Hot!Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days,

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S.lips
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2011/03/31 18:49:23 (permalink)

Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days,

don't you find? Don't know where you're gonna end up. Start off in Berkshire, end up in....Twatshire.
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    olliemad
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 18:57:20 (permalink)
    hahahaha. cheers for that. putting some on the download now! man i miss Bottom
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    S.lips
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 19:02:17 (permalink)


    from my favorite one.

    They're the Queen's jugs.
    A. The Queen doesn't have jugs, she's royalty! B. If she did, she certainly wouldn't get 'em out on the back of a fiver, she'd save 'em up for the fifty!
    If you have a look at my fifty, you may find it a bit more risque.
    [Richie glances at it and winces]
    Eddie, that's tantamount to treason!... She's got three knockers!
    No, that's Bobby Charlton in the middle.
    Are you insane? You couldn't buy these under the counter in Hamburg!
    That's the point, mate. The barkeeper will be so mesmerised by the classy erotica, I'll have had ten pints by the time he realises how crap the squiggly lines are!
    post edited by S.lips - 2011/03/31 19:03:53
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    S.lips
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 20:10:37 (permalink)
    Fish 4 letters now begins with X?
    X? mm, Xylophone, Xylophone fish!
    Both : Nah it would sink wouldn't it!
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    MykMallett
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 20:13:57 (permalink)
    I cant see you obviously, but I'm sure you've all got SMASHING blouses on
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    shroomy
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 20:17:29 (permalink)
    Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr... and you're all wearing crowns! And I'm a virgin!
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    Illusion
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 20:21:07 (permalink)
    Foxy stoat seeks pig
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    S.lips
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 20:25:30 (permalink)


    Oh, hold your horses, Richie, don't panic. Because -- brr-dd-d-
    d-d-dbr-d-d-d-d-d-ddd -- vodka margarine!

    That's brilliant Eddie. Are you sure it's flammable?

    Well, I anticipated your concerns, so I spiced it up with a
    couple of cans of hairspray.
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    Bladerunner
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 20:28:48 (permalink)
    pernod oozo marmalade and salt.

    what shall we callit ?

    The Esther Rantzen, because it pulls ya gums back over ya teeth.
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    Law
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 21:03:58 (permalink)
    If I died, I want to come back as a giraffe.

    So I'd have my head above the trees so I can stay on the lookout for any supermodels taking topless helicopter lessons
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    MykMallett
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 21:09:20 (permalink)
    Why have my trousers fallen down?
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    S.lips
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 21:11:28 (permalink)
    No they haven't there up i can seee there up.

    Oh i see you point...
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    MykMallett
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 21:23:04 (permalink)
    Look Buster, you're just a door. I'm Rik FUCKING Mayall
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    S.lips
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 21:30:50 (permalink)



    Don't you eveer yearn for change
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    Goodone
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 22:08:52 (permalink)


    Too many to mention - can't do em justice writing them down without rick mayalls delivery
     
    Edit Well thats it, I might just as well top myself... and then top myself and top myself and top myself... untill Im dead. Now where are the tissssues 
    post edited by Goodone - 2011/03/31 22:10:58
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    Serum
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/03/31 22:50:49 (permalink)
    And they say Toulouse Lautrec used to drink this? It's no wonder his legs fell off and all his paintings were shit
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    chorley
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 00:21:23 (permalink)
    is the answer.. Daffodils?
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    olliemad
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 02:04:32 (permalink)
    You hear that Eddie? A bientot! grrrrrrrrrr
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    WombRaider
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 03:05:21 (permalink)
    'ripped condom'
    'oh it must be for people that want to get pregnant'

    Come back to my house and I'll cure u @ lesbians
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    SenorSplooogle
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 04:55:16 (permalink)
    Eddie... Eddieeeeee... I think there's something outside...
    Well of course there's something outside Richie, you can't expect the universe and all it's contents to be contained within the confines of this small garden tent.



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    Whitey
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 05:44:17 (permalink)
    Do you want some of this? Do you? Cos you're gonna get it you old git. You're gonna get a right load of this right up your bracket.
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    SenorSplooogle
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 06:02:10 (permalink)
    Eddie, how do I look?
    Er, you use you eyes.
    right, yes, eyes, eyes.


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    sectionate
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 06:53:18 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: SenorSplooogle

    Eddie... Eddieeeeee... I think there's something outside...
    Well of course there's something outside Richie, you can't expect the universe and all it's contents to be contained within the confines of this small garden tent.


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    Bladerunner
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 10:30:57 (permalink)
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    S.lips
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 10:34:13 (permalink)
    You're trying to send me mad, aren't you? You're trying to send me round the twist. You're trying to make me lose the plot.

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    The Waco Kid
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 10:53:27 (permalink)
    I'm great on the phone, me. "Hello?" great. "Hi!" greater.


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    S.lips
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 10:58:42 (permalink)
    lol.

    Hello Mr bastard? That was abit of luck i dont know what the fuck i dialed.
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    wiseacre
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:05:02 (permalink)


     I must say, I expected a lot more from "The Furry Honeypot Adventure".




    ORIGINAL: Syhr

    I'm great on the phone, me. "Hello?" great. "Hi!" greater.


    lmao, that whole bit is amazing. when he falls on the organ.

    edit: here it is
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOxRKtIXArA
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    S.lips
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:07:49 (permalink)
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    wiseacre
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    RE: Bloody fox hunts go on forever these days, 2011/04/01 11:15:23 (permalink)
    happy birthday from all the lads on the ark royal!


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