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Simply Egg
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/16 17:02:28 (permalink)
Wok > subway
Whiskey_Bill
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/16 17:21:58 (permalink)
I used to manage a wok box (whitewashed chinese/indian fusion). I once made a perfect pad thai that was so authentic that the guy said it tasted like the food he ate in SE asia but better. He liked it so much that he came back next weekend during a smash rush ($1500 in 2 hours is a lot for 2 people) and made a disappointing rendition of pad thai for both him and his asian companion. I knew it was edible but not the best so I came out to talk to them and apologized and took one of the orders off his bill.
It was right on the main nightclub strip so once I took a drunk girl there after close and made us some food and then sloppily cleaned up. I nearly got fired but what saved me was my boss had told me a few weeks earlier that I could bring chicks there after hours but only if it got me laid. I showed him her picture and regaled him with some drunken sex story and all was square in the box.
I did get canned for showing up two minutes late a couple months later but got severance out of him because he never formally wrote me up for timeliness.
 
Martin Yan is a G, hilarious and informative.
Simply Egg
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/16 20:15:56 (permalink)
Great stuff pal
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/16 20:25:19 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby dazdsb 2017/05/17 10:49:54
Take your life
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/16 20:34:54 (permalink)
Whiskey_Bill
I used to manage a wok box (whitewashed chinese/indian fusion). I once made a perfect pad thai that was so authentic that the guy said it tasted like the food he ate in SE asia but better. He liked it so much that he came back next weekend during a smash rush ($1500 in 2 hours is a lot for 2 people) and made a disappointing rendition of pad thai for both him and his asian companion. I knew it was edible but not the best so I came out to talk to them and apologized and took one of the orders off his bill.
It was right on the main nightclub strip so once I took a drunk girl there after close and made us some food and then sloppily cleaned up. I nearly got fired but what saved me was my boss had told me a few weeks earlier that I could bring chicks there after hours but only if it got me laid. I showed him her picture and regaled him with some drunken sex story and all was square in the box.
I did get canned for showing up two minutes late a couple months later but got severance out of him because he never formally wrote me up for timeliness.
 
Martin Yan is a G, hilarious and informative.




You would make a great rug. Hang yourself then lie on my floor. 
 
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Cherno Samba
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/16 20:43:51 (permalink)
Whiskey_Bill
I used to manage a wok box (whitewashed chinese/indian fusion). I once made a perfect pad thai that was so authentic that the guy said it tasted like the food he ate in SE asia but better. He liked it so much that he came back next weekend during a smash rush ($1500 in 2 hours is a lot for 2 people) and made a disappointing rendition of pad thai for both him and his asian companion. I knew it was edible but not the best so I came out to talk to them and apologized and took one of the orders off his bill.
It was right on the main nightclub strip so once I took a drunk girl there after close and made us some food and then sloppily cleaned up. I nearly got fired but what saved me was my boss had told me a few weeks earlier that I could bring chicks there after hours but only if it got me laid. I showed him her picture and regaled him with some drunken sex story and all was square in the box.
I did get canned for showing up two minutes late a couple months later but got severance out of him because he never formally wrote me up for timeliness.
 
Martin Yan is a G, hilarious and informative.




Excellent career trajectory there mate
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/16 22:21:00 (permalink)
DJaySwitch
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/16 22:22:57 (permalink)
What a wanker. That is all.



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KNUCKLES
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/17 10:47:46 (permalink)
i remember man like sprout-ee lolol, is that who whiskey bill is?
 
i have been MIA for about 6 years so I'm not up to date regarding the usual forum sphincters

Whagwan
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/17 12:59:45 (permalink)
Sprout-ee is now MaxPower.
 
Whiskey-Bilge is a recent member, a Canadian alt-right Trump-licker with a line in shit racism and word salad.
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/17 13:55:00 (permalink)


Bruce Bogtrotter
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/18 07:49:11 (permalink)
If any of you scumbags venture my way, book a table at The Warren in Tunbridge Wells. The best meal i've had in years.
 
@ Joey Gunz... This used to be Signor Franco. Owner died a few years ago but the new owners have smashed it.


Joey Gunz
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/18 10:49:05 (permalink)
Will get down with the mrs at some point then mate, cheers for that.
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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/18 10:49:57 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Joey Gunz 2017/05/18 11:07:35
Joey Gunz
Will get down with the mrs at some point then mate, cheers for that.




Hollar when you do and will meet you for a few jars. 


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Re: Joey Gunz Vs Food 2017/05/21 09:37:15 (permalink)
Impulsively purchased a bag of scotch bonnets with no idea how to make use of them.

Whipped them up into passata, cinnamon, paprika, touch of smoke flavour, sugar, salt with cooked down onions and coriander added at the end.

Surprisingly tasty tbh. The chilli creeps up on you a bit lol. Very grim and pungent gases emanating from my bum hole this morning.
post edited by OEM - 2017/05/21 09:39:48


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