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Daniel Snakeman
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 21:05:19 (permalink)
she has goon blood flowing through her veins though

the next one is a boy
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Artical Don
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 21:16:20 (permalink)
My daughter turns 4 next week. Kids are great.
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 21:30:28 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: CCourt

I just gave birth.


Then 'your birth' causes you to have 32 stitches then you can come back and talk about giving birth

Taking a large dump just ain't in the same league lol

There are an awful lot of forum users kids birthdays next week
post edited by frizzyd - 2011/10/19 21:31:44
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 21:32:01 (permalink)
Just because you are a vagina, doesn't mean you've been through childbirth Frizz.
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 21:34:28 (permalink)
My girlfriend is due with our first in January and I already can't wait.

It's amazing how much I can care and love something that I've never even seen
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 21:36:50 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: CCourt

Just because you are a vagina, doesn't mean you've been through childbirth Frizz.


I beg to differ, when you've seen claret squirt out of your wife's hole at the Doctor's head, you've been through child birth
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 21:45:15 (permalink)
How long before her axe wound recovered?
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 21:46:44 (permalink)
have a 2 year old girl and and an 8 week boy

you won't belive how long it takes to do anything now. even with 2 of us at the weekend can take nearly 3 hours to leave the house after getting up.


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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 23:29:35 (permalink)
All the little female versions of forumites!

I don't know what gender the next one will be but I think three women is going to put me in the ground early


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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 23:36:53 (permalink)
My daughter is 10, I'm not posting a pic on here though. I'm far too hated by the mongs.
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 23:40:36 (permalink)
I can honestly say the best bit of the day for me is getting through the door from work and getting a big hug off my kid. Then I march straight into another room and shut the door in her face while I frantically inhale THC vapours


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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 23:50:06 (permalink)
ha!
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 23:51:03 (permalink)
Lol

I want kids,just not yet. Im 30 in a couple of weeks so shouldnt wait too much longer. Id love a little girl
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/19 23:58:23 (permalink)
have got 2 boys, 12 and 5. and no, i don't touch them frizzy/razor/stimpy. i wont be posting any pics as i'm too hated by the forum mongs.

@OP
i think it's easier with the 2nd. it's like anything, practice makes perfect, so with 7 years of practice with the first one, the 2nd was a doddle. and that's with the 2nd being more work too. every second's been worth it though.
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 00:03:20 (permalink)
Respect to all the proud dads in this thread- really heartwarming to read.

We're expecting our first next year. I'm at the half way point this week and it's bloody brilliant feeling the little thing doing lots of wiggling and kicking about. One of the nicest things is that it seems to always go a bit bananas and start kicking me when I see the hubby after being at work all day- not sure if it recognises his voice or picks up on me being happy.

Can't wait to be a parent.

ORIGINAL: Capitol P..

I want kids,just not yet. Im 30 in a couple of weeks so shouldnt wait too much longer. Id love a little girl


Luckily for you it's not massively important what age you are- women's fertility really starts dropping by the time she's 35.
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 00:03:48 (permalink)
I have 2 girls, Niamh will turn 3 in December and Grace is 5 months old today.

I couldn't imagine life now without my girls (that includes my wife), they literally are the best thing ever
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 00:12:58 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: lostcode

Respect to all the proud dads in this thread- really heartwarming to read.

We're expecting our first next year. I'm at the half way point this week and it's bloody brilliant feeling the little thing doing lots of wiggling and kicking about. One of the nicest things is that it seems to always go a bit bananas and start kicking me when I see the hubby after being at work all day- not sure if it recognises his voice or picks up on me being happy.

Can't wait to be a parent.

ORIGINAL: Capitol P..

I want kids,just not yet. Im 30 in a couple of weeks so shouldnt wait too much longer. Id love a little girl


Luckily for you it's not massively important what age you are- women's fertility really starts dropping by the time she's 35.

Thats a relief. My girl is a bit younger than me too so we are all good. I dont want to leave it too long tho,I dont want to be an old dad..
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RUSSELL CLARTY
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 00:25:26 (permalink)
OLD DAD


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Capitol P..
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 00:37:53 (permalink)
BALD DAD
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 00:58:11 (permalink)
Got until March to get the whole dad thing worked out. Considering I can barely feed myself without dropping food everywhere, get grumpy when I'm tired/hungry and spend a decent proportion of my life shitting and crying (sometimes simultaneously), I'm hoping the kid sees me as a kindered spirit.

Mods, I'm giving you advance permission to delete my account if I ever, ever, refer to my firstborn as 'little Noc'.
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 01:03:18 (permalink)
I will refer to ur 1st born as Mini Noc.
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 01:14:27 (permalink)
Ive not had a car or worked longer than 3 months at a go and im 27  ///

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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 01:59:11 (permalink)
remember posting on here the day i became a dad, kane was 4 a couple of weeks ago. There is absolute fuck all in the world that comes remotely close to being a dad. LOVE IT
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 02:08:17 (permalink)
dillinja - hard noize

show me your screw face son

post edited by LENNY DD - 2013/01/18 01:36:51
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 07:31:15 (permalink)
Is he bunning a snout Lenny?


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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 08:37:42 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Majik

Is he bunning a snout Lenny?


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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 09:11:22 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: CCourt

How long before her axe wound recovered?


About 6 weeks....

ORIGINAL: STIMPY

My daughter is 10, I'm not posting a pic on here though. I'm far too hated by the mongs.


I never knew you were a Dad stimps

ORIGINAL: Noc
Mods, I'm giving you advance permission to delete my account if I ever, ever, refer to my firstborn as 'little Noc'.


Up your bum you german In fairness I didn't originally come up with that name, think it was Snakey, I have however continued it.


ORIGINAL: Jungle Dave

I can honestly say the best bit of the day for me is getting through the door from work and getting a big hug off my kid. Then I march straight into another room and shut the door in her face while I frantically inhale THC vapours


I agree 100% with this, although I don't inhale any THC vapours until about 10pm these days
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 09:23:32 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: LENNY DD

dillinja - hard noize

show me your screw face son




My 2 year old boy reps that potato head T

My second was born on sunday, a girl this time. Kids are fucking hard work but so rewarding.

Calling it a day at 2 and thinking about the snip anyone else gone through with it and shoots blanks now?
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Daniel Snakeman
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 09:24:18 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: lostcode

Respect to all the proud dads in this thread- really heartwarming to read.

We're expecting our first next year. I'm at the half way point this week and it's bloody brilliant feeling the little thing doing lots of wiggling and kicking about. One of the nicest things is that it seems to always go a bit bananas and start kicking me when I see the hubby after being at work all day- not sure if it recognises his voice or picks up on me being happy.

Can't wait to be a parent.

ORIGINAL: Capitol P..

I want kids,just not yet. Im 30 in a couple of weeks so shouldnt wait too much longer. Id love a little girl


Luckily for you it's not massively important what age you are- women's fertility really starts dropping by the time she's 35.



ours does this aswell

and he goes absolutely loopy when his big sister starts singing to him.
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RE: The Dad Thread 2011/10/20 09:33:54 (permalink)
wow loads of people expecting early december

ours is due december 7th, so far he's done very well in excusing me from office christmas parties and people's birthdays
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