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Re: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/06/22 10:07:14 (permalink)
Nude Sunbather Injured in Townsville After Eagle Mistakes His Testicle for Turtles Eggs
http://www.foreignjournal.com/nude-sunbather-injured-townsville-eagle-mistakes-testicles-turtle-eggs/
 
H. H. Holmes
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Re: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/06/22 10:20:34 (permalink)
Jesus lol
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Re: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/06/22 10:59:33 (permalink)
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/804623.shtml
 
Chinese ghostbuster arrested for exorcising woman's haunted vagina with his penis.
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Re: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/06/22 11:00:33 (permalink)
ooh thats gotta hurt
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And I cant find the relevant bart gif for such a sentence. :( 
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/06/26 06:54:02 (permalink)
waitress caught putting hot dog up her vagina
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/06/27 18:57:25 (permalink)
Morrisinghs formally known as Singhsburys

https://www.google.co.uk/...ainsburys-legal-threat
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/22 08:56:20 (permalink)
In her victim-impact statement, Ms Garrihy said that, before assaulting her in the pub, Ms Donovan told her she was “a whore’s bastard”.
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/22 09:57:31 (permalink)
i don't even know where to start with this lol
 
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/white-glamour-model-size-32s-11217500
OEM
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/22 11:51:56 (permalink)
Link is broke.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/white-glamour-model-size-32s-11217500

She continued: "I am black. That is my race. I can't wait to go to Africa because I hear the food is tasty.



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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/22 13:42:05 (permalink)
 
Teenagers infected with rabies after gang-raping a donkey

 
A GROUP of teenagers have been treated for rabies after they gang-raped a donkey.

By REBECCA PERRING
 
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/842301/Rabies-gang-rape-donkey-teenagers-Morocco

 
Teenagers reportedly gang-raped a donkey

Fifteen boys, aged seven to 15, spent a week in a Moroccan hospital after catching the highly-contagious disease from the animal. 

The actual number of infected children is feared to be higher as many families took their children to be treated at hospitals outside of Sidi Al Kamel to avoid embarrassment. 

Police are now appealing to anyone else who “approached” or “admired” the donkey in order to stop the spread of disease. 

The innocent donkey has now been put down on the orders of police to limit the further spread of disease.

The boys stayed at Mechraa Belksiri Hospital for a week to receive a rabies vaccination. 

They were mocked throughout the small town in the north-western region of Gharb-Chrarda-Béni Hssen following the incident.

Parents in the small town are said to be having their children vaccinated in case they approached the donkey.

The children were in hospital for a week
Rabies is usually caught from the bite or scratch of an infected animal. 

The viral disease causes inflammation of the brain in humans and animals and early symptoms include fever and tingling at the site of exposure. 

It is found across the world, particularly in Asia, Africa and Central and South America.


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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/22 13:43:45 (permalink)
"Glamour model"
 

fonik
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/22 13:46:10 (permalink)
grim, she is obviously mentally ill. who the fuck performs all these surgeries on her? should be struck off
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/22 14:22:46 (permalink)
Credit where credits due, she'll be cashing government cheques the rest of her life 
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/22 14:50:22 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Majik 2017/09/22 14:58:09
gavinx
i don't even know where to start with this lol
 
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/white-glamour-model-size-32s-11217500




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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/24 15:32:44 (permalink)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-41377956
 
I took a trip years ago and walked up a mountain in the lakes and couldnt get back down. Had to sit and wait for hours for my eyes to work again and then inch back down the mountain in the dark
dotarr
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/24 15:45:50 (permalink)
If they were tripping their nuts off that'd be fine, but calling out for weed is pathetic.
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/09/26 22:06:14 (permalink)
http://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/rare-opportunity-work-nottinghams-oldest-529107
 
Rare opportunity to work in Nottingham's oldest sex shop
 

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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/10/12 18:04:42 (permalink)
obviously could have been a bit glum.
https://www.theguardian.c...fish-jumps-down-throat
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/10/12 18:12:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby JUDGEDREDD 2017/10/13 17:35:21
simon.r
http://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/rare-opportunity-work-nottinghams-oldest-529107
 
Rare opportunity to work in Nottingham's oldest sex shop
 



Ross kemp has let himself go
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Re: RE: Post amusing headlines/news stories 2017/11/15 23:03:41 (permalink)

 
https://news.sky.com/stor...istmas-advert-11127675
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