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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 15:19:49 (permalink)
Twenty Luftwaffe pressups
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 15:33:03 (permalink)
Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you?
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 16:00:09 (permalink)
'Get the Ambulance'
 
'We havent got an Ambulance'


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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 16:02:39 (permalink)
You'll have to carry me to the toilet. Hoorgh! You'll see my knob!
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 16:33:54 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: S.lips

Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you?

 
quite the opposite actually
 
what, you sucked water in through your eyes?
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 18:38:38 (permalink)
Still talking bollocks? That's my twat
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 18:47:03 (permalink)
How do you know these things?
I'm Death.
Sorry, HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 19:01:57 (permalink)
-i dont even know what gas is mate, what IS gas?
-alright alright dont push it


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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 19:07:29 (permalink)
I had to sell a kidney to buy this lot.
Well, they didn't want mine.
Well, they're not much good pickled are they! Mind you, Sarsons showed some interest.
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/02 02:15:35 (permalink)
Eddie: We haven't got any vodka and we haven't got any martini.
Richie: Oh. Well what have we got?
Eddie: We've got... a wee drop of Pernod and half a bottle of ouzo.
Richie: Well that'll do nicely! And don't forget to put a bit of salt around the rim.
Eddie: I beg your pardon?
Richie: Oh come on Eddie, I know what I'm talking about. Everybody in Hollywood does it.
Eddie: I think I'll just put a bit of salt round the edge of the glass, if it's all the same to you.
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/02 02:30:42 (permalink)
Richie: Pfft, hahaha. It's not very likely, is it Eddie. [holds up a sausage] And this, this is also a bishop, you say.
Eddie: Yes.
Richie: And he bends sideways.
Eddie: Correct.
Richie: Well, there's no surprise there. Wonder what the Church is coming to these days. Right, let me get this sorted out. Now the bent vicar stands next to the queen. [holds up cactus with crown] And the queen goes in every direction.
Eddie: That's right.
Richie: And they let children play this, you say? I mean, it's pretty strong stuff, isn't it Eddie? You know, knights taking prawns, and apparently if a prawn goes all the way he turns into a queen!

LOL

got all 3 series on my ps3, timeless stuff
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/02 02:51:35 (permalink)
the sex shop scene is too funny
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/02 02:59:05 (permalink)
Richie: Well, you look around any modern gym, Eddie, what do you see?

Eddie: Well, loads of birds with those funny underpants that go right up
their cracks.

Richie: No,

Eddie: They go right up.

Richie: Yes...

Eddie: Go rrrright up.

Richie: Yes, yes. Yes that's lovely, Eddie, that's lovely...
But, eh, what else do you see?

Eddie: I don't see anything else, mate. Not until the police arrive and
prize me off the window. I got a good thirty minutes out of that last
tube of super glue.

[Mime his face and hands stuck to a window pane]
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/02 03:06:02 (permalink)
Dring... Dring dring... Dring.. H-Hello... Look who is this? Just don't hurt the kid, OK? (Eddie... Eddie. It's him again. He's got Janey. Switch on the tape recorder.)
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/02 03:18:33 (permalink)
Just read this on wiki


The theme music was provided by a band of which Edmondson was a member, The Bum Notes and is a cover of B.B. King's 'B.B. Blues'

Interesting
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/02 08:55:54 (permalink)
so many tunes sound like the theme its unbelievable, that riff is the basis of alot of blues songs. anyone seen the live tour where eddie plays the guitar at the end the "take of your pants song" weapons grade y fronts i think

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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/02 08:57:42 (permalink)


British comedy at its best
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Kola Nut
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/03 23:38:10 (permalink)
Give in, give in to your cravings.
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/04 01:38:07 (permalink)
Eddie: Hang on, hang on hang on hang on. I've got your real present
here.
Richie:It's a piece of paper. It is a small piece of paper.
Eddie: Read it.
Richie:"Madame Swish, three-thirty." Oh! Eddie! You haven't? Oh,
what a pal you are. "Madame Swish". Ooh-err! Hohh, God, at
last I'm really going to do it. And on my birthday as well!
Ohhhggh, I wonder what she's like?
Eddie: She's a dead cert mate, a real stayer.
Richie:Really?
Eddie: Yeah, she'll come first.
Richie:What, before me? Good grief, that's quick. So she'll think I'm
great! Oh, what a pal you are! And it's all paid for?
Eddie: Um, not exactly, I need a tenner.
Richie:A tenner. Right. That's quite cheap, isn't it?
Eddie: Er, well, no, in that case it's a tenner each way.
Richie:Well, how many ways are there?
Eddie: Well, you'll come first, second or third, won't you?
Richie:Well how many people are going to be there?
Eddie: Well, a few thousand.
Richie:What?
Eddie: Well it's Kempton.
Richie:Kempton? I can't get down to Kempton by three-thirty!
Eddie: You don't have to mate, it'll be on the telly!
Richie:They're going to televise it? Well what if my auntie's watching?
Eddie: Well what's illegal about betting on a horse?
Richie:A horse?
Eddie: Yeah.
Richie:Madame Swish is, is, is a horse?
Eddie: Yeah! Well what did you think it was?
Richie:Oh no, nothing, nothing. Just checking.
Eddie: I have given you a red hot tip.
Richie:I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there!
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/04 01:56:20 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Syhr

I'm great on the phone, me. "Hello?" great. "Hi!" greater.

 

 
need to watch these again, it's been at least 2 years
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/29 08:01:35 (permalink)
Hey! What about plastic surgery?
It's a cracking idea!
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/06/20 22:30:07 (permalink)
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/08/01 07:46:04 (permalink)
'Just imagine it, girls lying there, saying: ''Come on darling'' and then the men saying ''No the snookers on!'' I could be up there! filling in for him! oooo' I might even make some Money
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/08/01 07:55:31 (permalink)
'How dare you, I know a bird when I see one' - Favourite ever line from Richie.
 
Eddie How do I look?
You use your eyeballs don't you


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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/08/18 21:52:16 (permalink)
They're just a couple of little kids. I reckon we could get a win out of this one
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/08/18 21:59:10 (permalink)
what do you mean i'm gay? i've never done it with a bloke!

well, you're not strictly heterosexual then either
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/08/20 03:21:39 (permalink)
what did medival people do before tele?

they probably had their tea didn't they...
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/08/20 15:42:56 (permalink)
Eddie: Still, at least we got the duck.
Richie: The duck?
Eddie: Yeah. It's made out of plastic!
Richie: Eddie, what in the name of Greek buggery, is the use of a plastic duck?
Eddie: It floats in the bath.
[Wobbles with the duck]
Eddie: Hello?
Richie: [Deep sigh] But why?
Eddie: It's hollow.
Richie: [Starting to loose patients] Why the duck?
Eddie: It came free with the telly.
Richie: [Almost going mad] Eddie, everything came free with the telly, we were looting! Why not get a free telly with the telly?
Eddie: Well, it'd sink in the bath!

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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/08/20 16:35:41 (permalink)
^^^ Until the other night that was my favorite episode.

Its now bottom terror..


Kid #1:Trick or treat, mister.
Eddie:What!?
Kid #2:Trick or treat you bald headed bastard!
Eddie:I'm sorry, I don't speak child; What do you mean ?
Kid #2:I mean give us some sweets! [holds out his hand]
Eddie:What kind of setup is this? I can't give you sweets, I'll get arrested!
Where's the camera?
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/08/20 16:39:38 (permalink)
what was that film where they ate each other?




deep throat wasn't it
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