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gentle kenneth
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/05/14 18:40:04 (permalink)
this could very easily be a compact swiss chalet. about to be stormed by 15 bad bastards in boiler suits
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/05/14 19:27:42 (permalink)
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Tits to all that, I'm sure we can sort something out.




Tits to all that, I'm sure we can sort something out.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/05/17 02:09:47 (permalink)
Don't get me started on Cupid. Giving a baby a bow and arrow is just rank stupidity.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/05/18 04:54:55 (permalink)
Teachers really are blithering scum.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/05/18 10:30:51 (permalink)
sam matterface gave a talk at a conference i had to go to yesterday and for 20 minutes all i could think about was this https://soundcloud.com/nic-english/sam-matterface-goes-full-alan-partridge 
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/05/18 14:09:34 (permalink)
So this bloke... Seedy Ron....how seedy is he?
 
 


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/05/18 15:14:18 (permalink)
That year the nettles were particularly virulent


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/05/29 15:15:45 (permalink)
diddle-di-dit-di-di, two ladies...
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/06/04 03:05:52 (permalink)
I picked a chair and sat down quietly and effectively. It was a good start, but I needed to do more.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/06/04 03:27:33 (permalink)
They've all been to Oxbridge University, wherever that is.
 

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/06/04 09:27:09 (permalink)
I actually have the utmost respect for elderly Romany women, after one of them read my fortune in a beer garden with incredible accuracy.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/06/20 22:30:05 (permalink)
Thanks for the smelling salts, feeling better already.


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/06/20 23:06:56 (permalink)
Norwich isn't just a way of life, Norwich is an attitude.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/06/26 08:51:53 (permalink)
Now I’m not Georgio Armani, I’m Alan Partridge.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/06/26 09:40:59 (permalink)
reading nomad at the moment.
 
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/06/26 15:52:44 (permalink)
Haha! I love the way he never, ever name checks Lynn.


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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/07/27 02:51:48 (permalink)
jesus didnt always get it right. turning water into wine at a wedding isnt just showing off, its irresponsible
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/07/30 20:58:12 (permalink)
i was fixated with butterflies, an interest my father did much to encourage. we would go into the garden on a summers evening and when we saw the gentle flitter flutter of a butterfly, hed smash it to the ground with his tennis racket
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/12 21:07:18 (permalink)
I was gonna play London Calling by The Clash, but it's awful.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/12 22:16:15 (permalink)
a partridgean pied piper piping his pipe
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/12 22:18:28 (permalink)
i enjoyed the hobbit more than riverdance. and i think that lots of boys on an island killing a fat boy is not so enjoyable as gandalf with a long white beard
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/13 11:14:58 (permalink)
Here's Mark Almond. I heard an awful rumour about him the other day. I'm sure it can't be true.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/13 11:27:03 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby gentle kenneth 2018/08/14 06:27:17
In 1967 I misdiagnosed myself with cancer of the ball bag.

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/13 11:40:10 (permalink)
her belief was that watson and holmes were gay lovers, keen experimenters and happy to take risks in the bedroom, theirs was a relationship where nothing was off the table. 
 
the way it goes on
 
https://youtu.be/Kh1DAKuiRAc?t=1h55m25s
 

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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/13 22:17:48 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby MalcolmTucker 2018/08/16 14:12:37
You could cut the atmosphere with a carving knife. It's electric. The atmosphere not the knife.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/14 06:11:46 (permalink)
in centuries gone by, puritans would birch themselves in order to be cleansed of their sins. i like to think that bedding down on a mattress lightly dusted with quaver rubble is much the same thing
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/16 10:28:12 (permalink)
What's your least favourite film?

Gorillas in the mist. I think it is a tragic waste of Sigourney Weaver. But if you mess about with monkeys you will pay the price.
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/19 05:18:09 (permalink)
in the absence of leather, pricked vinyl will allow a certain amount of drainage of hand sweat
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/24 05:45:47 (permalink)
an almighty whoomp filled the sky. it was edmonds in what he called his noelicopter (actually just a helicopter)
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Re: RE: Tehhh Teeeehhhh Tell You What Tell You What Its 9 And A Half Thousand Pounds 2018/08/24 20:21:54 (permalink)
The world doesn’t revolve around you, you’re not the moon
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