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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/03/16 10:46:10 (permalink)
Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/03/16 10:48:41 (permalink)

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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/03/21 17:49:53 (permalink)
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/03/22 14:43:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby S8 2018/03/22 14:49:10
A Tale of Two Cities was first serialised in two local newspapers.

It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/03/22 14:49:14 (permalink)
LOL
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/03/22 14:52:11 (permalink)
geordie007
A Tale of Two Cities was first serialised in two local newspapers.

It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.




lovely stuff
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/03/22 18:11:43 (permalink)
geordie007
A Tale of Two Cities was first serialised in two local newspapers.

It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.

Fucking LOL. Stolen
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/03/22 19:07:42 (permalink)
I went to the doctor with hearing problems.

He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/03/27 12:15:05 (permalink)

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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/04/10 18:48:17 (permalink)
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/04/17 13:10:20 (permalink)
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geordie007
A Tale of Two Cities was first serialised in two local newspapers.

It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.

Fucking LOL. Stolen



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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/04/17 13:14:03 (permalink)
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”. “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
 
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
 
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”



It was called jungle in those days, not drum and bass. That came later

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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/04/18 15:46:58 (permalink)
geordie007
A Tale of Two Cities was first serialised in two local newspapers.

It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.


Brilliant, I'm stealing that.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/04/18 20:14:21 (permalink)
A man and his wife have just gone to bed and are disturbed by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a stranger is standing in the pouring rain.

"Can you help, mate? I need a push."

"Not a chance," says the husband, "we've just gone to bed." He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No! I'm knackered and it is pouring out!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself."

The man sighs, gets up again, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swings!"
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/04/19 14:38:06 (permalink)
Two people tried to talk to me about bumper cars earlier but I managed to dodgem.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/04/27 16:02:57 (permalink)
I used to race snails. Once I tried taking off the shells to make them faster, but they only got more sluggish.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/05/02 08:07:55 (permalink)
Why is Henry VIII's wife covered in bite marks?
 
Because he's Tudor
Mighty Wighty
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/05/02 12:12:26 (permalink)
Chris Eubank has just written a book about ethics. If it’s successful, he will consider writing one about Yorkshire.
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Re: Rep an awful joke... 2018/06/26 13:03:09 (permalink)
Q: What is Roni Size's favourite Channel Island?
 
A: It's Jersey, Jersey, Jersey, Jersey, Jersey, Jersey, Jersey.
Aunty West
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2018/07/25 15:53:50 (permalink)
We don't know much about Galileo.

He was a poor boy from a poor family.
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Re: RE: Rep an awful joke... 2018/07/25 19:20:35 (permalink)
Rupert, Paddington and Yogi walk into a South African bar.
 
Boer jokes.
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