - 
Pretend I've got a slug in my mouth. Hardly a difficult choice is it?
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