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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 23:20:00 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: stroboscopic

Why is 6 scared of 7 ?




It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 23:37:12 (permalink)
What do nine out of ten people enjoy?
























Gang rape
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 00:09:48 (permalink)
Fucking lol-tastic thread, I'm gonna ride that HItler one for months.


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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 00:50:58 (permalink)
what do you call a french man in sandals?

felipe flop
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 00:52:48 (permalink)
What Bank can never catch you
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
JPM Chase



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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 00:58:19 (permalink)
Ice cream man was found dead in the back of his van....

Police said: they think he may have topped him self with flake


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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 01:09:22 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: jim_skreech

ORIGINAL: Mr Sketch

Whats E.T short for?

Because he has little legs.


What does ET stand for?
Because there's nowhere to sit.


 

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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 01:10:52 (permalink)
knock knock
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
fuck off.


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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 02:16:46 (permalink)
What's pink, wrinkly and belongs to grandpa? Grandma



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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 02:20:58 (permalink)
Knock KnocK!!


Who's There?

Russell!!

Russell Who?

Russell me up some food!



Wot do you call a fish without a eye in it?

FSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH


How does a Essex girl turn off the light at night?


Slams the door on the Cortina


Wot do you call a thousand Essex girls floating in the water?

The Isle of Dogs


Mad P - "On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me,
Afghani Black on a big rock the living mampi."

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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 02:37:55 (permalink)
What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?

Gracias.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 02:41:41 (permalink)
Year 2 class in Bradford comes in from playtime. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at playtime?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

She does and gets a chocolate Hobnob.

The teacher asks Michael what he did at playtime.

Michael says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

Michael does, and gets a chocolate Hobnob. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Michael, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go to the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:03:44 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: MuzzahD

Year 2 class in Bradford comes in from playtime. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at playtime?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

She does and gets a chocolate Hobnob.

The teacher asks Michael what he did at playtime.

Michael says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

Michael does, and gets a chocolate Hobnob. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Michael, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go to the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."
is this even supposed to be funny?


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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:08:56 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: chode

ORIGINAL: MuzzahD

Year 2 class in Bradford comes in from playtime. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at playtime?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

She does and gets a chocolate Hobnob.

The teacher asks Michael what he did at playtime.

Michael says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

Michael does, and gets a chocolate Hobnob. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Michael, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go to the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."
is this even supposed to be funny?

 
Refer to thread title.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:13:35 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: REDBOY1978

ORIGINAL: chode

ORIGINAL: MuzzahD

Year 2 class in Bradford comes in from playtime. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at playtime?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

She does and gets a chocolate Hobnob.

The teacher asks Michael what he did at playtime.

Michael says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

Michael does, and gets a chocolate Hobnob. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Michael, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go to the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."
is this even supposed to be funny?


Refer to thread title.
'rep an awful joke'

not a string of words.


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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:16:18 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: chode

ORIGINAL: REDBOY1978

ORIGINAL: chode

ORIGINAL: MuzzahD

Year 2 class in Bradford comes in from playtime. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at playtime?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

She does and gets a chocolate Hobnob.

The teacher asks Michael what he did at playtime.

Michael says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."

Michael does, and gets a chocolate Hobnob. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Michael, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go to the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob."
is this even supposed to be funny?


Refer to thread title.
'rep an awful joke'

not a string of words.

 
Reads as a joke to me, a very bad one.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:19:55 (permalink)
What do you call a depressed bear that is attracted to both genders?































Bi-polar
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:24:20 (permalink)
Why doesn't Muhammed Ali have a playstation?

Because he is an ex-boxer.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:33:55 (permalink)
What do you call a muslim with pork on his head?

Hamed.

What do you call a muslim with two bits of pork on his head?

Mohamed.

What do you call a muslim with two bits of pork on his head standing between two houses?

Mohamed Ali
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:36:51 (permalink)
What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:41:11 (permalink)
Why did the Muslim have wires hanging out of his backpack?

Because he was late for Friday prayers and had haphazardly thrown his ipod into his backpack, leading to the earphone wires sticking out rather untidily.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 03:57:37 (permalink)
Why is the part of a womans body in between the groin and the breasts called the waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 05:14:44 (permalink)
What's surrounded by yellow and full of cunts
























this thread.




I win imo.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 08:46:37 (permalink)
Why did the sand blush?


Because the seaweed
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 09:35:04 (permalink)
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

A wonkey
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 09:58:44 (permalink)
Arnie dont get no easter egg at easter

Friend say "thats terrible, i guess you dont like easter anymore?"

Arnie "i-still-love-easter-baby"
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 10:03:49 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: sandmanJO3

Arnie dont get no easter egg at easter

Friend say "thats terrible, i guess you dont like easter anymore?"

Arnie "i-still-love-easter-baby"

 That's actually brilliant
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 10:08:53 (permalink)
Someone stole my intestines the other night.
 
I was gutted.


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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 10:12:22 (permalink)
Did you hear about the emo pizza?









It cuts itself

For all my mixes please check www.soundcloud.com/sirreal

You can also hear me every Friday 8 - 10pm on

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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/16 10:37:54 (permalink)
load more latvian jokes
 
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents’ farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.


Why is Latvian throw clock out window?
Will be no appointments anymore, only endure til death.

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

Latvian Nursery rhyme:
one potato, one potato, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter...is end.

Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.

How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

Two Latvians stand on bridge away from all others. First Latvian make sure no one can hear, say "What do you think of the new regime?" Second Latvian look to make sure no one can hear, say "I think about new regime same as you think about new regime." First Latvian say "In that case, I arrest you in the name of the State."

Q: Why do Latvian Security Police always travel in threes?
A: One can read. One can write. One must keep watch on the two intellectuals.

Before you judge a Ukranian, walk a kilometer in his shoes. After that who care? He a kilometer away and you have his shoes. The end.

Latvian man hear knock at door. "Who is it?" ask man. "Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!" Latvian open door, man say "Just kidding. Is Secret Police."





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