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S.lips
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:15:36 (permalink)
Excuse me sir do you know that your newspaper is upside down....
Eddie: .... So are my eyes (rolls eyes round in head)
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:21:48 (permalink)
what's the matter? are you mad?
do you want some of this? do you? cos you're gonna get it you old bag!


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S.lips
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:23:58 (permalink)
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:28:41 (permalink)
Richie whilst on phone to SAS negotiator whilst they have them under seige...
 
"Hello, what kind of sandwiches do you do?.... SANDWHHHICHES!"


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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:29:31 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Illusion

Foxy stoat seeks pig


LMAO
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:37:09 (permalink)
Hello, police? I want to report a theft. Little Jonny Cartwright from down the flats. Nail that sucker. Bust his ass! I want him doing 20 to 10 in the pen. Whaddya mean no evidence? what about the god damn jaff cakes, arse wipe? well bull shit, bull shit! yeah well i'm gonna get mayor dooley...

What's the matter, are you mad?

you want some of this?


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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:41:32 (permalink)
Hurray, it's the Queen's own ketchup.
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 12:01:40 (permalink)
Hello gentlemen, sorry to have kept you waiting.. which one of you's Mr Hitler?
That'd be me.
Ooh, any relation?
Er... I've got a mother.
No, I meant Adolph Hitler
Yes! That's her!
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 12:05:41 (permalink)
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 12:26:13 (permalink)
DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE THAT LOOKS AFTER YOU?
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 12:29:22 (permalink)
tell me, do you use timotei?


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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 12:34:14 (permalink)
Did you see the floats?
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 12:34:32 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: wiseacre

tell me, do you use timotei?

lol as if he needs another line after his smashing blouses opener!
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 13:14:02 (permalink)
god you're weird! i mean you're really really weird aren't you!
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 13:20:14 (permalink)
It's not mayonnaise, it's sun tan lotion
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 13:53:28 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Syhr

Hello, police? I want to report a theft. Little Jonny Cartwright from down the flats. Nail that sucker. Bust his ass! I want him doing 20 to 10 in the pen. Whaddya mean no evidence? what about the god damn jaff cakes, arse wipe? well bull shit, bull shit! yeah well i'm gonna get mayor dooley...

What's the matter, are you mad?

you want some of this?



That's my favourite.
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:01:23 (permalink)


YOU MUST, YOU MUST, YOU MUST DRINK OUR TEA!!!
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:05:19 (permalink)
PUT THE SELLOTAPE ON THE FRIDGE
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S.lips
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:07:59 (permalink)
I said Brick!......Not Penis!

Needs his face on this one though.

as said its very hard to convey the comedy without the delivery
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:20:23 (permalink)
In the burglarly episode, the look Richie has on his face when Eddie comes home late at the beggining, Richie is ironing and stares at him as he come through the door

"and what time do you call this"

but it's all about the look on his face, fucking incredible
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:29:27 (permalink)
has anyone read Rik Mayall's autobiography? in the obligatory glossy print photos in the middle, most of them are captioned something like "me, being great".


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S.lips
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:32:59 (permalink)




Marvelous banter eddie i am bereft of ribs
post edited by S.lips - 2011/04/01 14:34:57
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:34:12 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Syhr

has anyone read Rik Mayall's autobiography? in the obligatory glossy print photos in the middle, most of them are captioned something like "me, being great".



Bigger than Hitler - better than Christ

Been meaning to get this, gona order now actually.


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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:36:41 (permalink)
grrr, great days!
no they weren't.
well, you've got to say that haven't you. go on..
grr, great days


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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:39:05 (permalink)
Hello, my name's Richard, I'm thirteen and a half stone, and, ah, what about you, er, Spender?"
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 14:48:12 (permalink)
Trousers off, birds! It's the Hammersmith hard men
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 15:05:48 (permalink)
"Everyone's seen Eddie's nob impressions. Big Ben. Zulu's Dawn. Churchill looking startled!"
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S.lips
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 15:08:33 (permalink)
thats what i call safe sex.

That's not what the police called it. They called it incitement to
riot.
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 15:14:50 (permalink)
Madame Swish is a ........ horse?!?!
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RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 15:18:34 (permalink)
lol
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