Re: Rep an awful joke...
A man and his wife have just gone to bed and are disturbed by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a stranger is standing in the pouring rain.
"Can you help, mate? I need a push."
"Not a chance," says the husband, "we've just gone to bed." He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No! I'm knackered and it is pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself."
The man sighs, gets up again, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swings!"