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dibidibbidibi
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2017/01/13 12:12:20 (permalink)

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Original Nuttah
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2017/01/18 13:08:02 (permalink)
Since I've stopped dressing up as one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I've really come out of my shell.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/01/21 20:51:27 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Johnny Quest 2017/02/01 15:52:47
I split up with my girlfriend because of her obsession with counting.


I wonder what she's up to now.

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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/02/01 15:21:35 (permalink)
I auditioned for a part in a horror film today. The director said she'd give me the role of a cannibal zombie if I was interested.

 

I bit her hand off
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/02/03 22:16:59 (permalink)
What did Jimmy Savile and a tortoise have in common?

They both tried to come before the hare...
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/03/19 14:15:41 (permalink)
On holiday in Helsinki I found myself in a pool with some dull locals.

I've always wanted to swim with dull Fins.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2017/03/19 14:22:06 (permalink)
dibidibbidibi




LOL

sigs have returned
 
BRB
dotarr
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/04/01 13:50:25 (permalink)
I went for a job as a farrier, the guy asked me if I had any experience shoeing horses, I said 'no, but I've told a donkey to fuck off'.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/04/01 23:50:14 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/07 16:31:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby simon.r 2017/05/07 17:16:04
People get angry when I steal their kitchen utensils.

It's a whisk I'm willing to take.


Godfrey Tweeed
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/07 16:33:48 (permalink)
got a job playing triangle in a reggae band.

i just stand at the back and ting.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/08 10:13:34 (permalink)
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
 
 
There will be no coffin at the funeral 
Original Nuttah
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/12 14:01:37 (permalink)
A racehorse walks in to a bar with two men. The bartender says to the horse, "You can't come in, not with those trainers."
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/12 14:17:18 (permalink)
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
 
That priest is in prison now.

no
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/01 08:09:30 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Slippery Mick 2017/07/03 10:14:50
My personal trainer said I should have a protein shake every night at 11pm. That's whey past my bedtime
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/06 17:35:41 (permalink)
How do you make apple crumble?
 
Tell her that her Mum's Gwenyth Paltrow and her Dad's in Coldplay.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/11 09:34:31 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby sectionate 2017/11/07 15:37:30
Why do the Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish and Danish navy have barcodes painted on their ships?

So that when they come home to dock, they can Scandinavian.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/11 10:28:32 (permalink)
Sold my pet owl the other day...
My mate said 'Oh you twit-to-who?
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/24 09:36:29 (permalink)
I slipped over in the library today.

 

It turned out I was in the non-friction section.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/09/26 17:32:54 (permalink)
My friend has been a limo driver for 20 years & hasn't had a single customer.
 
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/09/26 17:40:32 (permalink)
What's brown and runny?
 
Usain Bolt
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/11/07 14:19:41 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Shiverman 2017/11/08 10:55:41
Last night I dreamed that I was weightless.

I was, like, 0mg.
Godfrey Tweeed
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/11/27 21:14:04 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby wiseacre 2017/12/06 15:29:48
what did starbees mum say to her bridesmaid on her wedding day?



"get off my train"
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/11/28 11:48:30 (permalink)
stroboscopic
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?

coz 7 8 9

how come 7 8 9?

cause he likes to have 3 square meals
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/12/06 11:18:49 (permalink)
What did the buffalo say to his boy when he left for school?

Bison


How many apples grew on the tree?

All of them
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/12/06 11:46:58 (permalink)
Heard a joke repeated by Bill Burr the other day:
 
Guy goes into an interview and the interviewer says 'what would you say is your biggest weakness?'
Guy says, 'My biggest weakness....I'd say I'm too honest'
The boss pipes up with a chuckle and goes 'Well I don't think that'll be a problem around -'
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK"
 
Better if you imagine him telling it.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2017/12/06 13:55:39 (permalink)

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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2017/12/06 15:16:16 (permalink)
You need to work on your delivery m8


Johnny Quest
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2017/12/06 15:24:50 (permalink)
It's probably well received on the other forums he posts on.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/02/15 22:02:19 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby S8 2018/02/15 22:18:53
what did ankle say when he hollowed out an apple?

corrrr!
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