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2010/04/15 19:55:25 (permalink)

Rep an awful joke...

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How do you kill 50 flies at once?
 
 
    

Hit a Somalian in the face with a shovel
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djdave*b
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 19:58:12 (permalink)
How do you get 15 Somalian's into a phone box? 

Throw a tin of beans in there,

How do you get them back out again?

Run past with a tin opener,


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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 19:59:57 (permalink)
Someone sent me this at work

Latvian jokes

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents’ farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
post edited by Syzlack_23 - 2011/12/28 22:08:59
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 20:01:49 (permalink)


ORIGINAL: Syzlack_23

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.

 
lolol
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 20:03:09 (permalink)
what do you call a man who lives on a floating monastery ?


Bob Monkhouse


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Syzlack_23
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 20:11:12 (permalink)
Latvian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Latvian: Very. Also dark.

 
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 20:25:38 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: Syzlack_23

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?


These made me laugh a lot!
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 20:31:21 (permalink)
why don't indians play football?




because every time they get a corner they start building a shop
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Malism
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 20:35:34 (permalink)
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?


Roberto.

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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 20:47:12 (permalink)
Vandals broke into the police station last night and smashed up the toilets.

Police say they have nothing to go on.

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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 20:53:22 (permalink)
What do fat people do in the summer?

They stink.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 21:27:26 (permalink)
I wish this volcanic ash over the uk would just blow over.

Came up with that today. Surely I win the worst joke award?
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 21:29:39 (permalink)
How do you know when Will Smith has been out in the snow?
Go outside and look for the Fresh Prints.
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Mr Sketch
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 21:40:22 (permalink)
Whats E.T short for?

Because he has little legs.


http://www.house-mixes.com/artists/Mr_Sketch
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daky
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 21:54:08 (permalink)
Whats blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic
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j.a
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 21:55:05 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: djAverage

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in their tanks?



Men, get in your tanks!



I find that funny.
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kong52
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:00:10 (permalink)
whats brown and sticky?



a stick

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Mr Sketch
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:02:00 (permalink)
Whats blue and fucks old people?

Me in my blue coat


http://www.house-mixes.com/artists/Mr_Sketch
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:02:30 (permalink)
whats blue and fluffy?
 
...blue fluff.
 
whats purple and fluffy?
 
...blue fluff holding its breath.


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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:03:53 (permalink)
Those Latvian jokes are big lol.


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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:05:28 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: djAverage

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in their tanks?



Men, get in your tanks!


LOL
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:09:27 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Mr Sketch

Whats E.T short for?

Because he has little legs.


What does ET stand for?
Because there's nowhere to sit.
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j.a
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:10:21 (permalink)
Which vegetable has the most iron?

A) Broccoli
B) Stephen Hawking
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:12:49 (permalink)
My wife asked me if I wanted her to slip into something more comfortable.

I said yeah, a fucking coma.
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:36:55 (permalink)
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?

coz 7 8 9
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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:43:27 (permalink)
What hangs out your underpants?
Your mum.

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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:47:48 (permalink)
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.


BUH DUMM TSHHH

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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:48:28 (permalink)
Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARGHHH

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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 22:50:19 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: Bandwagon

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.


BUH DUMM TSHHH


Pmsl 

This one doesn't belong in this thread

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RE: Rep an awful joke... 2010/04/15 23:14:13 (permalink)
Knock Knock
'Who's there?'
'A ginger man'
'I'm calling the Police'
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