Thanks Snakey you wouldn't believe it apart from the soundtrack the birth was fucking intense as you can imagine... too quick for painkillers too!
Oy vey
At one point the midwife fucked up and didn't clamp the cord properly, just witnessed the most violent birth and a load of blood just went everywhere, there was a Banksy-style stencil where the Midwife had been... I could only laugh, it was all I could do
@ Kola, he said that he reckons you were better back in the day tho
Thanks Snakey you wouldn't believe it apart from the soundtrack the birth was fucking intense as you can imagine... too quick for painkillers too!
Oy vey
At one point the midwife fucked up and didn't clamp the cord properly, just witnessed the most violent birth and a load of blood just went everywhere, there was a Banksy-style stencil where the Midwife had been... I could only laugh, it was all I could do
@ Kola, he said that he reckons you were better back in the day tho
my mate always comes out with these as well, he lurks this forum too sometimes.
here's a good one he says. Would you rather be given £5,000 or have the chance to give a friend £25,000 but you can't ever recieve as much as a penny from ther money you give your friend
my mate always comes out with these as well, he lurks this forum too sometimes.
here's a good one he says. Would you rather be given £5,000 or have the chance to give a friend £25,000 but you can't ever recieve as much as a penny from ther money you give your friend
So he can't even buy me a beer or a pizza? What a selfish cunt.
my mate always comes out with these as well, he lurks this forum too sometimes.
here's a good one he says. Would you rather be given £5,000 or have the chance to give a friend £25,000 but you can't ever recieve as much as a penny from ther money you give your friend
Tell your mate he is too nice for his own good and that is not a dilemma.
my mate always comes out with these as well, he lurks this forum too sometimes.
here's a good one he says. Would you rather be given £5,000 or have the chance to give a friend £25,000 but you can't ever recieve as much as a penny from ther money you give your friend
Would the friend know i'd jipped him out of 25k?
I could deal with my own sense of selfishness and pocket the 5 grand, if the world knew i'd cunted off a mate it might be different.
I'm surprised people would snip off the nipple. a banjo string can snap under natural conditions, i constantly live in fear of mine going. a controlled slicing could actually do you some good.
ORIGINAL: Syhr a banjo string can snap under natural conditions,
Don't get me wrong, snapping your banjo string does sting a bit but I swear taking the end of your nipple off with a pair of nail clippers would be far worse.
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