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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2017/01/13 12:12:20 (permalink)

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Original Nuttah
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2017/01/18 13:08:02 (permalink)
Since I've stopped dressing up as one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I've really come out of my shell.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/01/21 20:51:27 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Johnny Quest 2017/02/01 15:52:47
I split up with my girlfriend because of her obsession with counting.


I wonder what she's up to now.

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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/02/01 15:21:35 (permalink)
I auditioned for a part in a horror film today. The director said she'd give me the role of a cannibal zombie if I was interested.

 

I bit her hand off
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/02/03 22:16:59 (permalink)
What did Jimmy Savile and a tortoise have in common?

They both tried to come before the hare...
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/03/19 14:15:41 (permalink)
On holiday in Helsinki I found myself in a pool with some dull locals.

I've always wanted to swim with dull Fins.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2017/03/19 14:22:06 (permalink)
dibidibbidibi




LOL

sigs have returned
 
BRB
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/04/01 13:50:25 (permalink)
I went for a job as a farrier, the guy asked me if I had any experience shoeing horses, I said 'no, but I've told a donkey to fuck off'.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/04/01 23:50:14 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/07 16:31:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby simon.r 2017/05/07 17:16:04
People get angry when I steal their kitchen utensils.

It's a whisk I'm willing to take.


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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/07 16:33:48 (permalink)
got a job playing triangle in a reggae band.

i just stand at the back and ting.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/08 10:13:34 (permalink)
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
 
 
There will be no coffin at the funeral 
Original Nuttah
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/12 14:01:37 (permalink)
A racehorse walks in to a bar with two men. The bartender says to the horse, "You can't come in, not with those trainers."
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/05/12 14:17:18 (permalink)
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
 
That priest is in prison now.

no
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/01 08:09:30 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Slippery Mick 2017/07/03 10:14:50
My personal trainer said I should have a protein shake every night at 11pm. That's whey past my bedtime
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/06 17:35:41 (permalink)
How do you make apple crumble?
 
Tell her that her Mum's Gwenyth Paltrow and her Dad's in Coldplay.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/11 09:34:31 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby sectionate 2017/11/07 15:37:30
Why do the Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish and Danish navy have barcodes painted on their ships?

So that when they come home to dock, they can Scandinavian.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/11 10:28:32 (permalink)
Sold my pet owl the other day...
My mate said 'Oh you twit-to-who?
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/07/24 09:36:29 (permalink)
I slipped over in the library today.

 

It turned out I was in the non-friction section.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/09/26 17:32:54 (permalink)
My friend has been a limo driver for 20 years & hasn't had a single customer.
 
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/09/26 17:40:32 (permalink)
What's brown and runny?
 
Usain Bolt
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2017/11/07 14:19:41 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Shiverman 2017/11/08 10:55:41
Last night I dreamed that I was weightless.

I was, like, 0mg.
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